Bind the spectral, disembodied appendages with bandages soaked in Holy water, good strong tea and aspidistra leaves. If they linger more than a week or show signs of animus do not hesitate to contact your local representative of the British Board of Exorcisms and Parapsychical Phemonena. The officer will file a report.
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