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Nashville: 6 of 10 Goldblums

Nashville (1975)

Total Goldblum Rating: 6/10

“Jeff Goldblum is the cycle freak who’s everywhere the action is” in this Robert Altman masterpiece featuring an Oscar-winning original song and also a song by Gary Busey.

Goldblum presence: 4/10

He appears throughout the film, but very briefly and completely silently.

Goldblum hotness: 7/10

21-year-old Jeff Goldblum spends the entire movie wearing an explorer hat and a sparkly blazer with a silver snake on it.

Goldbluminess: 10/10

…just kidding. It’s a film about the music industry and he never comes anywhere near a piano. 8/10.

A Brief List Of Struggles For Anyone Who Loves The Rocky Horror Picture Show To Relate To

Being a product of the late 70′s-90′s and thus you were either non existent or just born when The Rocky Horror Picture show was

Suffering in your job out of motivation for the $ you’ll put toward  Rocky Horror soundtracks,midnight screenings, merchandise, etc. 

…Because as financially torn as you are- that $120 vintage Roxy Theatre cast vinyl will feed you more than the Ramen…

People not knowing who Tim Curry is

“His music career is sorely underrated– trust me, I was up til 3 a.m. last night listening to all 40+ years of it…”

Attempting to explain what The Rocky Horror Picture Show is about, and how the midnight screening/audience participation works without making it sound like it’s just a cult of people tripping on acid.

“No, trust me, you won’t need narcotics to feel high with this one–You know what, you’ll just have to watch it to understand- okay?!”

Feeling as though a fictional alien transvestite could actually raise the sex bar too high for your current/future lovers

“Like, they’re good… but I can’t say with certainty if they’re humanoid-alien- sweet transvestite-disguised-as-my-current-partner good…”

A man with curly underarms is superior in sporting lingerie and heels to any male, female, anyone in between, and of course you 

...Alright, a small part of you is ok with it, because hot patootie what a sight

Quoting a lyric or phrase from the musical and no one getting it

Dare someone use the phrase “dammit” around you without “Janet!” being belted right in their face

When the question of a date arrives and the ole’ dinner and a movie just won’t cut it anymore

Because small talk over salad and two- hour- ass-numbing- silence pales to time warping and throwing bread at a cinema screen dammit! (Janet)