virgo troll

The three kinds of fan

The hardcore one: Obsesses over every aspect of it. Either all-out or not in at all. Taurus, Aquarius, Leo, Capricorn 

The troll: Doesn’t actually care about it, but uses it to get a good laugh in by goofing off and having fun. Either that or they just forget about it 2 days later. Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius

The normal one: Into it to have a good time. Enjoys it and puts in a good effort but isn’t totally obsessed with it: Aries, Scorpio, Virgo, Pisces

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Aries- Angry asshole ram that will headbutt your children

Taurus- Lazy fat foodie who is stubborn as shit

Gemini: Regina George from hell also no soul

Cancer: Sad clingy crybaby that can’t get their shit together

Leo: Overconfident dickbutt that has really good hair???

Virgo: Prude little OCD shit.

Libra: Self-obsessed bimbo. No decisions are made like ever 

Scorpio: Satan

Sagittarius: LOUD CRAZY WILD PARTY ANIMAL!!!!!1!!111!!!

Capricorn: Workaholic with no soul

Aquarius: Doesn’t exist.


grimAuxiliatrix “Virgo”

If Karkat is the troll version of John, then Virgo is the troll version of Rose. They look alike, talk alike, and their mutual need to be smarter than everybody else has lead to a hilarious game of intellectual tug of war between the two of them.

Unlike any of the other trolls, GA has focused all of her attention exclusively on one person: Rose. The one time she spoke to Dave, it was to ask him for more information about her, and she has otherwise ignored the other Sburb kids, only talking to John because he was impersonating Rose at the time.

Rose has likewise been enjoying their interactions, so I’d go so far as to say that they’re the most obvious ship at this point in the story. They really do just seem to be made for each other.