viva la tim

BATFAMILY AS THINGS I'VE HEARD AT MY SCHOOL
  • Dick: I want my allowance in college credits this month
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  • Jason: I will literally do all your homework if you give me that cookie
  • Tim: Liar, you don't even do your own fucking homework
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  • Steph: *seconds after receiving a math test* what the hell
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  • Duke: I actually bought two hamsters. I named them both after the Muppets. They ate each other.
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  • Tim: I don't have enough upper body leg
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  • Damian: I drew a dead guy. Someone put it on the fridge this morning.
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  • Dick: Literally all I've a learned since last summer is that poptarts taste the best when they're warm.
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  • Cass: Here is your gym credit *flexes muscles*
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  • Jason: *writing in red pen* Viva La Revolution
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  • Tim: I had a tan, but it's gone now. My tan vanishe- guYs, ohmygod, it tan-ished. Guys. Guys. It tan-ished.
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  • Damian: I really hope I run into our Spanish teacher in a Walgreen's parking lot one day. She can catch these hands.
  • Cass: She's old.
  • Damian: So is Satan. It's not a coincidence.
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  • Steph: How many things do you think I can staple to that guy's jacket before he notices
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  • Dick: I think we should start a band, I used to play guitar hero a lot so I know what I'm doing
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  • Duke: This little kid just asked me why I'm shaped like this, and honestly I agree