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Best character in Bully?

Is it Jimmy? The main character, a ginger who wants people to leave him the fuck alone?

Or is it the villain with ADD? Gary Smith, that lisping bitch.

You know, Pete Kowalski gay and underrated, he’s the best. He has a bad case of ‘depressed face’ but nothing his smarts can’t help.

Russell can kick ass though and even if he’s really dumb, he can throw someone across a football stadium like you’re walmart football. 

Speaking of football, we have Ted Thompson. You know he gets all the girls and ever since he was in Peewee soccer, he was born to be a student athlete and GRIND BECAUSE STUDENT ATHLETES NEVER SLEEP

But let’s look at his rival, Earnest. He’s smart, kind of creepy but very smart. He’s like Jimmy Neutron I mean good for him. 

Ok, but we all know what people want: money. Derby Harrington might look angry like he’ll fight you in a Wendy’s parking lot but that’s cause of inbreeding. At least he’s rich. 

Money can’t buy class though. Here we have Johnny Vincent, John Travolta wannabe. He read The Outsiders twenty times but he’s too busy looking for his thotty gf to talk about that.

You guys are wrong. The best character is Algernon and the leading reason is because he looks like Carl Wheezer.

Bully Height Headcanons

Jimmy Hopkins: 5′6″

Gary Smith: 5′8″

Petey Kowalski: 5′4″

Russell Northrop: 6′4″

Johnny Vincent: 5′9″

Derby Harrington: 5′11″

Earnest Jones: 5′5″

Ted Thompson: 6′

Bif Taylor: 6′3″

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choose your pairing

  • Bif: Derby Harrington... how do I even begin to explain Derby Harrington?
  • Angie: Derby Harrington is flawless.
  • Gord: He has two Rolex watches and a silver Lexus.
  • Thad: I hear his hair is insured for $10,000.
  • Christy: I hear he does Aquaberry commercials... in Los Santos.
  • Chad: His favourite movie is Richie Rich's Christmas Wish.
  • Parker: One time he met Jennifer Aniston on a plane...
  • Melody: And she told him he was pretty.
  • Johnny: One time, I punched him in the face. It was awesome.
Bully Character’s Secrets

Jimmy Hopkins: You really think this kid has secrets? Besides Gord he is the most openly homo kid in the school.

Pete Kowalski: He really likes his pink shirt, even if it’s not supposed to be pink.

Gary Smith: Is just not interested in girls. At all.

Derby Harrington: Couldn’t give less of a shit about continuing the family tradition with Pinky… maybe because he spends a lot more time with a certain red-haired boxing champion…

Johnny Vincent: He wouldn’t say it out loud but he loves all of his little greaseball friends to bits (especially Peanut).

Earnest Jones: He is extremely envious of Ted’s muscles.

Ted Thompson: Probably cares about Damon’s butt more than dating Mandy.

Russell Northrop: Genuinely really cares about Jimmy in the most platonic way possible.

Edgar Munsen: A bit of a nerd who was never able to flourish because his parents couldn’t afford to send him to school.