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To my friend on her birthday

Ashley, you better see this today

It’s your birthday today and because I cannot purchase you a gift I decided that I would share with you three things I have learned recently that I think you can appreciate.

First, I learned how to say “go fuck yourself” French.

Second, that there are three types of people in the world; those who cause explosions, those who run from explosions, and those who help people effected by explosions. The second one is good because it makes you realize that there’s always good people around.

& Finally, that every person no matter when it is or where/who they are are a collection of causes and effects that ultimately lead them to be everything they currently are as a person. The third one is good to know because even when I don’t know where you’re going you always know where you were and where you are. It’s good for me to know because though I may not be the proudest of who I once was, I had to be that person before I was who I am today. I also had to be in that right place at the right time to puke on you’re shoe and to later on become your friend.

I late not be proud of most years in my life but ok tell you two things; I am proud to say that I have gotten out our friendship from those shitty years, and that I am grateful to have been in the right place st the right time to have known you.

Happy birthday shitthead