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Title: 2 assholes play cards against humanity 

Genre: Fluff + Crack ➝ YouTuber AU

Pairing: Min Yoongi x Reader.

Plot: 2 assholes play Cards Against Humanity together. One asshole is an excellent kisser and the other is the worst fucking editor in the world.

Or rather: we are both youtubers and you are the worst fucking editor ever, and so you accidentally included a clip from our collab you uploaded where we made out and people don’t know we’re a thing yet, as requested (and thought of!) by me.

Warnings: This is just…unlike my writing style. Wrote this whilst drunk, probably, because I don’t remember writing this, at all.

Notes: Yes, I did go out of my way and spend 1 hour + on making a fake YouTube channel and video for this drabble/fic. Was it worth it? Probably not, but here’s Yoongo’s channel.

28TH MARCH, 2017.

despite being a youtuber with over seven million subscribers to make up for it, min yoongi is the absolute worst at his job. you’d think that being paid so much every week and being invited to vip events and having thousands- close to millions- of fans making twitter accounts with your name squished into them, and seeing your face on billboards or whatever, would act as enough motivation for yoongi to put in a tiny bit more effort.

don’t get me wrong– yoongi works hard. he uploads twice a week (thursdays and sundays, for those who wanted to know!), and always puts out fresh and most of the time, original content. a musical prodigy, as some people called him, and others called him unique, entertaining, different, inspiring. some called him mediocre and basic, but against yoongi’s strong fan base, none of that mattered. even without the fanbase, yoongi still didn’t give two damns about what anybody had to say against him. and with the success he has, he doesn’t need to be worried about anything or anybody else just yet.

but, you’d think that because of his success and picture-perfect life captured by an expensive camera and posh lenses (hey, the fact that yoongi is so well liked despite not attempting to even out his flaws with light boxes and filters or makeup products is impressive), he’d try that extra bit harder when it came to creating content he enjoys putting out into the world. especially editing videos- including ones where forgetting to edit out one tiny, tiny clip could result in thirty new scandals and his name being in the media longer than it has to be.

because min yoongi, despite his magical fingers and creative mind when it comes to creating the video itself, is the absolute worst at editing videos. he just can’t be bothered to watch the same clips over and over again. and, even though you may not like it, you’re suffering at the hand of his poor editing skills.

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I met these three amazing people last night, still can’t believe that I got to meet them especially Dean & Sasha !! Sasha & Dean have been my all-time favorites and Apollo is also a favorite but Sasha & Dean have always been my all-time. They all were really nice & sweet, also they all liked my phone case that says ‘wrestling is a girl thing too. deal with it’ especially Sasha and it was incredible. And while she was walking around the ring, she saw me - pointed to me and smiled and I just- asdfghjkl; amazing first VIP Experience !! 😭😭❤❤

Photo of the Day (NEW Photoset Preview Edition): Myles Kennedy of Alter Bridge at Soundcheck (The Last Hero Tour, Spring 2017) — The Hippodrome (Baltimore) — May 9th, 2017

Get Well Soon T.O.P

As a person who is multi fandom I am keeping TOP on my prayers as this affects me as I am a Big Bang fan. The recent reports have stated that he is currently using the help of an oxygen mask meaning he can breath on his own but with big difficulty.

It was also stated that he is in a state of unconsciousness but near waking. This meaning he could fall in a coma if his system gives up. It was also stated that he needs to be monitored for a week to keep his condition in check and make sure his body did not suffer any bigger consequences do to his current situation. He will also need great psychiatric assistance to treat his anxiety and current state. He will not suffer any brain damage.

I am asking VIP to stop tagging him on social media (except this form) on post regarding his condition or any related of sort. Keep in mind that this is a matter of the family and it shall stay that way. We are only given statements supplied by the family and his doctors. Do not rely on any form of reporting website regarding his condition and keep yourself updated in what his family releases.

This current condition has brought to the light the situation regarding mental health in South Korea and its incompetence to deal with said mental issues. Please do not blame anyone do to his condition as false information was given as it is not the appropriate time. Just focus on sending him and his family the best of wishes and for him to recover soon. More statement about his condition will be released as his condition progresses.

Get well Choi Seung Hyun and you will be in our prayers. We wish for your successful recovery and for you to keep bringing people the happiness you have brought to this world….

(Information comes from @balloon_wanted on Twitter and @OH_mes)

This is me, indulging in my own wants and dreams. Enjoy! xx


Originally posted by vanessawharres

Excitement is running through your veins as you go around Harry’s spare bedroom - you had been staying in LA with him for a few days and he’d managed to get tickets to a Rolling Stones concert that was happening in town.

His name got him a lot of things, not that it mattered to you and you usually didn’t like it when he pulled some strings to please one of your wishes or spent a bit of his money on you, but this time, well … You couldn’t say no to Mick Jagger.

It’s a small venue, a much luxurious and VIP filled event, something you’re not quite used to yet but that it makes your insides tingle with anxiousness - you’re seeing the Stones in the flesh, beside one of your best friends… That’s what you call luck.

You’re buzzing while you get ready but you’re being very careful and detail oriented with your make up because it was a special night - you, Harry and your favorite band. The liner is close to perfect, your lips painted red in an allusion to the band’s logo, your outfit a simple long sleeved tight black t-shirt, black suede skirt and to top it all off, thigh high boots that made your legs look as good as you wished they really were. You smile at your reflection in the mirror, hair carefully wavy and messy and you pick up your purse from the bed just as Harry appears in the door way.

His eyes are trained on your legs and you can feel his stare from where you stand, running up your body until he finds your eyes. It makes your skin tingle and your hands shake, but you keep it together. This was not the time and the place – today was about having fun with a friend.

“Those new?”

His voice brings you out of your thoughts and you try to brush off the memories that his longing stare evokes. Last time you were in this house, a few months ago, he had you bend over practically every surface of it – the kitchen counter, where he’d licked you to one orgasm after another; the couch, where he fucked you slowly and tentative after a night of movies and a cuddle; the guest bedroom, where you stand right, and he’d managed to sneak into during the night and fucked you silly, tummy pressed to the mattress as he grinded on you from behind until you screamed; on his bed, where it felt like he’d made love to you, slow and tender, filled with kisses and soft lingering touches … that one you hurt the most and it was the one that stood out for you, out of the many other times he’d been inside you. You tried to forget and if anyone asked, you swore it was just a moment of weakness between you and your fuck buddy but in your mind, your body and specially your heart, it didn’t feel like that.

The question is painted with curiosity and he’s quirking an eyebrow as you walk towards him with confident steps. You feel good and it shows in the way you walk.

“D'you like it?” You laugh as you reach him, hand resting against chest. It’s an awfully intimate touch and Harry hums, looking at you again, his fingers rubbing against his strawberry red bottom lip.

“Pretty.” He smirks, giving you a side eye glance before stepping aside to let you through. You shake your head at him but you keep on walking, picking up his keys and the invites from the counter.

“Shall we?”

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anonymous asked:

He is making fun of americans tho he prob think they are weak asses

He is. British festivals are renowded for being insane and a fucking adventure. The fashion show and vip event that is coachella is a walk in the park compared to Leeds and Glasto