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more merman Astro here we go

  • Rocky: “Uh ok ew why do you look like you’re in love" 
  • Rocky flicking biscuit crumbs at Bin
  • Bin spluttering and brushing them off his face 
  • "I’m not!!" 
  • Rocky, mouth full: "don’t lie to me I’m ur roommate I know everything" 
  • Bin, blushing but also insisting: "I am nOT" 
  • Rocko, throwing a full biscuit at Bin: "you’ve never been so excited about going down to the beach before" 
  • Bin: "I have been!!!! For the past month!!!!!!”
  • Rocko: “ok so what happened in the past month" 
  • Rocko, trying to remember what’s been going on in the resort for the past month 
  • Rocko, only remembering the sheer number of towels he’s had to collect and empty glasses he’s had to collect from the pool side: 
  • Rocko:
  • Rocko:
  • I need to stop calling him Rocko I started ironically and now I can’t stop
  • Bin: "ok stop I can hear you thinking !! there really isn’t anything" 
  • Rocky, narrowing his eyes in suspicion: 
  • Bin: "alright park minhyuk it’s too early for this conversation didn’t you just finish your shift go sleep or whatever" 
  • Rocky, squinting more at Bin:
  • Bin: 
  • Bin, making a very fast escape: "alrIGHT I’M GOING TO LEAVE FOR MY SHIFT NOW”
  • Rocky napping for two hours but
  • Okay he’s usually dead on his feet after a whole day at the resort pool but he needs to know what’s going on with his best friend
  • Maybe he met someone ??????
  • Oh my god
  • Rocky has to get condoms and talk to Bin about the Safe S-e-x 
  • Not yet biologically possible but Rocky doesn’t know about that
  • So Rocky slips on some board shorts and slippers and flops his way down to the beach
  • He’s always wanted to be a secret spy!!!!
  • Ducking in between palm trees and beach chairs 
  • Eventually peeking out from behind a palm tree at the beach
  • Trying to see what Bin is doing in his lonely life guard tower 
  • Except 
  • Bin’s not there 
  • Rocky looking wildly around for his roommate 
  • Oh my god is he slacking off on the job???? 
  • Oh my god what if he’s doing drugs????????  
  • No wait 
  • He’s in the ocean 
  • And holy shit
  • He’s not alone
  • He’s sitting chest deep in the water and laughing with someone
  • ROCKY KNEW IT 
  • HE CALLED IT
  • BIN’S IN LOVE 
  • !!!!!!!!!!!! 
  • Rocky can nearly cry from happiness and also relief 
  • Rocky rolling his ankles in preparation to run down to the shore
  • Bin being totally oblivious 
  • Because hello when someone like Eunwoo’s sitting (lying down???? liquid mermaid physics) in front of you and laughing 
  • You can’t easily look away 
  • Eunwoo chinhands @ Binnie, laughing at whatever dumb story Bin’s telling about the daytime lifeguard Jinjin
  • Binnie smiling gently at his angel 
  • Eunwoo told Bin once that his eyes change colour depending on the colour of the ocean 
  • Bin thinking to himself it really doesn’t matter what colour the damn ocean is he thinks he could lose himself in Eunwoo’s eyes any day 
  • Bin also thinking about how Eunwoo’s eyes sparkle the same way the moonlight glints off soft waves 
  • Bin unconsciously leaning closer 
  • Because wow he’s so so so weak for this boy and his smiles and his clear ringing laugh 
  • Eunwoo looking up from where he’s laughing at Bin because wow suddenly Bin is really close and he can see the small scar on his nose 
  • Eunwoo blinking and wow Bin
  • Bin looking at Eunwoo’s eyelashes and soft cheeks and wow he really wants to kiss him 
  • Eunwoo’s eyes fluttering close and Bin leaning in 
  • Rocky, bursting out from behind a palm tree: “HA I CAUGHT U UR IN LOVE AND I CALLED IT!!!!" 
  • Bin: 
  • Eunwoo: 
  • Bin: 
  • Eunwoo: 
  • Rocky:
  • Rocky: "o my god I’m so sorry" 
  • Rocky keeping it PG13 in here yall
  • Rocky’s face is on fire probably 
  • Wow he didn’t mean to cockblock his best friend he really thought they were just talking 
  • But now from this angle
  • Bin was really close to that man 
  • Like 
  • Really really nose to nose close to that man 
  • The man who’s somehow disappeared underwater 
  • And is missing?????? 
  • Rocky: "dhsjdhsj wheRE DID HE GO" 
  • Rocky: "explAIN" 
  • Bin, pouting: "he swam away" 
  • Rocky, looking for water ripples and someone resurfacing to breathe: "no he didn’t??????" 
  • Rocky: 
  • Rocky: "ok but WHO WAS THAT" 
  • Bin hesitating but ok this is Rocko 
  • His best friend
  • The one who took swimming lessons with him when they were three 
  • The one he’s grown up with 
  • Fought with
  • Shared all his life secrets with 
  • Thrown up after getting illegally drunk with 
  • Rocky: ???? 
  • Bin telling him about how he saved this merman from choking 
  • Rocky scoffing because hello ???????????? Bin what drugs are you on????? 
  • You think covering this up with a fantasy story will make Rocky believe you don’t have a man ??????? 
  • Bin looking really sad that Rocky doesn’t believe him 
  • Rocky getting a little pissed but also worried because why won’t Binnie tell him the truth!!! 
  • Eunwoo sighing and resurfacing and swimming over to Rocky 
  • Splashing him with his tail
  • Rocky, screaming higher than that one high note he does in Innocent Love 
  • Bin slapping his hand over Rocky’s mouth because wow Eunwoo and Sanha might be part dolphin but Rocky sure isn't 
  • Rocky shaking because holy shit !!!!!!!!!!! 
  • A mermaid!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Who’s splashing Bin too for the hell of it 
  • Bin laughing and waving his arms for his boyfriend to stop 
  • Rocky shaking less because they’re basically like a regular couple just that
  • Eunwoo is apparently half dolphin 
  • How the hell is that even possible
  • Do they have cousins that are part shark
  • Part jellyfish 
  • Part mussel 
  • Do they pee
  • How do they text each other 
  • Do they even text each other 
  • Do they have underwater internet and is it faster than regular internet 
  • He has so many questions 
  • More questions than Bin ever had the sense to ask tbh lmaoooo
  • Also Rocky: ok but do u ever get thirsty 
  • But at least he has the sense to not ask so many questions on their first meeting, he thinks 
  • If Bin’s serious about this man (?? Merman?????) 
  • He has plenty of chances to ask 
  • Of course this is what he thinks before (as anon suggested) he meets Sanha :—) 
  • Who laughs brightly and beams at Rocky and makes Rocky smile even though Rocky’s exhausted from his pool shift 
  • And who still holds Eunwoo’s hand as he breaks the surface and swishes his sunshine yellow tail  and answers all of Rocky’s questions and poses many many more that drive Rocky insane
    • "So how do you guys text?" 
    • "Text?”
    • “Like you know, send messages to each other?" 
    • "Messages?”
    • “Uhhhh like communication?”
    • “Communication?”
    • “Okay you’ve got to know the meaning of communication; you’re just pulling my leg now-" 
    • "Well you have two legs to pull after all-" 
    • "Sanha, I swear to god-" 
    • "What god?" 
    • "SANHA-" 
    • Talk shit get hit
  • But for now Rocky smiles to himself and holds his tongue and watches Bin giggle at his boyfriend and wave at Rocky to come meet Eunwoo 
  • And as they talk he watches Bin smile fondly at Eunwoo and Eunwoo intertwine his fingers (are they webby? Rocko wants to ask) with Bin’s and well 
  • I mean, ew he looks like he’s in love and that’s so sappy it’s disgusting but 
  • He’s so happy for his best friend
  • myungjin coming soon yall 

anonymous asked:

*slams table repeatedly* MYUNGJIN MERMAID AU MYUNGJIN MERMAID AU MYUNGJI-

mermaid AU instalment 4 aYo

  • oh my god i’m so sorry i’m taking this long 
  • me: i need to finish this and start drabbles (?)
  • also me: literally takes three years to figure out laws of physics in an AU
  • MJ being Sanwoo’s cousin
  • Hangs around Sanwoo all the time
  • Except when Eunwoo started going up to the surface all the time
  • MJ: “ok but where are you going :(”
  • Sanha: “don’t leave us :(”
  • Eunwoo: “you guys play w each other all the time anyway ????? I’m just going up to collect sea glass”
  • Sanha: “ur leaving me alone???? with (whispers) the old one?????”
  • Sanha: talk shit get hit
  • Sanha, rubbing his arm: “ok no but are u going up agAIn to see-”
  • Eunwoo, glaring at Sanha bc he’s about to expOSE EUNWOO
  • Sanha, faltering: “if there’s anymore sea glass left?”
  • MJ: “we can help you look!!!”
  • Eunwoo: “nO”
  • MJ:
  • MJ:
  • MJ, squinting at Eunwoo: “…okAyyyyy”
  • Cue Eunwoo going up to the surface
  • Cue a not-subtle Sanha grabbing onto Eunwoo’s tail and wiggling around and singing in excitement because today Rocko’s going to teach him about what he calls a “guitar”
    • Sanha: “is it the same as a (insert blubbery noise)”
    • Rocko:
    • Rocko:
    • Rocko: “uh I guess ??”
    • Rocko: “ok but how does stuff sound underwater how do sound waves travel do you sound the same underwater as above water how do you record music underwater do you even have recorded music”
    • Sanha:
    • Sanha: “bro
    • Me: “ok you know what this is an au fuck physics”
    • @binsmoon: “LMAO I WAS JUST GONNA SAY”
  • Eunwoo laughing because his brother is so ridiculously excited
  • Cue a slightly subtler MJ ducking behind rocks and peeking suspiciously at Eunwoo & Sanha talking about a rock and a bin (???????)
  • Wtf they have plenty of rocks down there
  • Eunwoo’s entire ceiling is a huge slab of rock
  • Also they don’t exactly have trashbins but like
  • Why go up to the beach
  • To see a bin
  • ?????????????
  • MJ, a poor confused bean,

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sometimes I remember one of Binnie’s nicknames is 문밥 because he eats a lot and I just :’)

astro witch coven au (sanha)

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  • The very last one to tumble into the Astro coven
  • Part-timed at the SF9 coven for a while
    • So sometimes you have specialised covens like the VIXX coven (in charms and talismans) and the Snuper coven (in healing)
    • and sometimes you have hodgepodge covens who have one specialist for whatever you need like a one-stop shop
    • such as Bangtan and Astro (where you can get potions, herbs and charms in the same house – which makes it endlessly easy for harried house-witches in each of their neighbourhoods to pick up stuff they need)
    • another such example is SF9
    • and at that point in time SF9 suddenly had a boom of magical people in their neighbourhood
    • so they had a lot of orders and stuff pouring in so Youngbin decided to hire some smol part-timers
    • i.e., excited young witches eager to flex their magical fingers and put their powers to good use to earn some pocket money
    • and so this is how smol Chani and Sanha, with their bright eyes and nimble fingers and penchant for mischief, end up part-timing for SF9
  • earned a little pocket money, earned a lot of experience
    • Chani mainly worked with the potion masters Zuho and Hwiyoung and with the gardening witch Dawon
    • Sanha spent most of his time with Youngbin, Jaeyoon and Inseong in the charms room after magic school, preparing different sets of crystals for spells they needed to do
      • Happiness charm? A bottle cap inscribed with ‘happiness’ in Inseong’s neat script, two crystals and three leaves
      • Calming charm? A hairclip that Jaeyoon’s scribbled on in white paint marker, a bottle of distilled water and four crystals
      • Cooling crystals? A small blue crystal and a thin copper wire
      • Sanha’s got it mostly in his head, but anything he doesn’t know, he consults a small manual written in Youngbin’s messy scrawl and prepares the sets for them
      • Very nimble fingers and can pack things really well and fast!!! Bless Sanha
    • Occasionally when the three weren’t as busy, Sanha skipped downstairs to help Taeyang and Rowoon with small errands like delivery
      • Helped Rowoon, a frost witch, deliver ice bags to people around the neighbourhood
      • Or sometimes helped Taeyang, an elemental witch, package stuff he spins out of thin air and label them for customers
      • Sometimes messed up the names and stuff but Taeyang sorted them out eventually
  • also earned a lot of exasperation and fondness
    • Sanha really is a pure bean he just needs the right goading to turn into a lil shit
      • Like that time Dawon was napping in his greenhouse
        • Sanha and Taeyang releasing tiny butterflies made out of thin copper wires charmed to fly for less than an hour into the air
        • Dawon nearly panicking because he thought they were eating up his children
      • Or that time Sanha ‘accidentally’ swapped out Jaeyoon’s dry-erase markers for permanent ones
      • And Jaeyoon usually uses them to note a list of charms and clients on his arm for easy reference so he can erase them later
      • Cue Jaeyoon walking around the whole day being grumpy because Chani and Sanha charmed his ink to stay on for 24 hours
    • Carried onto the Astro coven ohohoho I have so many stories from the Sanha-MJ vs Bin prank war
      • Bin loves pranking Sanha it’s hilarious
      • Like that one beetle incident
      • And also that shouting charm incident
      • Filed under Bin’s profile if you’re interested
      • More to come
  • But yes and so like this, business eventually settled into a steady rhythm
    • until Sanha’s dad decided to move them halfway across the country
    • rip Sanha’s after-school money-making means
    • But Sanha has to adjust to a new magic school and make new friends and stuff so the first month or so he doesn’t really have the time to go out and part-time anyway
  • Ok a bit more about the magic school system
    • I realise I’ve never gone into this with much detail rip but now I’ve gone into it with too much detail 
      • Me: I need to publish Sanha’s profile asap
      • Also me: ok but first you need to rewrite the laws of physics in each single AU you have
    • But basically you go to school for basic magic stuff like learning the theories and learning what different branches of magic there are
    • imagine Hogwarts but in a house and with like 10 magical kids at differing magical levels and ages
    • so they all learn the theory portion together in the mornings
    • and occasionally instead of magical theory they cover actual stuff they need for national exams because I mean ??? they still need qualifications just in case they want to go into something non-magical
    • but because they’re all of differing magical levels and different magical backgrounds, they spend the second half of the day either Shadowing their parents’ magic business or if their parents worked in a non-magical line, Shadowing a specialist coven
    • and this ‘specialist’ coven they Shadow usually falls in line with their interest
    • like how Chani was interested in botany and spent his Shadow time with the botany witch coven Honeyst (after which he went to Dawon’s greenhouse to learn more while earning pocket-money)
    • and this is the route the rest of Astro took too, with Eunwoo’s training in the Snuper coven and Rocky helping out in his cousin’s potions room and Bin living nearly full-time in the VIXX coven
    • and eventually in their later years they either fade out of theory entirely and just work in their specialist line or continue with national exams and go into non-magical lines
  • Sanha’s parents chose the non-magical line and work in entertainment, which doesn’t really require much of their magic but is largely enjoyable for them all the same
    • And so Sanha’s left with the choice to either specialise or go non-magical like his parents
    • But he knows deep down that he does want to do magic so that’s that
    • And so he has to specialise
    • I mean, he was thinking of specialising in charms with SF9 but since he’s moved halfway across the country he can no longer do so
    • And so he flounders around looking for help
  • Until one day Chani calls to tell him to knock on the door of the Astro coven to look for a place because while a lot of covens would love to have Sanha, the only Charmers there are in the neighbourhood are the VIXX coven and the Astro coven
    • And while VIXX is an established specialist coven, after Bin left, N’s been swamped with new students looking to create charms and talismans too
    • And not to worry!!! Because apparently Dawon knows a blood ritualist in that coven and apparently they’re all very nice and looking for some help
  • So Sanha marches up to the Astro coven door and rings the first magical doorbell he sees (MJ’s) and introduces himself
    • Sanha shouting: “HI I’M SANHA I’D LIKE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT CHARMS AND MAGIC”
    • Jinjin, hauling this idiot in because who the hell shouts about this in the middle of the street????
    • Rocky, coven leader, sizing this beanpole up
      • Tol smol
      • Skinny
      • Easily startled
      • Lil bit dumb
      • Not sure if he wants to take him but-
    • MJ bursting into the kitchen where Rocky and Jinjin have Sanha sat down
      • “HELLO YES PLS TAKE THEM ONE OF OUR OLD NEIGHBOURS CALLED AND SAID HE’S A SWEETHEART”
      • temporarily forgets that Rockjin have no idea about KNK’s extensive immigration history
      • also comes to regret this statement many incidents of Sanha Talks Shit & Gets Hit™ later
    • Jinjin dragging Binu out of their second floor cave to evaluate this young son
      • Eunwoo peering into Sanha’s eyes and agreeing immediately because Sanha looks so pure and cute he can’t help it he’s weak
      • Binnie giving Sanha a couple of trinkets and asking him to sort them into charm sets for him
      • Sanha doing well so far until he comes across a dead beetle and yelps
      • Binnie’s eyes twinkling
      • “yES ROCKY I’M VERY SURE I WANT THIS ONE”
      • rip Sanha
      • Rocky, incredulous,
    • Instant best friends with MJ
  • And long story short, Rocky was the one who agreed that Sanha move in with them and train under all of them in the end
    • But if you ask him now lmao he’ll deny it to his death
    • He personally feels that Sanha is truly one of the most powerful witches he’ll ever meet and have the opportunity to apprentice
    • Although all he’s asked Sanha to do so far in his apprenticeship is fetching potion ingredients
    • Something Sanha is Actually Terrible at
      • Comes out into the garden with a list of different herbs Rocky wants found within two hours
      • One and a half hours of searching and talking to Chani and Dawon on speakerphone later he’s only found basil and it’s only because Jinjin was collecting some for dinner later
      • Jinjin sighing and slowly sifting through the list with Sanha  
    • Papa!Jinjin slowly teaching his son how to differentiate between plants
      • belleaves (non-spiky leaves, brownish-green, edible) and balleaves (also non-spiky leaves, greenish-brown, to be strained out of the potion at the end of brewing)
      • Rohas (space violet, five-petalled, strong smell, used in Healing aromatherapy potion brews) and Roahs (vivid plum, five-petalled, slightly sweeter and milder smell, used in Calming aromatherapy potion brews)
      • English parsley and Chinese parsley (for fun because Jinjin sends Sanha out to collect herbs for dinner sometimes)
    • Sanha struggling through himself when it comes to non-agricultural potion ingredients like feathers and stuff
      • Tries to ask Bin but then Bin starts asking him to help him collect other stuff too so he just kind of panics and runs away
      • Bin being mildly confused because didn’t Sanha prefer making charm sets anyway
      • He does, but he also prefers seeing Rocky’s proud beam when Sanha comes to him, exhausted and covered in whatever it took to catch that one pigeon to get that one singular feather off its back
      • Rocky raising his hand to pat Sanha on the shoulder
      • Rocky also letting Sanha sit in the Potions room (out-of-bounds to MJ and Bin after that One Incident with Magical Water Balloons) and complete tasks Bin’s set him
      • As long as he keeps a 2m radius from his cauldron, that is
    • Sorry Sanha
    • Because no matter how talented Sanha is, he’s still a Grade A Idiot
      • Like that one time Sanha nearly knocked over Rocky’s prized cauldron and Rocky got so mad about it
      • he slipped a potion into Sanha’s flask that made his skin purple for a week
      • and it was really funny bc Sanha usually flops around outside in the garden helping Jinjin because he’s mostly tasked to collect potions ingredients after he finishes assembling charm sets for Bin
      • but then with purple skin he was too afraid to go out of the house to even go to school lest Humans see him
      • so he just kind of whined at the window at Jinjin and MJ until Jinjin personally begged Rocky to either give Sanha back his regular skin colour or to give him something else to do
      • needless to say Sanha probably will never go near the cauldron ever again

wahahah i’m finally done with astro’s profiles it’s drabble time

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