some life tips from me today:
first, do not, I repeat do not, attempt to catch a flat iron after you drop it. you will burn all of your fingers.
second, do not leave the ice pack you held onto on the way to class in your car, it will melt and leave a puddle in your seats.
and last but not least, do not think that the world will be nice to you because you’ve had a rough morning; the family you work for may call you and say that their dog is violently sick and they need YOU to take him to the vet.
have a good day y'all :-)