Splenda Daddy: A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.
She was all excited that she finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realised she had landed a Splenda Daddy instead.
I’m so tired…this made me laugh hysterically. Thanks, Vocabology and Urban Dictionary for providing me with entertaining words-of-the-day!