• Rap Mon:so guys we've got training tod-
  • Jimin:kookie u look so cute when ur sweating
  • Jungkook:Tae can you give me the water
  • V:sure maknae oh hey jagi make me food
  • Jin:i'm not your jagi
  • V:k now princess peach u wanna cuddle later
  • Jin:sure tae as long as you shower so many germs are around here don't touch me 'til you've washed your hands three times
  • Jimin:kookie don't ignore me
  • Jungkook:who wants to cuddle with me
  • Jimin:kookie pls look at me
  • Suga:hoseok carry me
  • Jhope:come here yoongi bear i'll carry you everywhere you want to go
  • Rap Mon:but guys the traini-
  • Jimin:*kisses Jungkook*
  • Jungkook:
  • Bangtan:
  • Jungkook:*blinks*
  • Jungkook:why u kissing me
  • Jimin:kookie pls notice me i love you
  • Jungkook:u should know your place kid
  • Rap Mon:u lil fuckers listen to me

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO TALK ABOUT THIS MOMENT IN THE FULL FANCAM FOR BLANKET KICK BECAUSE THIS IS GOLDEN

In this corner, you have kookiemonster just hangin out and being friends

In the middle, you have one sided!taejin and taehyung trying to win over seokjin’s love

AND THEN THERE’S JIHOPE GETTING IT ON

THESE BOYS NEED SOME CHILL

bangtan as weekdays
  • tuesday:rapmon cause he does what he has to do but its okay
  • wednesday:jimin cause don't know if hes good or bad - so is wednesday
  • thursday:v cause thursday is awkward an v is just v
  • friday:jin he wants to make u happy from time to time
  • saturday:jhope cause always happy
  • sunday:suga cause he's lazy as fuck - and so is sunday
  • monday:jungkook cause hes satan guys
vine

v: wake up or ill spank you 

bts; jfc chill 

last queue for today, goodnight ;)

BTS at the dorm
  • Rapmon:guys we have to talk
  • Jin:whats up? Do you have any problems? just talk to me
  • Suga:let him be these lil fuckers always disturb my sleep
  • Jungkook:suga are you sure you like us
  • Suga:did i ever say that
  • Jimin:*gasps*
  • Jimin:how can you not love my kookie
  • Jhope:the only thing suga needs is a little bit hope here suga have my hope
  • Jhope:*strips*
  • Suga:eww put your clothes back on you filthy little kid i dont need hope i need sleep
  • Rapmon:GUYS i wanted to say something
  • V:jin cook something for me
  • Jin:shhh rapmon has to say something
  • Rapmon:so since you all listen now. i broke the tv
  • Jungkook:again?
  • Rapmon:last time wasnt my fault. No one is at fault because fault is something only bad people say when they want to blame something and- *begins poetic speech*
  • Suga:*falls asleep*
  • Jhope:*pokes suga*
  • Jimin:let him be ull make him angry
  • V:jimin is a baby he is scared
  • Jimin:im not scared
  • V:of course you are
  • Jin:shhhhh rapmon is talking kids listen to him
  • Rapmon:...so what i really wanted to say is you guys have to give me money so i can buy a new tv
  • Jungkook:but its your fault we have to buy a new one so u pay
  • Jin:Jungkook did anyone ever tell you that you are satan you little punk
  • Jungkook:i learned from the master
  • Jimin:im your master
  • Jungkook:*blinks*
  • Jungkook:i meant suga
  • Jhope:hes so cute look at him sleeping how can he be the devil
  • Bangtan:*looks at sleeping suga, back to jhope*
  • Suga:*wakes up and glares*
  • Suga:why are fuckers staring at me
  • Jungkook:told you guys