English Composition and Language Zodiac
Aries: Throwing rocks at journalists
Gemini: (like smallpox)
Cancer: *references Shakespeare to prove history in unimportant*
Leo: Chicago is a country
Virgo: volume, issue, or series??
Scorpio: Communist mother
Sagittarius: To what degree is lying to people a good skill?
Capricorn: Preacher that gives the audience hell
Aquarius: The limit of enough money
Pisces: Vindictive, vengeful writers