Daryl Dixon in every episode - Hounded

You know, my mom, she liked her wine. She liked to smoke in bed. Virginia Slims. I was playin’ out with the kids in the neighborhood. I could do that with Merle gone. They had bikes, I didn’t. We heard sirens gettin’ louder. They jumped on their bikes, ran after it, you know, hopin’ to see somethin’ worth seein’. I ran after them, but I couldn’t keep up. I ran around a corner and saw my friends lookin’ at me. Hell, I saw everybody lookin’ at me. Fire trucks everywhere. People from the neighborhood. It was my house they were there for. That was my mom in bed burnt down to nothin’. That was the hard part. You know, she was just gone. Erased. Nothin’ left of her. People said it was better that way. I dunno. Just made it seem like it wasn’t real, you know?

some rando: hey, i wonder if morrissey is talking ab johnny marr in ‘there is a light’

me: pouring myself a whiskey, neat and taking a long drag off my virginia slim: Oh you fucking bet. See morrissey’s face? That’s 100% certified free range Gay

anonymous asked:

Are there cigarettes that don't taste like complete ass?

Hmm, well, menthol helps…I don’t really smoke heavily, but when I do I tend to prefer Virginia Slim brand. Hope that helps.

people based on what cigarettes they buy (based on a gas station worker)

marlboro: youre about 40% of the population
newport: youre the other 40% of the population and poorer
maverick or usa gold: youre middle aged and conservative
eagle 20s: youre middle aged and conservative and poor
pyramid: youre middle aged and poor but dont want to buy eagle 20s and suffer
parliament or american spirit: youre a hipster
nat sherman naturals: youre a pretentious hipster
virginia slims: youre a middle aged woman, you caught your husband in the middle of an affair


Vintage Cigarette Ads. I quite enjoy looking at them, and at how much times have changed. Especially the doctor/dentist ones and Santa Claus haha, but that Ronald Regan one just cracks me right up. Seems like such a nice guy for doing that lmfao. I might do photo set of these once a week. And now, to end with a quote that goes along perfectly with these pictures.

“Our ill fated love affair with the cigarette, is a relationship in which we were sweet talked into, fell deeply in love with, then told to stomp out. Incredibly quickly, smoking went from being universally accepted, to internationally condemned. We glorified the cigarette, and then declared war on it”.