violent hand gestures

Stupid

This was stupid

This whole thing, it was so stupid, and it made Annabeth feel stupid, and she wasn’t stupid, she was smart, gods damn it, so why couldn’t she do this? She should have been able to do this.

She only realised she was crying when a tear splashed on to the page of her textbook, blurring the black letters printed on the white page. That tear falling felt like conceding defeat, and soon enough she was crying in earnest, sobbing hard enough that the words became even less intelligible than they’d already been.

She put her head down on the book and let herself cry, feeling terribly stupid and sorry and frustrated. Her whole face felt hot, flushed with anger and annoyance - at this essay, at herself, at the fact that she was a daughter of the goddess of wisdom and she couldn’t seem to write a simple fucking essay.

When the door to her room opened she instinctively straightened, grabbing her dagger and spinning in her seat to face the intruder. When she saw who it was she immediately collapsed back onto the desk, face first, letting her dagger fall to the floor. 

She heard Percy shut the door behind himself. There were a few soft footsteps, and then a gentle hand on her shaking shoulder and a quiet question. “Annabeth, hey, what’s up?”

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INTP, INTJ, INFJ: pan pun
  • (INTP let INFJ borrow INTP's sweatpants for fitness)
  • INFJ: (walking out of school, holding loaf of bread) see you later! thanks for the pants, INTP!
  • INTP: no problem!
  • INTP:
  • INTP: wAIT DON'T YOU MEAN--oh dang she left already
  • INTP: (to INTJ) i was gonna say "don't you mean PAN-ts" because she was holding bread and like,, "pan" means bread in spanish--
  • INTJ: I WAS THINKING THE SAME PUN
  • INTP: (violent hand gestures) O-OH MY GOD NICE

wilderdeer-deactivated20170227  asked:

So hear me out on this, yeah? Fake AH Crew where Ryan/Vagabond is mute, and Michael and Gavin can't understand sign language, but they know he gets jobs done and know enough to keep a *very* respectful distance from him. But like, Ray, right, knows ASL. And Ryan brings him over to translate something to Michael and Gavin, only Ray's saying exactly the wrong thing with a straight face, and Ryan is looking at him with murder eyes, and the lads are increasingly nervous for his safety, bc they (1/?)

don’t know that he and Ray have been getting chummy and Ray’s learned that he’s actually a huge dork who can take a joke, right? So while he knows that Ryan is very capable of violent murder, he also knows that he got him to laugh at a really lame chemistry pun the other day, So he’s translating “you need to stay out of my way when I’m going for a kill” to “I only eat the pink Fruit Loops because the others aren’t pure enough for my pretty princess tongue” and Ryan pauses before signing (2/?)

to Ray “I can HEAR you” and more violent gestures that everyone in the room can understand, which makes Ray do his over-the-top open-mouthed grin and double-thumbs-ups like he did a good job and dammit, Ryan has to bite the inside of his cheek to keep from chuckling at him. The fact that Ray is still alive after pissing off the Vagabond earns him a whole new respect with the rest of the crew (at least until they get to see that side of him too). (3/3)


oh my god this is perfect??? there’s some post about the vagabond being a polyglot and ray mistranslating him to the police which this kind of made me think of but this is better bc it’s ray antagonizing ryan which i l i v e for and then the rest of the guys being in awe of the fact that ray can get away with it when the vagabond probably spent an hour trying to get a cat to come over to him during their last job while ray laughed his ass off like what a dork

anonymous asked:

Can you do Kandreil getting walked in on by the other Foxes and their reactions? I love your writing! :)

Also: More Kandreil please! Maybe the other Foxes reacting to their relationship? Or them getting together?

And: AHHHH I NEED MORE KANDREIL SHOWER SEXYTIMES!!!!

(pssst if you want more of kandreil getting walked in on, check this post!!)

  • The boys haven’t been going out of their way to hide their relationship, but it’s not like they flaunt it (and the other Foxes are pretty oblivious lbr)
  • In fact, they start to worry because Kevin and Neil seem to be yelling at each other more often than usual.  Matt actually tries to bring it up once (“You don’t have to take his shit, Neil, Exy isn’t that important.  Want me to talk to him??” but Neil is just like “wat??? its??? fine?”
  • (bc we all know he & Kevin use their game-fueled sexual tension as foreplay, exhibits a, b, and c)
  • ANyway, it’s the aftermath of a particularly hard game that ends up getting them caught.  Kevin & Neil are still riding high on the adrenaline from their win, and Andrew is pretending he doesn’t give a fuck but really he’s so turned on by the sight of his bf’s all sweaty and flushed and bright-eyed.  aka it takes like 0 time for the three of them to get down n dirty :) :) :)

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Wordless Love

Pairing: Draco x Reader

WARNINGS: Bullying, foul language and sassy arsed Draco.

This is my first request made by an anon. Itallics are your thoughts. (y/n) and (y/l/n) mean your name and your last name. It gets fluffy towards the end. It means alot that someone actually wants me to write for them XD Well..here it is :)


You keep your head down and try to ignore the jabbing insults and leering faces of the persistent Slytherins. Glaring down at your full plate as a way of holding back tears. What did I ever do to them? Just because I’m a kind Slytherin that somehow makes me a target for abuse? I’m sorry that I can’t live up to their arrogant ‘standards’.

 “Hey, (y/l/n)!” Pansy ‘pug face’ Parkinson shouts down the Slytherin table. Other Slytherins stop their conversations to hear what other shit about my breasts she’s come up with this time. 

“Watch it! You might knock over someone’s plate with those huge boobs!”    Puggy jeered. All of her little group of twigs laughed with her. Now it didn’t bother you so much that they made comments when no one else was there..but Draco, your current ‘crush’ was only a few places away. His blonde head swivelled in your direction at the comment and you couldn’t stop the angry blush that rushes to the surface. Throwing on your bag, you storm out of the Great Hall and back to the Slytherin common room. 

Half an hour later Puggy and her clique come clacking in. Closely followed by the rest of the Slytherin House. Dinner obviously finished. You make to get up but stop when you see Draco staring at you and find yourself sitting back down.

“Oye! Big tits! Where did you get those implants from? Why’d you get them so big?” Puggy called out. You couldn’t endure her anymore. So you run out of the common room and into the dungeon corridors.

“Thinking of getting some Parkinson?” Draco shoots at her. “And Atleast she’s fucking got some. Pity we can’t say the same for you, right “no tits?” Draco growls at her. “Why don’t you and your ‘friends’ torture harmless bugs. Or whatever the hell you do. But you stay away from (y/n) understand me?” he seethes before running after you. Slamming the portrait door hard behind him. 

You shake uncontrollably. Sliding down the cool, stone wall. Tears tream down your face. it’s just too much for you to handle in one day. Draco saw again. He fucking saw.

You rest your head in your arms. The feeling of someone tucking a strand of your (h/c) hair behind your ear makes you jump. You look up to see the handsome, concerned face of the one and only..Draco Lucius Malfoy. You stare at him in shock. your brain not comprehending what is going on.

“Are you okay, love?” Draco says softly while cupping your face. His thumb slowly stroking across your cheek. Wiping away the falling tears.

You nod and let out a shaky breath. Closing your eyes and resting your head against the wall. You needed comfort. You don’t question his actions. You let him soothe you. 

Your eyes fly open when you feel his caressing hands leave you. You look to see him crouched in front of you with furrowed eyebrows. 

“You don’t have to worry about Parkinson and the others anymore. I took care of it. They won’t be bullying you anymore.” he says quietly. An unusual caring warmth reflecting in his cobalt eyes. 

You look down. You believe him. The sencerity in his eyes was too real to be fake. You nod. A blush appearing across your cheeks. There’s an awkward silece for a few moments before Draco speaks up.

“Do you know how jealous of you she is?” he starts. You look up in surprise.  “You are so beautiful and have a perfect figure. You’re kind, sweet, caring, smart, ambitious, determined and everything else she wants to be. You’re better than her in every way and she cannot stand it. So she says things like that because she’s at the bottom of all her classes, and she’s a flat-chested, pug-faced, little~” Draco starts to makes rather violent hand gestures. You laugh a little at the sight. Blushing as Draco wipes away your wet cheeks again. Resting his forehead against yours and chuckling softly as well.  

Draco sits down next to you and pulls you onto his lap. You’re sat with your legs laid across his lap, side on. You hesitantly place your head on his shoulder. The tears have finally stopped and you have calmed down. You feel one of his slender hands gently brush your hair out of your tear-streaked face. The other wraps securely around your waist and brings you closer to him. 

“Why are you being nice to me Draco? Why did you help me?” you ask knowing Draco isn’t known for being kind to people. 

“Another…big reason as to why Pansy and her friends bully you is because..I-told her that i…like you. She wouldn’t stop whining and pushing herself onto me. I didn’t mean for her to do that to you. I never meant for you to get hurt at all. I’m so sorry. I…I really like you. It was so difficult for me to watch them hurting you like that. I’ve always been taught to treat people badly and as though they are at a lower status than me. I didn’t know how to act with you. I’m so sorry I didn’t help you sooner.”

Again you stare in shock. For a few moments you just stare gawping at him before a smile spreads across your face. “I understand. Its ok and i…really like you too, Draco.” you say. Feeling your cheeks warm considerably. 

A huge grin forms on his full, pink lips. He takes your face in his hand and brings it closer to him. You lean in with him. When your lips are an inch from each other you close your (e/c) eyes. That’s when you feel his warm lips brush against yours. So tentative like he’s still unsure what to do. You smile slightly and move a hand to the back of his head and kiss him harder. You take control of the kiss and soon your lips are moving in sync. The blissful feeling of his soft lips on yours tell you wordlessly of the care and love he feels for you. And you say back with just as much passion.

I appologise if you were waiting for this for long. I just had a few things to do first. I really hope that it was what you wanted and you liked it :)


HTGAWM has screwed my moral compass.
  • Spent an entire episode rooting for the mafia. 
  • The accused who was guilty beyond all reasonable doubt for having smuggled heroin.
  • Rooted for a group of people who killed a man, chopped and burnt his body to get away with it. 
  • Resented Sam’s sister, who upon further reflection can’t be blamed for acting the way she did because she’s grieving and of course she would want justice for her brother I was actually hoping that she would be the one to get pinned for the murder???