Okay so I was thinking about Tom Riddle, as I occasionally do, about his life after Hogwarts, and then I realised he had to have gone clothes shopping, and then the thought of the future dark lord holding up a shirt and going “do you have this in a Medium?” made me laugh so hard I choked on a crisp
get to know me meme: [3/5] favorite male characters → Lord Voldemort
I can make things move without touching them. I can make animals do what
I want them to do, without training them. I can make bad things happen
to people who annoy me. I can make them hurt if I want to.