88: sami hinkka’s beard could take out snaebjorn ragnarson’s beard in a fight but both would be handily defeated by chris bowes’ eyeliner but then heri’s tank tops would destroy that but chrigel’s dreadlocks would fuck his shit up but then masha scream. masha scream ultimate pokemon champion. she picked charmander. that’s the best starter. olli vanska is team rocket and ville sorvali is meowth. sami hinkka’s beard is p much a magikarp at this point but with some hard training he could become a gyara