robotdance-deactivated20130823  asked:

Okay, I had to ask as well, my url? ;) (slightly worried because the word pimp's there ok)

Voldemort used to be wholesome boy named Tom Riddle. He tried to make it as a wizard but his lack of nose made people laugh at him. He sold his hair and his necklace for ten francs and then you came along and made a prostitute of him. Shame on you. He was never the same again.