virtue of blue

I don’t remember my name, but:

I had four wings, white, and I was very masculine. Two of my wings were on my back and I had two tiny ones on my achilles (achilleses?). I believe I was a virtue, but many other angels would ask me for advice or guidance (however that was just my personality haha). I worked with animals, and had an affinity for fish. I was usually found in a very specific area that was like a sanctuary of sorts, where many animals were found. I lived there too I think?

I wore a lot of gold? I just liked the stuff haha. 

I was on the taller side of average height. I had brown hair that curled near the ends and blue eyes, and, uh… I think that’s about it.

If you remember me at all, please let me know at @flightyfishboy :^)

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Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014) Dir. AlejandroGonzález Iñárritu

Trigger Babies, makin’ our delusions come true!

Trigger Babies, we’ll get triggered on behalf for you!

When the real world isn’t like Tumblr,

Chuck a tantrum like Triggly-Puff,  

You find others won’t conform to your views,  

So you want to ban all the stuff, 

I love safe spaces! I like to thin shame! 

I love censorship! do slut walks for rape!

I virtue signal, I got blue hair, I failed biology! “Patriarchy” isn’t fair! 

Me; I invent genders, racist! sexist! homophobic! transphobiiiiiiic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Nanny State:  Is everything all right in here?

HAIL HYDRA!!!!)

Trigger Babies, you’re a fucking cis white male!

Trigger Babies, we’ll cry rape and throw you in jail!

Trigger, Trigger, Trigger, Trigger, Babies, Babies, Babies, Babies



Disclaimer: I don’t own muppet babies theme song that I abused for this parody.