virgo zodiac

The Signs and Homework/Work
  • Gets everything done to get it out of the way: CAPRICORN, Taurus, Virgo
  • Does it at the very beginning of the class it's actually due in: Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
  • "It's due? Oh well": Aries, Scorpio, Cancer
  • Procrastinates for so long they don't even do it eventually: Aquarius, Gemini, Leo
The Zodiac Signs as Responses to a Negative Situation

Denial: Pisces, Leo, Gemini

Anger: Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius

Self-Deprecation: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer

Working non-stop to try and fix the problem: Aquarius, Taurus

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Make a hot chocolate, spend the day in your underwear. Most things can wait.

Taurus: No, screaming and running around in circles isnt terribly effective at solving problems but its cathartic dammit and thats the point.

Gemini: Did you know you can pretty much dance wherever you want? Most people are too uncomfortable to ask you to stop. Dance away you mad thing, dance.

Cancer: You cant unbreak an egg. You can try. But you will have a horrific creation of super glue and scotch tape and nobody wants that.

Leo: If you’re making curry, make sure to chop the veggies really fine grate them if you can, and let the curry reduce 50% longer than you think it needs too.

Virgo: If you ever cant relax, sit your ass down and find yourself a fuckin coloring book. 

Libra: There is time enough for that. There is time enough for rest too.

Scorpio: With good timing, curses can be reflected with baseball bats.

Ophiuchus: Everything has a darker nature.

Sagittarius: What most people call mistakes, great artists call style. You are your imperfections.

Capricorn: After enough time, one knows exactly how much cereal to pour into a particular bowl. Zen.

Aquarius: The twirling of the room is no danger to you. It means its time to sleep.

Pisces: Your heart should always have a couch for others to crash on. 

Signs as Overwatch Characters Based Off What I Know of Them
  • Aries: Torbjörn, intimidating but with a squishy side, stubborn as hell and not afraid to throw someone into the ring of fire when angered
  • Taurus: McCree or Roadhog, either way they end up on the Chaotic side of the alignment and tend to be either really good at smooth talking or always on Edge™
  • Gemini: Tracer, energy everywhere, the one who thinks that ice cream is okay for dinner, no one knows how much they actually sleep or if they do, mentally exhausted but always has their signature smile
  • Cancer: Reaper, so edgy and emotional, always trying too hard, it's okay if you don't win ever Uno game, probably needs a hug
  • Leo: Lúcio, it doesn't matter if you've got this or not cause you're going to have fun, probably has a playlist for each mood and or at least a good study/work playlist, that friend that pays for your meals with any IOUs taken
  • Virgo: Hanzo or Zarya, get some sleep, could scam you with their knowledge but chooses not to, cherish their smiles, collects small knick-knacks everywhere they go
  • Libra: Mei or Symmetra, they like going to the pool over the ocean or lake, drinks tea over coffee, will Roast You™ regardless of standing friendships
  • Scorpio: Widowmaker, tries to act detached but always has that one person in the group who reels them in, probably good at making hot chocolate, likes fluffy socks, embarrassed by subtle romantic things
  • Sagittarius: D.Va or Soldier: 76, will fight you anywhere anytime, meet them in the ball pit, highly skilled at one thing and the rest doesn't matter to them, dad jokes
  • Capricorn: Genji, arrogant arse who thinks they're above everyone, sometimes gives sound advice, is the kid who sat on windowsills and staring out the window in an attempt to be Cool™, closeted weeb
  • Aquarius: Sombra, will fight for you but ultimately there for their own objectives, they're happiest when they're free, craves sweets everyday, high impulse control
  • Pisces: Mercy, tries to be nice but it usually backfires, Absolutely Done with everyone, gives second chances but not thirds, the one who smiles as they kill you
The Signs’ Responses to Making a Crucial Mistake

Aries: An Aries will always take full responsibility for their blunder, and will be the first to say so. However, they’ll be mad if anyone else brings it up.

Taurus: A Taurus will try to prove their worth by making sure everyone knows about the other good things they did. They’ll try to make sure that people know that they’ve contributed and that this mistake doesn’t define their work ethic.

Gemini: A Gemini will ask others for advice on how to fix the problem and make everyone forgive them.

Cancer: A Cancer will admit their mistake and try to ‘make it up’ to everyone else.

Leo: A Leo will want people to reassure them that it wasn’t that big of a deal, that the mistake wasn’t their fault and that it will be okay.

Virgo: A Virgo will apologize a lot and feel guilty. They’ll feel like a failure, basically.

Libra: A Libra will be devastated and will probably want to punish themselves somehow.

Scorpio: A Scorpio won’t seem too affected on the outside, but they’re probably berating themselves on the inside, and they’ll grow livid if you even hint that they don’t care.

Sagittarius: A Sagittarius will quickly be annoyed if people keep on complaining about them. They will hold themselves accountable, it’s just that they want to focus on a solution instead of spending forever thinking about who caused the problem.

Capricorn: A Capricorn will throw themselves into their work, trying to find a way around the mistake.

Aquarius: An Aquarius will try to come up with a creative way to solve the problem. The mistake will be like an obstacle to them, and they won’t want to think about why it was their fault or what they did wrong.

Pisces: A Pisces will try to come up with ways to continue on the same path despite the mistake, even if there are none. They may also try to think of excuses. They’ll also think of what they could have done better, almost to the point of obsession.

The Kind Of Lover Each Zodiac Sign Looks For

1. Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Aries is courageous and enthusiastic. If you’re someone who loves looking for adventure, can stand on your own two feet, and hates staying stationary, you’re the perfect lover for Aries.

2. Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Taurus is reliable and patient. They take pleasure in the simpler quieter things in life, so if you enjoy gardening, cooking, music, and romance, you’ll be with Taurus for a long time.

3. Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Gemini is gentle, affectionate, and curious. The lover that Gemini looks for is someone who doesn’t take things too seriously, loves to have fun, and is spontaneous.

4. Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Cancer tends to be clingy and emotional so they look for a lover who can handle them at their best and their worst — and won’t walk away when things get hard.

5. Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Leo is extremely passionate and loyal and loves to have fun. They look for someone who can meet them in the middle and give back as much as they take.

6. Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Virgo is loyal, hardworking, and practical. They look for someone who betters them and who they can encourage in return. They look for trust in their relationship to make it as strong as it can be.

7. Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Libra is very social and level-headed, however, they look for someone who will tell them often of their feelings. Even if they know they are loved, they like to hear their partner say it.

8. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Scorpio is brave, passionate, and very stubborn. They look for a lover who will be honest and open and willing to try new things. They are very passionate lovers and need a partner just as dedicated.

9. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Sagittarius has a great sense of humor and a good sense of who they are as a person. They look for a lover who accepts them the same way they have accepted themselves and accepts the way they do things.

10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Capricorn is very responsible and disciplined. They look for a lover who wants to be in a committed relationship as much as them. They look for the real deal.

11. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)

Aquarius is very independent, so when looking for a lover, they look for someone who can respect their boundaries and give them their space when they need it. They hate clingy.

12. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Pisces is gentle and artistic. They look for a lover who will return the romance in a relationship and knows when to turn things up a notch.

Signs as Glass Animals Songs (New and Old)
  • Aries: Pork Soda, Golden Antlers
  • Taurus: Cocoa Hooves, Mama's Gun
  • Gemini: [Premade Sandwiches], Walla Walla
  • Cancer: Pools, Cane Shuga
  • Leo: Life Itself, Agnes
  • Virgo: Youth, Gooey
  • Libra: Intruxx, Wyrd
  • Scorpio: Take a Slice, Black Mambo
  • Sagittarius: Exxus, Flip
  • Capricorn: S2E3, The Other Side of Paradise
  • Aquarius: Hazey, Poplar Street
  • Pisces: Love Lockdown (Cover), JDNT
Zodiac facts II

In a relationship, Aries are loyal and see themselves with no one but their partner.

If Taurus feel, at least a touch of falsehood in you, they will go far, far away.

Gemini are often very successful because they are very intelligent and their brain works constantly.

Cancer tend not to think before talking. Do not take it personally …

One of Leo’s priorities is to help people, starting with loved ones.

The Virgo are sometimes a little “Crude formwork” but they have the best intentions.

Libra have no problem passing to someone else.

The Scorpio have temper and sometimes think too much about them, but they still make devoted friends and excellent lovers.

You know right away when Sagittarius enter a room: they shine with all their person!

Make Capricorn your second or third priority, and they will make you their last.

Aquarius are often gifted in the arts, music, poetry … It can be quite spiritual.

Pisces never share their memories of great love or grief.

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again if there’s something that doesn’t sound english, tell me :)

List 1

Zodiac Facts I

Zodiac Facts II

Why we all need…

What makes the signs proud (of themselves).

Why they can be dangerous

What the signs hate

The signs when sad

Reaction of each sign when they don’t know how to do something

If the signs were natural phenomena

Weak point of each sign

The sign’s superpowers

How to attract each sign

The Sun in the Houses

All the planets signs posts

How many fucks does your sign give?
  • Aries: Sometimes 0, sometimes 100.
  • Taurus: 1.
  • Gemini: 1000.
  • Cancer: 9372826271.
  • Leo: 2000 but lowkey.
  • Virgo: An infinite amount.
  • Libra: 50.
  • Scorpio: 10,000,000 but only for certain people.
  • Sagittarius: Absolutely none. Not at all.
  • Capricorn: You're drowning in the amount of fucks you give but you don't want anyone to know.
  • Aquarius: -2.
  • Pisces: Either too many or none at all, there is no in between.
aesthetics for the signs

ARIES: long eyelashes, leather jackets, candlelight, autumn leaves, sleeping in, greek mythology, waves crashing on the beach
TAURUS: plaid shirts, the smell of fresh baked bread, disney movies, the sound of a guitar strumming, mountain peaks at sunrise
GEMINI: the forest at night, cat’s eye sunglasses, 24/7 gas stations, floorboards creaking at night, the smell of fresh ink, going on a first date
CANCER: old books, the smell of fresh cut grass, the colour peach, messy buns, accent walls, hand holding, matte lipstick
LEO: long car rides, thunder, the feeling of accomplishment, love poems, sunflowers, your favourite song on playing repeat
VIRGO: the first snow of the year, bright eyes, flowers in your hair, binge watching a new show, a warm mug of tea, fantasy books
LIBRA: iced coffee, the wind in your hair, string lights, the feeling of forgiveness, bonfires, a new crush
SCORPIO: the night sky, winged eyeliner, an old typewriter, speaking latin, wine stained lips, halloween costumes
SAGITTARIUS: bright houses, nude lipstick, the sound of laughter, watching musicals, forehead kisses
CAPRICORN: the full moon, the smell of clean laundry, new love, going to museums, shouting at the top of your lungs, watching the fog roll in
AQUARIUS: rain on pavement, a paint palette, the city at night, the colour cyan, falling stars, books written in french, ankle boots
PISCES: colourful flowers, sand between your toes, long hugs, ferris wheels, art galleries, cherry blossoms in the wind, a cat purring

Signs in relationships

Needs a lot of space: ARIES, Sagittarius

Needs a healthy balance: Taurus, Capricorn

Needs some space but mostly needs attention: Leo, GEMINI


Needs attention all the time and doesn’t want any space: PISCES, libra

Says they need space but actually wants attention all the time: Scorpio, Virgo

Wants attention WHILE they have their space: CANCER, Aquarius

The signs as people I've experienced in college

Aries: that guy who yelled “well buttfuck me!” When the quadratic formula was mentioned in math class

Taurus: that one annoying girl who sits next to me and always has to comment after everything the professor says. Just shut the fuck up

Gemini: the guy who walks everywhere barefoot. He doesn’t fucking believe in shoes

Cancer: that one guy who yelled “kobe!” and tried to toss a paper ball into the trashcan and missed, only to try 5 more times and miss each time. He does this every class period, missing every. single. time.

Leo: the guy who looked me dead in the eye in the library and said “You know what? Fuck it. Fuck all this bullshit.” and left

Virgo: that one dude who always shares gum, mints, snacks, etc. with the people sitting around him

Libra: that weeb that naruto ran into the cafeteria, grabbed a Chik-fil-A sandwich, and naruto ran out only to be chased by one of the cafeteria staff because he didn’t pay

Scorpio: that beefy dude who called up one of his beefy friends to come and literally lift the snack machine and shake it to get his snack that got stuck

Sagittarius: that guy who fell down a flight of stairs, flipped off the staircase, and turned around only to realize I had witnessed the whole thing and dabbed

Capricorn: the girl who gave her boyfriend a bouncy ball in class only for him to slam it down (thinking it wouldn’t bounce?) and causing the ball to hit the ceiling, ricochet off the blade of the ceiling fan, only to smack the teacher in the side of the head

Aquarius: the guy in my psychology class who told his best friend sitting next to him that he had a “raging erection”

Pisces: that girl who was asleep on the floor in a full sleeping bag and a pillow