virgo type

the six types of love

eros: a passionate physical & emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love

leo, libra

ludus: a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have more than one partner at once

aries, sagittarius

storge: an affectionate love that slowly develops on friendship, based on similarity

gemini, taurus

pragma: love driven by the head, not the heart

aquarius, capricorn

mania: obsessive love; experience great emotional highs and lows, very possessive and often jealous lovers

scorpio, cancer

agape: selfless altruistic love; spiritual; soulmates

pisces, virgo

The Signs as Types of Fae
  • Aries: Banshees
  • ~A type of faerie whose appearance predicts the death of somebody nearby or a family member.
  • Taurus: Hobs
  • ~ A type of household faerie who aids humans in farming yet brings them misfortune if offended/annoyed. Humans could dispose of a hob by giving them a new set of clothes but some prove difficult to get rid of.
  • Gemini: Nymphs
  • ~ Different types of nature fae who are seen as young and timeless. Very playful, with high energy causing them to be well-liked. A deep love and appreciation for nature. They love to dance and sing and relish in freedom.
  • Cancer: Sirens
  • ~ A type of faerie who generally lived in groups underwater and sang a beautiful melody, luring fishermen to their death.
  • Leo: Imps
  • ~ A mischevious type of faerie who are lonely and use pranks as a plea for human attention.
  • Virgo: Brownies
  • ~ A small faerie that aids in tasks around the house. They dislike being seen and prefer offerings for their work, abandoning the house if these offerings are called payments/they're misused by the homeowner.
  • Libra: Elves
  • ~ A type of faerie who are diplomatic and wise with sharper senses (physically and mentally) than humans. They love art, song and nature.
  • Scorpio: Selkies
  • ~ A type of fae who live as seals underwater, can shed their seal skin and become human, but almost always return to the sea by re-applying their skin. Seen as having great seductive powers over humans.
  • Sagittarius: Púcas
  • ~ A small faerie who leads lone travelers off their path, using faery-light, often to their death.
  • Capricorn: Leprachauns
  • ~ A type of solitary faerie. Generally seen as greedy due to their hidden pot of gold at the end of rainbows. If captured they must grant 3 wishes for their freedom, much to their dismay.
  • Aquarius: Kobold
  • ~ A shape-shifting faerie who generally resides in human homes. They play malicious pranks to test humans. They can shift between being invisible, human, fire or objects.
  • Pisces: Pixies
  • ~ A type of faerie, generally seen as very small and fragile. They punish humans who neglect others and reward considerate humans. They have a tendency to be manipulative.
mercury’s intelligence

Logical intelligence

Recognizing relationships and patterns, demonstrating sequential reasoning skills, generating and using abstract thoughts
Mercury in Virgo & Mercury in Capricorn

Existential intelligence

Exploring the why’s and how’s of life, mulling over deep thoughts, also called “moral intelligence”
- Mercury in Sagittarius & Mercury in Aquarius

Interpersonal intelligence

“People smart”, understanding others on a deep level, sensing other’s moods, temperaments, intentions and feelings
- Mercury in Libra & Mercury in Pisces

Intrapersonal intelligence

Understanding the self, one’s own thoughts and feelings, enormous amount of self-awareness and self-motivation
- Mercury in Cancer & Mercury in Leo

Spatial intelligence

Mental imagery, vivid imagination, spatial reasoning. Daydreaming, engaging in creative endeavors, solving puzzles
- Mercury in Gemini & Mercury in Scorpio

Bodily intelligence

Great control over one’s body, perfect sense of timing, coordination, people who are skilled in uniting mind&body
- Mercury in Aries & Mercury in Taurus

Types of Romantics (Check Venus)

Aries: Clingy romantic. Very possessive over you. Doesn’t want you to talk to anyone else. Always wants to talk to you. Will defend you. Always wants to be right so they’ll get mad at you, but still love you

Taurus: Passionate romantic. CAN BE MORE KINKY THAN SCORPIO. Wants you to be happy and fed at all times. Pampers you with motherly love, but hot in bed

Gemini: Intellectual romantic. Wants someone who will be relatable but is also completely different. Wants to challenge their minds. Will challenge your temper but it keeps things exciting

Cancer: Exciting romantic. Wants excitement and honesty in conversation, be it a deep and serious conversation or a fun and weird one. Be able to change things up; sometimes going out and sometimes staying home and chillin’

Leo: Bold romantic. Very straight forward to his/her partner in everything (literally). Very clear in what they want. Will accommodate to your needs to make sure you’re happy- but you must tell them so

Virgo: Compromising romantic. Very busy and whines a lot. Must be able to think about their lover not only themselves. Is very busy but will make time for you

Libra: Demanding romantic. Wants everything to be perfect. Wants to make you a better person, no matter how hard it’ll be to do so. Will always listen to you

Scorpio: Rational romantic. Knows exactly when to do what. Can be very serious and enigmatic at times. They don’t hate you, they’re just thinking about things. Can get very saucy in the bed

Sagittarius: Flighty romantic. Not always there. Loves you nevertheless. Needs to understand that they can be wrong too. Has to be willing to calm down and settle down

Capricorn: Quiet romantic. Won’t always say it or act like it but they do love you. Puts you first. Makes sure you’re okay even if s/he isn’t there all the time

Aquarius: Royal romantic. Expects you to treat them like a queen or king. Will treat you like one too. Wants the best. Can’t put up with any bullshit

Pisces: Understanding romantic. Will embrace all of your flaws and bad traits with the hope that you will do the same. Will glorify you but won’t expect you do to the same- you should though; they’re pretty great

Zodiac as Types of Yanderes

Clingy Type Yandere - Cancer , Sagittarius

Stalker Type Yandere - Taurus , Pisces

Obsessive Type Yandere - Libra , Aquarius

Possessive Type Yandere - Leo

Manipulative Type Yandere - Gemini 

Overprotective Type Yandere - Virgo , Capricorn

Sadistic Type Yandere - Aries , Scorpio

signs as types of chill
  • "never really understands whats going on so they just kinda go with the flow" type chill: PISCES, Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius,
  • "physically and emotionally exhausted but people mistake it for chill" type chill: VIRGO, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn
  • "woke af but hopeless" type chill: AQUARIUS, Cancer
  • "just chill" type chill: TAURUS, Libra

Lavenderwhisp’s Types of Witches Master Post

Add on anything missed!

Witch: magical practitioner


Elemental Witch
: Witches who work around the 5 elements: Water, Earth, Air,
Fire, and Spirit.

Earth Witch: Witches who specifically work with their magic around the
element of Earth, through grounding exercises, rock/soil collecting, crystal
magic, and Green Witchery. Earth zodiac signs: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

Types of Earth Witches:
Green Witch: use plants/herbs/flowers in herbal and natural magic, such as using them in spells
and creating remedies with them.
Garden Witch: A version of a Green Witch, they enjoy working with the earth through gardening and using
their herbs and plants to help and care for their families and loved ones.
Flora Witch: Similar to the above witches, they work with flowers in their practice. Their Book of Shadows would likely be full of Green Witchery, such as than herbs and herbal recipes, and flower classifications and associations.
Marijuana Witch: A type of Green Witch, Marijuana has been used for spiritual and medicinal purposes throughout history. These witches use marijuana for magical purposes and use herbal recipes with marijuana.
Rock Witch: Witches who work with all rocks, including stones and crystals. They enjoy geology and their Book of Shadows is full of geology and crystal healing. They are most likely involved in a scientific field, such as geography or archaeology where they can be close to the Earth.
Crystal Witch: Witches who work with stones and crystals, such as through crystal healing. Their Book of Shadows will most likely have information about the stones, chakra balance, and crystal meditation.
Forest Witch: A witch who enjoys the company of trees and live amongst them. The seclusion is perfect for cottage magic and tree magic. They also enjoy the company of fey and woodland animals, and use local plants.
Swamp Witch: Witches who live within the swamps, use swamp plants, and enjoy the company of swamp animals.
Desert Witch: A witch who lives in the desert, enjoys the natural desert scenery, uses desert plants, bones, sand in their practice, collects desert rocks, and befriend desert animals such as snakes, lizards, and scorpions. They also tend to use the elements of Wind and Fire as well as Earth in their practice. They normally worship desert deities and study desert lore in their area.
Sand Witch: Sand witches live where a lot of sand is in the local earth, such as the desert or the beach. Their home is filled with different types of sand and rocks.
Water Witch: Witches who work with the element of Water. Water magic
includes water scrying, collecting water, swimming and other water-related
actives. Water zodiac signs: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Types of Water Witches:

Sea Witch: They work with magic and deities around the ocean and oceanic world. The practice sea magic using seashells and bones, sea weed, beach sand, driftwood, ocean water, etc. They also may worship sea deities and enjoy the imagery of sea creatures.

Ice/Arctic Witch: A witch who lives amongst snow covered land for most of the year or have a deep appreciation for the cold and snow. They worship ice deities, use snow water, and enjoy the cold. 

River/stream/spring witch: Witches who work with running water, worship river deities, and study local river lore.

Lake witch: Witches who live around a lake. They fish, befriend frogs, observe wildlife, canoe or kayak in their spare time, and swim to feel grounded. They may worship water/lake deities and study local lake lore.
Bath Witch: Another type of water witch, but much more domestic. These witches enjoy the calming effect of bathing, make bath salts, and enjoy bath magic.
Air/Wind Witch: Witches who center around the element of Air. They work with
wind, using tools, symbols, and deities associated with Air. Air zodiac signs: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius
Fire Witch: Witches who focus on the element of Fire and fire magic, such
as candle magic, and may worship deities associated with fire. Fire zodiac signs: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius 

Other Natural Witch types: 

Seasonal Witch: Witches
who draw magic during a specific time of the year. They are known as Winter,
Fall, Spring and Summer witches who have a deep connection to the season they love. A seasonal witch gains most of their power during and from the season they identify with. For example, a person who loves the heat and sunshine of summer will soak up the rays and become very magical during the summer. They practice magic throughout they year, but they have that favorite season, like we all do. They would incorporate seasonal specific plants, symbols, colors,deities, and so on. Their work could also be affected depending on where they live, such as one season occurs for a longer period of time more than any others instead of the distinct 4 seasons.
North Witch: North witches identify with the direction of North and the symbolism it represents, such as infinite possibilities, earth, creativity, and home.
East Witch: East witches worship the East Cardinal Direction and the associations East represents, such as the future, air, communication, and trust.
West Witch: West witches identify with the direction of West and its associations of the past, confidence, water, emotion, and the psyche.
South Witch: South witches enjoy the direction of South and its representation of the present, fire, energy, physical strength, and health.
Sun Witch: A witch who enjoys sunshine, works with spell work involving the sun during the daytime,
and sun deities.
Lunar/Moon Witch: A witch who draws magic from the moon. They are nocturnal witches and closely follow the phases of the moon, and do magic according to the lunar calendar. They also tend to worship deities associated with the moon.
Astronomical/Space Witch: Witches who focus on the planets and stars. Their Book of Shadows will have information about each planet, the zodiac and astrology, and the enjoy nocturnal magic based on astronomical charts and the alignment of the planets.
Nocturnal Witch: A witch who works with nocturnal deities and magical work at night. They find solace in darkness, the darker side of life, and normally wear dark colors. There is a great book by Konstantinos called Nocturnal Witchcraft.
Storm/Weather Witch: Witches who combine one’s energy with the energy of the weather and storms. They collect rain water, utilize the energy of a lightning storm, and so on.
Animal Witch: Witches who have a deep appreciation for all animals and use animal materials, draw on their energy, and most of the time worship animal deities. Animal witches can worship and draw from any type of animal, but here are some popular examples.
Empath Witch: An empath is a form of psychic who can feel other peoples feelings. It’s a knowing that goes way beyond intuition or gut feelings, even though that is how many would describe the knowing.
Gray witch: Also known as a neutral witch, practices magic that does not harm nor benefit others. They will mostly benefit and harm at the same time, creating a neutral or balanced effect. They believe a witch who cannot curse, cannot heal, Also, to them nature is not completely positive, nor completely negative, it is neutral and balanced.
Dream Witch: Witches who use their magic in dreams and to restore the body throughout the night often drawing energy from the moon or darkness while they sleep. These witches often keep dream journals and enjoy meditation.
Specialty Witch types:
Divination Witch: Witches who work with practices of divination, such as tarot readings, palmistry, tea leaf reading, and so on.
Hedge Witch: Also known as shamans. They use a type of magic that is oriented around the spiritual world. Astral travel/projection, lucid dreaming, spirit-work, healing, and out-of-body experiences are some of the magic they do.
Angelic Witch: Witches who work with and worship angels, such as the Archangels, guardian angels, and throne angels.
Fairie/Faery/Fey Witch: Witches who communicate and work with the fey, such as calling on them and leaving them offerings regularly to thank them for their assistance. They study fairy and elemental spirit lore, especially in regards to their local area.

Kitchen Witch: Witches who enjoy working in the kitchen and put their magic into herbal mixtures, brewing, baking, and cooking.
Cottage Witch: A lot like a kitchen witch, they enjoy being in their home and doing things for their loved ones.
Urban Witch: Witches who live in a urban environment and use more modern practices of magic. They may substitute traditional ingredients with modern ones, use traditional tools but in a new way, such as wearing sigils on their clothing or as a tattoo, use electronic sources, and have their Book of Shadows on their computer. Urban witchery is all about combining the old with the new.
Religious Witch: Witches who practice their religious beliefs in cohesion with
their craft.
Common Types of Religious Witches:
Pagan Witch: A Pagan formally means a person who worships more than one deity. Paganism is also normally an umbrella term for any religion other than the Abrahamic religions.
Wiccan: Wicca is a modern Pagan religion. Wiccans worship nature and use magic for positive unharmful change. Wiccans follow the Wiccan Rede, which simply states that you will not use magic to harm others or yourself. Wiccans worship a God and Goddess, along with other Pagan deities, who embody femininity and masculinity. Wiccans have a calendar of 8 Pagan holidays and Wiccan traditions were influenced by many sources, such as Celtic traditions.
Thelemic Witches: The Thelema philosophy is a precursor to Wicca created in the early 1900s, and has similar tenants to Wicca, such as “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. Love is the law, love under will.” Modern Thelemics may practice more than one religion and worship other deities than the 3 main Egyptian deities in their texts, Nuit, Hadit and Ra-Hoor-Khuit. Witchcraft is also part of the Thelemic religion.
Satanic Witch: Satanism includes symbolic association with, or admiration for, Satan, whom Satanists see as an inspiring and liberating figure. Satanic witches don’t always worship Satan, but rather follow the beliefs preached in Satanism.
Christian Witch: Christian witches follow the teachings of Christ and worship God and Jesus through witchcraft.
Jewish Witch: Another kind of Abrahamic witch, these witches follow the teachings within the Torah and worship God through using their witchcraft.
Kemetic Witch: Kemetist witches practice a modern religion based upon the ancient Egyptian family of gods/goddesses and ancient Egyptian ritual practice. The Kemetic religion is primarily polytheistic. Depending on the practitioner, it can be hard polytheism to soft polytheism. The type of craft a Kemetic is most likely to practice is called Heka. It utilizes words and images to get things done. It is also important to note that the culture/religion is open to all people of
different walks of life, anyone can be Kemetic, it was a open culture when it
was alive. More important than the gods, the entire goal of the religion, is to
uphold Ma'at. Ma'at is usually generalized as justice and being honest. Some
Kemetics do not worship gods, but focuses on upholding Ma'at. In short,
Kemetism is a reconstruction of the Ancient Egyptian religion.
Buddhist Witch: A witch or Wiccan who also identifies as Buddhist. These witches believe all life is sacred, they practice compassion and nonviolence, and their ultimate goal on their spiritual path is to find Enlightenment. Many witches incorporate meditation into their witchcraft and many Wiccans also believe in reincarnation like Buddhists. Many witches and Wiccans also believe in karma, a Buddhist philosophy. Buddhism really works hand in hand with the already highly spiritual and natural Craft.
Regionally Specific
Witchery: most were originally tribal based and feature many similarities, such as Paganism and similar craft practices

Europe

Norse: Norse witches worship Norse deities. Witchcraft was very important in ancient Viking culture and a normal part of their everyday life. Warrior shamanism, runes, and sacrifices to the Gods were just some of their important practices. 

Heathen Witch:Heathenry is Norse/Anglo-Saxon/any Germanic Paganism, also called Asatrú: Ásatrú is a polytheistic faith based on pre-Christian Northern European Pagan beliefs. Emphasis on historical accuracy and the heroic tales as recorded in texts and personal honor, truth and integrity are considered to be some of the highest virtues.

Druid: Druidry means following a spiritual path rooted in the green Earth and hails from the United Kingdom. It means participating in Celtic wisdom teachings, but embracing the contributions of many peoples and times. Druids worship Celtic deities and practice earth based magic.
Hellenic Witch: Witches who are Hellenic or Greek Pagans (Hellenists, Hellenes, Hellenism) are generally polytheists who worship the ancient Greek Olympian gods. Offerings to the Gods are an extremely important element of ritual practice. Hellenismos consider hospitality of great important and place great value on the study and use of classical Greek philosophical texts.
Roman Witch: Roman Pagan witches practice Religio Romana, the pre-Christian religion of Rome. The modern religion reconstructs the ancient faith of Rome and its gods, goddesses and rituals as closely as possible. Every attempt is based on historical accuracy and archaeological evidence. Like their friends the Hellenic Witches focus on the original classical texts, writers and language of their ancestors.
Italian Witch: Strega (Stregheria, La Vecchia Religione, “The Old Religion”), Italian witches practice a form of Witchcraft that encompasses elements of the pre-Christian European magical teachings and ancient Etruscan and Tuscan religions. Many modern Italian Witches today, especially those who still reside in Italy, are Christians who also practice their Old Religion.
Slavic Witches: Today, old techniques of divination, magic, soul travel and healing is known from their ancestors and their native faith Rodnovery. These families, the volkhvy, who have “witchblood” have ancestors from ancient Rodnover priesthood. They are considered masters of a much larger tradition in Russia called koldovstvo, or chaklynstvo. One does not have to possess the lineage of the volkhvy to practice koldovstvo. The Russian volkhvy are thought to be descended from shamans who could shape-shift into bears and wolves, while in Macedonia and Bulgaria they are considered to be descended from dragons. Slavic witches also revere Baba Yaga, one of the most important witch lore figures in Slavic culture, who commonly appears as an old crone who flies within a mortar and holds a pestle. She has many faces, like the Wiccan triple Goddess, such as an Earth Goddess or a symbol of Death.

Africa

African Witch: African witchcraft varies region to region of the African continent and can be tribally specific. African witchcraft normally delves in spirit work and shamanism. The most well known type of African witchcraft is Voodoo (Vodou). Voodoo is an ancient West African religion based on spirit work. Voodoo is a religion of spirits. Voodooists believe that the world of humans is shared by the world of the spirits. When a person dies, his spirit passed to the world of the unseen but is still able to see the human world. Spirits, it is believed, in some
cases can even impact the world of the living. They also seen as witch doctors
in their communities who can heal, work with divination, and give their
customers charms and amulets to bring them luck, love, harm to others, and so
on.

The Americas

Native American Witch: Each region and tribe of Native Americans have its own unique kind of witchcraft. Each tribe has their own rituals, performed ceremonies, and ritual outfits. They each have their own tools, carvings, and totem poles. In spite of all their differences, Native Americans share a sense of oneness with their land, practice herbology, and hunt, use, and honor animals of Native America. A common magical practice known to have roots in Native American magic is the practice of smudging.
Appalachian Witches:Witches within the Appalachian Mountains are a very isolated family from most other people. For most it is a family tradition to practice and they hand down a Grimoire, that are most likely written in a language early members created during a time when they couldn’t read/write English. Isolated witch groups and families can be found in any part of the world where geography isolates them, or did isolate the past generations, from the rest of the world.
Haitian Vodou: A sect of African Voodoo, they believe in a supreme creator, Bondye, and worship the spirits subservient to him, the Loa. Every Loa is responsible for a particular aspect of life and they cultivate a relationship and worship them much like Pagans worship their Gods and Goddesses. Haitian religious culture is derived from the Kongolese tradition of kanga, the practice of tying one’s soul to something tangible, which is evident in Haitian Vodou. Fearing an uprising in opposition to the US occupation of Haiti, political and religious elites, along with Hollywood and the film industry, sought to trivialize the practice of Vodou. After the Haitian Revolution, many Haitians fled as refugees to New Orleans. Free and enslaved Haitians who moved to New Orleans brought their religious beliefs with them and reinvigorated the Voodoo practices that were already present in the city. Eventually, Voodoo in New Orleans became hidden and the magical components were left present in the public sphere. This created what is called hoodoo in the southern part of the United States.
Louisiana Voodoo: A sect
of African Voodoo, knowledge of herbs, poisons, the ritual creation of
charms and amulets, and the intension to protect oneself or harm others are key elements of Louisiana Voodoo. Voodoo queens have great power in their
communities, are ritual leaders, and draw crowds to buy their magical products,
such as “gris gris” amulets and spells that will grant the customers
desire. There also Voodoo kings, their male equivalent.
American Hoodoo: A sect of Louisiana Voodoo that is ever evolving. Hoodoo practitioners use gris-gris items, such as amulets and charms, to cure their customers ailments, bring them luck and love, and whatever they desire. Some work closely with the Bible, and have said to see Moses as magical figure.
Bruja/Brujo Witches:cWitches who practice witchcraft, brujeria, who are descended from, or live in Spanish speaking South America. Santeria and Folk Catholicism are practiced in nearly all of Latin America. They are worshipers, healers, priests, priestesses, and witches. For practice, they buy their goods at shops called Botanicas

Brazilian Shamanism(“Pajé”): Like other tribal or local shaman, they work with the spirit world,work with divination, and are seen as healers. Shamanism is often hereditary in Brazil and they work with a specific animals spirit to derive power from, such as the jaguar. Umbanda is the incorporation of catholic saints with the beliefs of afro-brazilians religions.

Kahunas of Hawaii: Like other shamans, they invoke spiritual help, conduct rituals, and have Pagan local gods who are given offerings. They also have various crafts of Kahunas, such as a high priest, dream interpreter, and reader of the skies. To the Kahunas, and many witches today and in the past, the subconscious is your greatest ally or greatest foe for achieving health, wealth, and happiness.

Asia

Japanese Witch: The Pagan Japanese religion of Shinto is shamanistic. Witch is a very positive term in Japan. Japanese witchcraft is commonly separate into two types: those who familiar snakes and those who familiar foxes.
Korean Shamans( Muism or Sinism): Sinism is Pagan shamanism pre-dating Buddhism and Confucianism. The Mu, also known as magician, medicine man, mystic or poet, have the ability to will people into a trance state and astral project. The Mu provides physical, psychological, and spiritual healing. These shamans emphasize holistic living. There are different types of Mu and they are link to the mother goddess associated with a mountain. Each region has a different mountain association, thus a different goddess associated with that region. They make sacrifices to the gods, worship ancestors, sing songs, and meditate.
Chinese Wuism: Chinese shamanism, also called Wuism, was first recorded in the Shang dynasty. These men and women are seen to meditate with the powers to generate things, worship ancestors, and can communicate with the spirits. Gods of nature are prominent in Wuism.

Filipino Witch: Kulam is a form of folk magic from the Phiippines. It emphasizes personal power and the secret knowledge of Magica Baja. Like other witches they practice candle magic, scrying, spell work, and a mangkukulam, a version of the Voodoo doll. They also are witch doctors like other folk magic practitioners who uses divination to diagnose a victim and try to cure them.

Eclectic Witch: Most modern witches follow many practices, traditions, may be
religious or secular, and go by many titles.
Orientations of the signs
  • Aries: world-oriented
  • Taurus: materially-oriented
  • Gemini: communication-oriented
  • Cancer: emotionally-oriented
  • Leo: people-oriented (lives for others)
  • Virgo: detail-oriented
  • Libra: balance-oriented
  • Scorpio: self-oriented (not in an egotistic way)
  • Sagittarius: socially-oriented
  • Capricorn: work-oriented (dedicated)
  • Aquarius: intelligence-oriented
  • Pisces: artistically-oriented
Personality Types

AIR SIGNS - ANALYSTS

Gemini - Debater (ENTP)

  • knowledgeable, quick thinkers                                           
  • original
  • excellent brainstormers
  • charismatic, energetic
  • very argumentative
  • insensitive, intolerant
  • can find it difficult to focus
  • dislike practical matters

Aquarius -  Commander (ENTJ)

  • efficient, energetic
  • self-confident
  • strong-willed
  • strategic thinkers
  • charismatic and inspiring
  • stubborn, dominant
  • intolerant, impatient
  • arroagnt
  • poor handling of emotions
  • cold and ruthless

Libra -  Logician (INTP)

  • great analysts and abstract thinkers 
  • imaginative and original
  • open-minded, enthusiastic
  • objective
  • honest and straightforward
  • very private and withdrawn
  • insensitive
  • absent-minded, condescending
  • second-guess themselves

WATER SIGNS - DIPLOMATS

Scorpio - Advocate (INFJ)

  • quiet & mystical
  • creative, insightful
  • decisive
  • determinated, passionate
  • altruistic
  • sensitive
  • extremely private
  • perfectionistic
  • can burn out easily

Pisces - Mediator (INFP)

  • idealistic
  • seek and value harmony
  • open-minded and flexible
  • very creative
  • dedicated and hard-working
  • too altruistic
  • impractical
  • dislike dealing with data
  • take things personally
  • difficult to get to know

Cancer - Campainger (ENFP)

  • charming
  • observant, curious
  • know how to relax
  • excellent communicators
  • popular and friendly
  • poor practical skills
  • find it difficult to focus
  • overthink things
  • highly emotional, get stressed easily
  • independent to a fault

EARTH SIGNS - SENTINELS

Capricorn - Defender (ISFJ)

  • supportive, reliable, always ready to defend their loved ones
  • patient
  • imaginative and observant
  • loyal and hard-working
  • good practical skills
  • humble and shy
  • take things too personally
  • repress their feelings
  • overload themselves, too altruistic

Taurus - Consul (ESFJ)

  • strong sense of duty
  • very loyal, extraordinarily caring
  • sensitive and warm
  • good at connecting with others
  • worried about their social status
  • inflexible
  • often too needy, too selfless
  • vulnerable to criticism

Virgo - Logistician (ISTJ)

  • honest and direct
  • very responsible
  • strong-willed and dutiful
  • calm and practical
  • create and enforce order
  • stubborn, insensitive
  • always by the book
  • judgemental
  • often unreasonably blame themselves

FIRE SIGNS - EXPLORERS

Aries - Entertainer (ESFP)

  • bold, original
  • aesthetics and showmanship
  • practical, observant
  • excellent people skills
  • conflict averse
  • easily bored
  • poor long-term planners
  • unfocused

Leo - Virtuoso (ISTP)

  • optimistic and energetic
  • creative and practical
  • know how to prioritize
  • great in a crisis, relaxed
  • spontaneous and rational
  • risky behavior
  • stubborn
  • dislike commitment
  • reserved

Sagittarius - Adventurer (ISFP)

  • charming
  • sensitive to others
  • imaginative, artistic
  • passionate
  • curious
  • fiercely independent
  • unpredictable
  • easily stressed
  • overly competitive
Signs as Hairtypes

Capricorn: Capricorn would be type 2A because although they are their own person, they can easily become like others. Capricorn like to be unique and themselves but sometimes they like to inherit other people’s personality out of admiralty which isn’t a bad thing because a lot of people still like the way they are.

Aquarius: Aquarius would be type 4C because their lives are always hard to take care of but somehow, they always find a way to make it work. And even though most people know nothing about it, they love to educate people on their style of living. This type of personality needs gentle care and shouldn’t be used harshly.

Pisces: Pisces would be type 2B because the try to be a bit more unique in the way they do things. In a sense, they don’t want to be too much like someone they look up to but also not too much into someone that looks up to them. This type of personality is prone to becoming crazy once in a while but will eventually get themselves together.

Aries: Aries would be type 4A because even though they always try to do crazy things, they will sometimes be able to control themselves when needed. They’re not as thick-skinned as the seem to be - they’re actually really sensitive, most of the time. This being said, if only an Aries were analyzed more by others, they wouldn’t be that hard to crack open.

Taurus: Taurus would be type 3C because most of the time, they are out of control. It’s very hard to maintain them and sometimes, they can’t even stop themselves from certain things. If you try to be kind and gentle with them, they’ll eventually calm down and not be so worked up.

Gemini: Gemini would be type 2A because they can be two different people in certain conditions. When they’re under pressure, they can become crazy and sometimes even mean but when they’re doing their own thing, they’re usually very happy and reasonable.

Cancer: Cancer would be type 3B because it can become three different types of moods anytime; it could be straight, curly, or puffy. Cancers are very unique and will do what they feel is more comfortable or “fitting for the day”. Also, lack of daily care for them will surely break them.

Leo: Leo would be type 4B because although they seem to be uncontrollable, when you try, you’ll see that it’s actually fairly easy to calm them down. They can do different crazy things all the time that most people can’t even or wouldn’t even imagine doing. Just take care of them and watch them at all times and they should be good for life.

Virgo: Virgo would be type 1 because they seem to have everything under control and can’t really see doing anything different with themselves. They are hard to break down but will if treated harshly enough.

Libra: Libra would be type 2C because one second they could be fine and good but then another second angry or sad. If you look out for them and take care of them, they’ll be fine. However, betray them and neglect them (for even a day) and they’ll think twice about your relationship with them.

Scorpio: Scorpio would be type 3A because they think they are the superior of all people. They do whatever they want and always seem to get good outcomes because of it. Most people want to be like them but seem to fall short of their own life.

Sagittarius: Sagittarius would be type 4B because although they’re crazy, they can be serious and fine when they need to be. They always want to have fun and do adventurous stuff. However, when things need to be done or when friends or in need, they’ll always be there

So I see a lot of ‘two types of the signs’ posts, and while I’m not really that sure about them because I think that’s less important than the way placements interact with each other, I thought it would be interesting to do one that’s a bit different than usual: optimist / pessimist rather than introvert / extrovert. Okay!

Aries Pessimist: Is negative about everything. Not a big fan of teamwork. Gets angry or upset easily; finds it hard to control their emotions. Takes offence quickly. Needs a lot of love and adores being complimented / admired.

Aries Optimist: Think of a lot of new ideas very quickly and is always completely convinced that the current one is perfect. So excitable. Can be a bit of a messy worker. Laughs all the time. Can be arrogant.

Taurus Pessimist: Is a bit of an Eeyore sometimes. Doesn’t trust easily. Worries a lot about financial matters in particular. Is a saver rather than a spender. Goes over ideas repeatedly until they’re totally perfect.

Taurus Optimist: Is very sure of their place in the world. A hard worker. Loves to treat themselves. Thinks every relationship is going to end in marriage. Can be a little shy, but will soon become incredibly friendly.

Gemini Pessimist: Low self-esteem so is always changing and doesn’t like to be very honest about their true self. Worried all the time. Lots of nervous energy. Good at masking their feelings but hates doing it.

Gemini Optimist: Very excitable. Talks faster when they’re happy. Most things bounce off them. Rushes off to new opportunities without finishing their latest project. Trusts everyone, but can be untrustworthy themselves. 

Cancer Pessimist: Very weepy and emotional. Is always scared people won’t like them. Intensely protective of those they care about and worries about them all the time. Is hardly every honest because they’re scared of getting hurt.

Cancer Optimist: Can be child-like. Often very naive. Thinks every new relationship / friendship is much better and more significant than the last. Falls in love very quickly and is hardly ever afraid to admit it. 

Leo Pessimist: The most insecure person you will ever meet. Puts way too much store by what others think of them. Obsesses over what they’re wearing to the point of unhealthy. Short temper. Easily offended.

Leo Optimist: Is generally a very confident person. Gullible and naive, but in a charming way. Very generous. Trusts people way too quickly. Loves everyone else, but loves themselves too and is hardly ever afraid to show it.

Virgo Pessimist: Worries way too much about everything. The voice of doom in a group project. Can have unhealthy habits which may be eating related. Works really, really hard; needs very much to be appreciated.

Virgo Optimist: Hard-working; things tend to turn out right for them. ‘Adopts’ new friends and looks after them. Likes to motivate others. Is shy about new relationships, but once in them is very positive.

Libra Pessimist: Can be ‘fake’. Likes other people more than they like themselves, and never does anything for themselves. Very creative, but is meticulous about new ideas and harsh on themselves.

Libra Optimist: The sort of person you want as a group leader. Creative and generous with ideas. Likes to look nice and is generally pretty confident. Is always determined in relationships; wants to make them work out.

Scorpio Pessimist: Is afraid that someone they care about will get hurt, so is very protective. Can be defensive and doesn’t let barriers down easily. Is always predicting the downfall of society. Doesn’t trust easily.

Scorpio Optimist: Good at hiding it when they feel scared or sad. Tends to have a pretty thick skin. Loves change, because they know it’s always for the better. Tends to work hard at projects they believe in.

Sagittarius Pessimist: Doesn’t believe the world is a good place. Always changing their mind because they don’t believe in themselves. Runs away from things. Actually feels guilty for being a pessimist.

Sagittarius Optimist: Believes in luck and thinks they have lots of it. Can make the best of any situation. Always laughing. Looks forward to the future so much that they are sometimes discontent with the present.

Capricorn Pessimist: Is an eyebrow raiser. Has a don’t-fuck-with-me walk. Probably doesn’t believe in love. Is always, always, always negative. No exceptions. Thinks no-one is going to succeed. 

Capricorn Optimist: Works insanely hard for what they want and knows how much they deserve. Generally very confident. Ambitious. Takes a long time to fall in love, but when they do, is convinced it will last forever.

Aquarius Pessimist: Hates anyone and everyone. Is the most contrary person you’ll ever meet. Is disgusted by mainstream culture. Makes disparaging comments. Incredibly snarky and probably actually really smart.

Aquarius Optimist: Believes that the world can be a good place and will work to make it one. One of those people that get inspiring novels written about them. Understands people quickly. Usually pretty confident.

Pisces Pessimist: Gets trodden on because they don’t think they’re worth standing up for. Can be whiny or weepy. Insecure and constantly changes the way they look and act because they expect people to dislike them.

Pisces Optimist: Falls in love so quickly and never learns no matter how much they get hurt. Adorably naive. Thinks everyone is beautiful. Trusts people insanely quickly. In love with the universe.

Note: Some of these are more favoured by traditional astrology than others - for instance Aries is usually expected to be optimistic.

Mars & Anger

Your Mars sign indicates anger, reactions, and energy. It indicates what you are like when angry or in arguments.

Mars in Aries: Very defensive and argumentative, they want to get their side across as much as possible. They usually get anger in flashes or moments, it doesn’t last all that long. They get impatient or irritated quickly, and may lash out. They want the action and argument quickly or to be over quickly.

Mars in Taurus: They usually don’t get angry easily or as much, but they let it all build up until they blow up. They take and take things, but then once something small happens they blow up and rage. They need to get it all out and are straightforward. They also get angry when they are rushed.

Mars in Gemini: They have a sharp tongue and talk a lot during the argument, they use logic and their experiences to help them argue. They can usually remain calm for a while, until they get too heated and they start becoming more outwardly angry. They like to resolve the issue and get it out of the way.

Mars in Cancer: They are passive aggressive in anger, and tend to let things build up as well. They avoid confrontation, but want to get it resolved. They blow up and talk about their emotions and how it made them feel, or how they are feeling in that moment. It can drag on for them, or they don’t let it go as easily.

Mars in Leo: They don’t hold back, they will tell you exactly how it is and what is on their mind. They also don’t really think before they speak, so they might hurt your feelings unintentionally or speak harshly without thinking. They may be dramatic when angry or make a scene.

Mars in Virgo: Definitely the type to give the cold shoulder. They are cold and calculated when angry, they like to think about what exactly to say or how to react. They also have sharp tongues, but it is very calculated. They may be silent during an argument or try to remain calm, or they may be arguing and debating forever.

Mars in Libra: They avoid confrontation and arguments in every possible way they can. They try to let it out in small ways or by themselves, or they finally just let it out. They want to come to a solution or resolve it, but don’t like to actually argue or bring it up. They usually hide their anger or feelings to avoid this. They have a good way with words during arguments.

Mars in Scorpio: They may push you to the limit or play games, but they are also very sharp and quick minded during arguments. They may be silent or hard to read during arguments, but they are really just harboring their anger and rage. Once they let it out, it becomes very powerful and consuming. They are pretty hard to get super angry, but they definitely aren’t people you want to make mad.

Mars in Sagittarius: Blunt and straightforward, they argue and argue and argue until they can’t anymore. They know what they are talking about and know what they mean, they don’t stand for any bullshit. They are impatient and restless when angry. They are very persuasive in arguments and know how to get their way or get their point across effectively.

Mars in Capricorn: Also cold and calculated, they keep their cool and are level headed. They are in control of it and keep it under their control, but they do let it out. They are cold and harsh during arguments, they are extremely practical and no nonsense. They are straightforward, but maybe to a fault.

Mars in Aquarius: They are hard to read and decipher during arguments or when angry, they can be fine about something one day and then mad about it the next. They are good at arguments and debating, but they seldom let the other side speak or truly listen to them. They think that they are right and what they feel is the only right thing.

Mars in Pisces: They are sensitive in arguments, but they also play games when angry. They aren’t straightforward and tip toe around the person or issue. They can be unpredictable in anger or angry at unpredictable moments. They like to think about what truly makes them angry or how they feel before they bring it up, or don’t realize what is truly upsetting them.

Mars in ____ House expresses anger with or through….

1st: impulse or physical activity
2nd: talents or spending money
3rd: communication or analyzing
4th: close family or friends
5th: creativity or socializing
6th: work or hobbies
7th: relationships or others
8th: secrecy or passions
9th: religion or deep thought
10th: career or success
11th: friends or social groups
12th: solitude or inner reflection

Signs as types of Hoes

Aries: The brags to much about it hoe

Taurus: The recently divorced hoe looking for a man to “clean her pools”

Gemini: The one that tries to steal your man hoe

Cancer: The sweet church girl who really is a nasty hoe

Leo: The Hoe that is straight up and owns her hoeness

Virgo: The “phase” having hoe

Libra: The looking for love in the wrong places hoe

Scorpio: The hoe that loves being a hoe and inspires other hoes

Sagittarius: The wild hoe who always gets you into crazy shit

Capricorn: The gold digging hoe, who justs wants your money

Aquarius: The smart af hoe who also loves sucking dick

Pisces: The not really a hoe but can pull it out anytime hoe

The signs as types of crushes

Aries

The hate crush: The guy you really can’t stand, but your blood gets so hot every time he enrages you that it basically turns you on and you just want to rip his clothes off to make him stop talking already.

Taurus

The barista crush: The guy who makes your coffee at the cart you stop at every morning. He always remembers how you take it and gives you a sweet little wink, so you’re basically in love, right?

Gemini

The see-him-everywhere crush: The guy in your extended circle of friends that you run into all the time. He’s on your bus one morning. You walk your dogs in the same park. He’s at your college friend Heather’s birthday party. But you can never quite find a way to get him into a real conversation.

Cancer

The “This could really be it” crush: The guy you just started dating who has serious potential to be the love of your life. You’ve got all the delightful swoon-y symptoms of a crush, but there’s something even better there too.

Leo

The high school reunion crush: The guy who wasn’t on the football team, so your 17-year-old self never even noticed him, but five years later, you’re suddenly putting on makeup and a cute dress just in case you run into him at the grocery store with your mom.

Virgo

The work crush: The guy you wouldn’t normally be into, but you sit at the cubicle next to him nine hours a day, five days a week, so you’re basically forced to develop a smidge of feelings for him.

Libra

The Twitter crush: The guy you’ve never even met, but your friend retweets him and he’s so cute and always so witty, and now you Google-stalk him weekly and dream of ways to scheme a run-in with him.

Scorpio

The crush you’d never admit: The guy you would never say out loud that you have a teeny-tiny harmless crush on because it’s so, so wrong. Like, say, your best friend’s husband. You’d NEVER act on it, ever (but you did have a weird dream once that made you feel guilty).

Sagittarius

The childhood crush: The guy you screamed “Cooties!” at in the third grade and “went out” with in the fifth for two weeks. It broke your heart a little when you discovered on Facebook that he got married, even though you haven’t spoken to him in 10 years and he’s not even that cute anymore.

Capricorn

The borderline-inappropriate authority crush: The guy who’s way too old for you and you feel majorly creepy admitting it to yourself, but you’d totally do him. Think a college professor or your first boss.

Aquarius

The not-your-type crush: The guy you would never expect yourself to be into, but you are in a big way. He’s stocky and blond, whereas you usually go for lanky and dark. He’s totally corporate and you’re an all-natural free spirit. He’s a skater boy, you do ballet. Whatever, opposites attract.

Pisces

The celeb crush: The guy whose poster hung above your twin-size bed for five years, and you were legitimately certain you’d marry him by the end of every *Tiger Beat *article. You’re so glad the Internet wasn’t around when you were 13 because you might have been one of those crazy preteens making Twitter death threats against his girlfriend.

I don’t think I am the girl you wish to have by your side.
I’m complicated and many people hate complicated things. I’m not very easy to approach, friends always tell me that I look cold and tough with my appearance, but if you get to know me I will show you my true colors. I’m fierce and stubborn. I smile a lot but I know very well what real pain feels like. I place a high premium on honesty and loyalty. I believe everyone has goodness in them, including those who have hurt me. I’m compassionate and I believe kindness warms our soul. I’m straightforward but I’m never disrespectful. I don’t like sharing my thoughts because I feel misunderstood. I find comfort in books, music and poetry. I’m curious, funny and open minded. I’m a hopeless romantic but I’ve never been in love before. Love is something I think I want, but it’s also something I’m pretty sure I’m scared of. I’m too scared to trust anyone with my heart because I don’t know what it’s like for someone else to hold onto it. I’m odd, weird, strange and I’m very aware of it.
I don’t think I am the girl you wish to have by your side and, you know, I’m more than fine with that if you don’t like me as a whole: flaws and whatnot, a full package of me.
the signs as types of fans
  • aries: the "wtf did you just say?" fan
  • taurus: the "omg you like it too?" fan
  • gemini: the "hold up, i need to delete stuff first" fan
  • cancer: the "i can't pick a favourite" fan
  • leo: the "i'm gonna marry them" fan
  • virgo: the "i know everything about them" fan
  • libra: the "i- i just- i cant" fan
  • scorpio: the "of course i like them, don't you?" fan
  • sagittarius: the "you should really check this out" fan
  • capricorn: the "did you check out their new video?" fan
  • aquarius: the "tbh why do i even like them?" fan
  • pisces: the "they deserve to be more popular" fan