After Thor uses Stormbreaker to open the Bifrost and save my starvin’ lil boi; Tony makes adjustments to the voice activation whatever thing; adding Scott Lang is now The Strongest Avenger™ and Bruce is“Banner”
The Hulk is just “Green Banner”
Many arguments later, he finally changes Scott’s name to World’s Best Grandma.
Thor stays “Point Break” and sulks for a week over not getting The Strongest Avenger™
For people who saw Infinity War: when Scarlet killed Vision, did any of you care? Because I didn’t. Like I get it, she’s in love but he’s a robot. You can save his memories and download them into a new body. She puts his life over the fate of the entire world and I’m supposed to be sympathy for her? Really?