voldy i love you

if jk rowling wanted me to like snape she should’ve given him a better redemption arc than “i wanted to bang your mom”

anonymous asked:

Sirius, would you suck Snivellus' dick or get tortured and killed by Bellatrix and Voldy?

Sirius: Wow, I love how you think this would be a hard choice.  I’d take torture and death over sucking Snivelly’s dick.  There’s probably nothing to suck anyway.  He’s a vampire so it’s probably all old and shrivelled.  *Makes puking sound*