Watched the episode Deadlock this evening, which sparked a debate in my household: Which Janeway is hotter? Dirty Janeway or clean Janeway? My husband maintains that it’s dirty Janeway because she’s desperate and that makes her scrappy. I insist that it’s clean Janeway because she can afford to be sassy and sauntered onto that broken Voyager like the goddamn hero of everything. Maybe we will never know…

Actually, I think we are totally missing the point of this episode and that is that somebody somewhere glued ridges onto an infant. I’m not saying I wouldn’t, just that somebody did.