Election Day: A short story

It’s Election Day! Time to vote!

But both candidates suck

Vote for the one who sucks less

But they both equally suck

Vote on the other stuff on the ballot in the meantime

Too many issues = confusing AF

You read the voter guide

Still confusing

Power through and fill out your ballot anyway

Polling place ran out of “I Voted” stickers

Fuck it, get pizza instead

Wait for pizza

Pizza’s here!

Moral of the story: Fuck yeah pizza

Oh, and go vote