virus (dmmd

The Signs+Who They Are in DMmd

Virgo:  The one who gets fucked by like six guys even tho hes a virgin and has really bad fashion

Leo:  The one who is literally a fucking robot

Libra:  The one who is a dog but who is really hot and also the brother of who they fuck

Sagittarius:  The one who is literally a fucking trashcan

Aquarius:  The trashcans fucking twin but not really

Scorpio:  The one who is abusive and everyone hates but his ending is like the saddest

Capricorn:  The one who is all #nohomo but in reality is extremely homo

Taurus:  The one who has like ten dick piercings and eats like all the fucking time

Gemini:  The gayer and eviler version of the guy who gets fucked by everyone

Pisces:  The one who everyone wanted to have a route and when he got one in the third game there was no gay sex so it was pointless really

Cancer:  The twin of the one who gets fucked by everyone and looks like a girl and is in the game for like five minutes and while his twin was fucking multiple guys he was suffering and dying

Aries:  The one who has a skull kink for some reason and tattoos people but his tattoos r fucking evil or some shit

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Because Koujaku is in lesbians with Aoba ( if you haven’t watch scott pilgrim vs the world you need to do that right now. you wont regret it )
they aren’t specifically numbered but the one thing they share in common is that they are Aoba’s ex boyfriends and now Koujaku has to fight for Aoba! ( and Mizuki as Wallace <3 )

Logic
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Sangwoo:</b> *Psychopathic serial killer whose very violent and focuses on his tasks; killed dozens and his parents*<p/><b>Me:</b> How the fuck does anyone like him?<p/><b>Me:</b> *loves Reiji and Virus and would literally be their bitch and let them kill her*<p/><b>Virus:</b> *Nurtured psychopath who's brainwashed dozens and killed probably more. Doesn't like violence but has no problem kidnapping and using someone for a sex slave with his not so twin and psychologically fucking them up. Uses a robotic snake during sex*<p/><b>Me:</b> ...<p/><b>Reiji:</b> *At age 12 burned an entire village to the ground, killing hundreds, because he was jealous of his brother. Killed his mother out of spite via hitman. Do-S and would crack your skull before cracking a tea cup. Scientist for all the wrong reasons*<p/><b>Me:</b> ....<p/><b>Me:</b> .. Sangwoo needs to step up his game lmao<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
dmmd boys' reactions to being called "daddy"
  • Aoba: spits out his beverage immediately
  • Koujaku: blushes profusely but goes along with it if it's what you want
  • Clear: "you must be mistaken, i don't have any children. do you need help finding your father?"
  • Noiz: smirks and proceeds to get really into it.
  • Mink: grunts. because that's what mink does in just about any situation.
  • Ren: Loses the ability to speak. blushes. stutters a lot. probably freezes up because wow he did not see that coming.
  • Sei: .....why would anyone call Sei "daddy". he's the least daddy-ish of them all
  • Mizuki: "what, me? ME? you actually mean me??????"
  • Virus and Trip: of course they're digging it. They'll probs be crazy about you acknowledging your submissiveness.
  • Toue: probably confused by it at first but being the pervy old man he is, it eventually becomes on of his biggest kinks and makes all his sexual partners call him "daddy" from that point forward.