vivienne freeman

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Scenes from: “Snow Cake”, “Nobel Son”, “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix”, “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street”, “Bottle Shock”, “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1″, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2″, “Gambit”

Mrs Hudson, if I ever get too cocky, too sure of myself, too selfish, I want you to say Norberry to me. Just… Norberry.
—  Because that receptionist, Vivienne Norberry, and his self assured explanation led to his friend taking a bullet for him. And now vows are broken, relationships shattered, and he needs to know how to fix John. His greatest case.

WHY I HATE VIVIENNE: THE HOUSE MAGE.

SO HERE’S VIVIENNE.

EVERYONE LIKES HER.

SHE’S REASONABLE.  COOL, EVEN.  SAYS NEAT STUFF.

HELL.  SHE’S EVEN PRO-CIRCLE.

AND THEN YOU FIND OUT…

… SHE DOESN’T EVEN LIVE IN A CIRCLE???

WAIT.  SO SHE WANTS THE FUCKING CIRCLE BACK SO OTHER MAGES CAN BE PUT IN IT, WHILE SHE’S BANGING DUKE SILVER?!?

TO CLARIFY.

WHILE MAGES IN KIRKWALL ARE BEING MURDERED, MOLESTED, OPPRESSED… AND THEY REBEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE…

SHE’S EATING GREY POUPON OFF CROISSANTS AND DRINKING JUS D'ORANGE W/ THE EMPRESS AND SAYING, “NAH Y'ALL NEED TO DO WHAT THE CHANTRY SAYS.  GET BACK IN THEM CIRCLES.”

IN ORDER TO PROTECT HER OPULENT LIFESTYLE, SHE WOULD CONDEMN HER FELLOWS TO A LIFE OF OPPRESSION AND SERVITUDE.  WHAT A MONSTER.  WHAT A FIEND.  

SHE IS THE TRUEST OF ALL ABOMINATIONS: A BOUGIE DEMON.

FUCK VIVIENNE.

SHE’S THE CATCHER FREEMAN OF MAGES.

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“Snow Cake” (2006)

Snow Cake is a 2006 British/Canadian indie romantic comedy drama film directed by Marc Evans. Angela Pell, the screenwriter, wrote the role of Alex Hughes with Rickman in mind. It was also Rickman who read the script and made sure Weaver was contacted about the role of Linda. A drama focused on the friendship between a high-functioning autistic woman and a man who is traumatized after a fatal car accident.

Alan Rickman and Sigourney Weaver were brilliant in this movie. This movie was sad, happy, and romantic. It had everything!!!

Alan Movie Day

So yeah. Got off of work and decided to watch more of ze Rickman. First I watched Nobel Son, which was waaaaay more interesting than I thought it would be. But I have to say. The desk-sex scene…

At first I was like:

 

But then I was like:

After that, I watched Snow Cake. Very good movie. Thank goodness for Linda, otherwise I probably would’ve started crying. It was all very sweet.

(Also, is it bad that a little part of my brain was trying to pair Vivienne and Alex? Cuz I think that might be an issue…)

Alan Rickman, you amazing, fantastic actor…