Lemonade
  • Aries: Sorry // "Middle fingers up, I ain't thinking 'bout you"
  • Taurus: All Night // "You get deep you touch my mind. Baptize your tears and dry your eyes"
  • Gemini: Love Drought // "Ten times out of nine, I know you're lying. But nine times outta ten, I know you're trying"
  • Cancer: Daddy Lessons // "My daddy warned me about men like you, He said baby girl he's playing you"
  • Leo: Don't Hurt Yourself // "I am the dragon breathing fire, Beautiful mane I'm the lion"
  • Virgo: Hold Up // "What's worse, lookin' jealous or crazy, jealous or crazy? Or like being walked all over lately, walked all over lately"
  • Libra: 6 inch // "Six inch heels, she walked in the club like nobody's business. Goddamn, she murdered everybody and I was her witness"
  • Scorpio: Sandcastles // "Dishes smashed on my counter From our last encounter"
  • Sagittarius: Freedom // "I'm telling these tears, "Go and fall away, fall away" May the last one burn into flames"
  • Capricorn: Forward // "I love you more than this job, please don't work for me"
  • Aquarius: Formation // "I did not come to play with you hoes, haha, I came to slay, bitch"
  • Pisces: Pray You Catch Me // "You can taste the dishonesty, it's all over your breath"
The Signs As Curse Words/Phrases
  • Aries: fucking hell
  • Taurus: ah shit
  • Gemini: asshole
  • Cancer: god-fucking-damn it
  • Leo: asstastic
  • Virgo: oh crap
  • Libra: damn it
  • Scorpio: fuck it all
  • Sagittarius: go to hell
  • Capricorn: fuck you buddy
  • Aquarius: jesus fucking christ
  • Pisces: oh gosh darn it
Why the Zodiac Signs don’t reply to your texts.

Aries: Taking pictures with the highest aesthetic level in the world or they’re baking the cutest mini cookies, each with a special theme, to give to all of their friends on special occasions.

Taurus: Living their second life that no one knows about or excelling, at like, 100 sports at the same time because they’re just THAT good.

Gemini: Not in the mood for anyone when they’d rather be screaming song lyrics at the top of their lungs or they’re busy making sushi.

Cancer: Ignoring you because you left them on read so their feelings are hurt (very badly). They’re trying to give you a taste of your own medicine (usually fails at this) or they’re busy crying because life has hit them hard.

Leo: Either sleeping till 2 in the afternoon or just scrolling on Tumblr without any self control to stop.

Virgo: Busy cuddling with their thousands of pets and would rather nap with all of them than deal with the stress of life or they’re out travelling the world.

Libra: They’ll always reply to your texts within a matter of minutes because they’re never seen without their cellular device.

Scorpio: Making plans to fight a b**ch or going out to party till the cows come home!

Sagittarius: They’re carrying too much food and too busy eating it or they just want to be alone (and eat) than do anything else.

Capricorn: Living that no wifi life at home and there’s no way they’d waste their data on messages, it needs to be saved to look up memes or they’re just gone ??? no one knows where they go ???

Aquarius: Sleeping, sleeping and some more sleeping. Also on Tumblr.

Pisces: Out on an extravagant date with their significant other or watching videos that make no sense but it drags them into an endless spiral.

The signs Owari no Seraph best friend

Aries: Shinoa Hiiragi

Originally posted by maddie-neko

Taurus: Crowley Eusford

Originally posted by shokugekis


Gemini: Yoichi Saotome

Originally posted by miidoriyas


Cancer: Guren Ichinose

Originally posted by genosus


Leo: Mitsuba Sanguu

Originally posted by kv3dia


Virgo: Ferid Bathory

Originally posted by gekkous


Libra: Lacus Welt

Originally posted by x-rivaille


Scorpio: Shihou Kimizuki

Originally posted by fililikilili


Sagittarius: Mikaela Hyakuya

Originally posted by kenshirokasumi


Capricorn: Shinya Hiiragi

Originally posted by mikagehiras


Aquarius: Krul Tepes

Originally posted by maddie-neko


Pisces: Yuuichirou Hyakuya

Originally posted by shokugekis

Yuri!!! on Ice Zodiac

Aries: Yuri Plisetsky

Taurus: Phichit Chulanont

Gemini: The Nishigori triplets

Cancer: Sara Crispino

Leo: Jean-Jacques Leroy

Virgo: Mila Babicheva

Libra: Christophe Giocometti

Scorpio: Georgi Popovich

Sagittarius: Leo de la Iglesia

Capricorn: Seung-gil Lee

Aquarius: Victor Nikiforov

Pisces: Yuri Katsuki

The Woodland Signs
  • I am the crackle of mixed twigs and snow that you hear breaking through the silence: Taurus, Libra
  • I am the blood of a fawn pumping through the veins as they run silently into the woodlands: Aries, Capricorn
  • I am the lingering scent of evergreen that whisks away all senses and puts you off guard: Pisces, Cancer
  • I am the lonely feeling you receive as each step becomes farther and farther away from society: Gemini, Aquarius
  • I am the haunting moon that beckons you toward me in the chaos of darkness: Virgo, Leo
  • I am the presence of all evils that come out of the wilderness to extract my revenge: Scorpio, Sagittarius
Drunk Signs
  • ARIES: the violent drunk
  • TAURUS: the sentimental drunk
  • GEMINI: the happy drunk
  • CANCER: the honest drunk
  • LEO: the naked drunk
  • VIRGO: the broken drunk
  • LIBRA: the sloppy drunk
  • SCORPIO: the bold drunk
  • SAGITTARIUS: the infantile drunk
  • CAPRICORN: the melancholic drunk
  • AQUARIUS: the touchy-feely drunk
  • PISCES: the horny drunk
Signos como frases de Alicia en el país de las maravillas.

Aries:No puedo volver al ayer, porque ya soy una persona diferente”

Tauro: “Solía tener le habito de pensar en 6 cosas imposibles antes de comenzar el desayuno”

Géminis: “Comienza por el comienzo, y cuando termines de hablar, te callas.”

Cáncer: “¿Quién decide lo que es apropiado? Y si decidieran que lo apropiado es ponerte un salmón en la cabeza, ¿lo usarías?”

Leo: “-¿Quién eres tú? –No lo sé señor, he cambiado tantas veces que ya no lo sé”

Virgo: “¿Por qué todo el mundo me dice lo que tengo que hacer? ¡No! Este es mi sueño y yo decidiré como continua”

Libra: “Alicia, no puedes vivir tu vida para complacer a los demás, la elección es tuya”

Escorpio: “Estás loco, pero te diré algo, Las mejores personas lo están”

Sagitario: “Me doy a mí misma muy buenos consejos, pero raramente los sigo”

Capricornio: “Sólo unos pocos encuentran el camino, otros no lo reconocen cuando lo encuentran, otros ni siquiera quieren encontrarlo.”

Acuario: “Si yo hiciera mi mundo todo sería un disparate. Porque todo sería lo que no es, y entonces al revés, lo que es, no sería y lo que no podría ser si sería.”

Piscis: “Yo no estoy loco, Mi realidad es diferente a la tuya”

The signs at a sleepover:

Aries: Wants to take group pictures and has their camera open the whole time
Taurus: Asks for food every hour
Gemini: Gets really touchy and emotional but in a cute way
Cancer: Tries to debate on topics they don’t know enough about
Leo: Argues with cancer and brings up their personal problems
Virgo: Tries to stop aries from taking pictures
Libra: Tries to get away from gemini because they keep putting their head on libras shoulder
Scorpio: Is annoyed by the others and spends the whole night on social media
Sagittarius: Tries to get everyone to pick a movie
Capricorn: Is super giggly because they probably drank some alcohol
Aquarius: Actually tries to sleep
Pisces: Wants to play child games like hide and seek

Algún elemento escasea en tu carta natal?

Dependerá del nivel de escasez del elemento para el nivel de profundidad de los pros y contras, y del nivel en que afecte a la persona.

Escasez de Agua:

Signos de agua: Cáncer, Escorpio y Piscis.

Pros:
-Suelen recuperase rápido de las depresiones, hasta puede ser que ni siquiera las experimenten.
-No les zamaquean las decepciones.

Contras:
-Falta de conexión profunda en las relaciones
-Falta empatía, intuición y conocimiento del maremágnum emocional en el que nos movemos los humanos.
-Falta de sensibilidad   

Originally posted by mariaslittlestuff

Escasez de Aire:

Signos de aire: Géminis, Libra y Acuario.

Pros:
-Suelen ser mas constantes.
-Suelen ser mas prácticos.  
- Suelen ser tener sentimientos profundos.         

Contras:
-Gran dificultad para manifestarse o comunicarse con los demás.  
-La persona es sumamente introvertida.  
-Poco expresivos.     

Originally posted by manuela3tlr

Escasez de Fuego:

Signos de fuego: Aries, Leo y Sagitario.

Pros:
- No poseen orgullo desmedido.
- No suelen ser arrogantes.  
- Son tolerantes y no recurren a la violencia.  

Contras:
- La persona tiene falta de entusiasmo, vitalidad, movimiento y pasión.  
- Falta el valor, el coraje para lanzarte a lo que decides.  
- Pueden ser personas depresivas o pesimistas. 

Originally posted by thesmokehelps

Escasez de Tierra:

Signos de tierra: Tauro, Virgo y Capricornio.

Pros:
-No suelen ser materialistas.
-No suelen creer en la rutina.     

Contras:
-Hace al individuo poco práctico.  
-Es irresponsable; suele dejar las cosas a medias.    
-Es inestable, desorganizado e inconstante.

Originally posted by boysaresuicidal2

-wonderli ♆