(cracks knuckles) Dragon Age: Origins social media au
Leliana has a youtube where she does these fucking phenomenal acoustic covers of like. everything. if it exists, she’s got an acoustic cover of it.
also has an inspirational quote blog. not nearly as popular. a little too much Jesus to be mainstream.
Alistair is Meme King
Zevran is both a famous viner and one of those insta-famous people who’s simultaneously unreal-beautiful and hilarious
think chaotic neutral thomas sanders
Oghren is vine famous, but he’s not a viner. Zevran just films him doing weird shit a lot.
Wynne is the benign older relative who comments “beautiful! tell your mother i said hi. Missing you!” on all your facebook posts but also shares zillions of articles about, like, homeopathic medicine and veganism
Morrigan is tumblr famous for her radical feminism, cutting retorts, and killer contour
also runs a less popular youtube makeup tutorial channel frequented by wannabe goths
the mabari has his own facebook page run by the Warden
Sten has an unintentionally iconic twitter
horse_ebooks but on accident
everyone assumes it’s a comedy/parody twitter but it’s not. that’s just who he is.
Shale has a specialized youtube channel a la the hydraulic press guys. it’s just her crushing things in her fist i guess.