vokoun*

I feel like every time the Pens have a presser it’s to announce some bizarre and devastating injury. Blood clots for Vokoun, stroke for Tanger, cancer for Maatta.

They need to have a press conference to announce that they’re going to cancel practice and play with puppies all day. Because right now when I hear the phrase “press conference” I break out into a cold sweat and start saying the rosary.

Pittsburgh Penguins' Fans on Pittsburgh Penguins (1/3)
  • Pascal Dupuis:#Imissyou #getbetter
  • Tomas Vokoun:WELCOME BACK GRANDDAD GOALIE
  • Evgeni Malkin:Poor Geno, no medal again....
  • Sidney Crosby:So thankful to have him, cappy.
  • Olli Maatta:bb d who made us so proud this year.
  • Chris Kunitz:KUNI THE FUCKING OLYMPIAN.
  • Brooks Orpik:Has been on the team since like the 1800s. #keeper
  • Jussi Jokinen:Are you Jussi? I'm not jokinen...
  • Marc Andre Fleury:better than any flower you could grow.
  • James Neal:best trade ever.
  • Matt Niskanen:part of the best trade ever.
  • Paul Martin:proved his worth and deserves to be on USA.
  • Kris Letang:Tanger, where can we start?