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Mel Gibson and Vice Vaughn are set to star in a movie as racist cops caught on camera who go out for revenge

Called Dragged Across Concrete, the movie will be a crime thriller about two cops (Gibson and Vaughn) who are suspended from their department when “a video of their strong-arm tactics gets wide attention.” What could possibly go wrong?? And based on Variety’s summary of the plot, it gets even worse.

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Do you understand what happened on your show last night, do you understand what happened? You put your head through a fence with mayonnaise, then I played The King and I or not and ha ha ha, Colin was a suspect in a murder case, that was never solved! That never got solved!