villainism

  • *me watching Thor*
  • Dad:So what were you watching last night? I heard you fangirling.
  • Me:Thor! I was so glad he didn't die.
  • Dad:Oh yes, he's a very likeable actor, isn't he?
  • Me:Yeah, totally! I was so happy when he showed up again at the very end of the movie!
  • Dad:Wait... are you talking about Loki?!?!?! You like HIM?!
  • Me:How does that honestly surprise you after all we've been through.

boi the stories @maxmoemoe and I come up with in our rp would bring tears to your eyes from yawning so hard out of boredom, mostly bc of me tho bc I gotta make everything all depressing and shit lol .

Forreal though, if only y'all can read what we’ve done so far ;^))

elidoo  asked:

CORYPHEUS

*Cue Careless Whispers*

Oh, Corypheus, huh…

First Impression: Gee, I wonder if this is the villain. He looks kinda like a bipedal crabman gone wrong…

Impression Now: I was right. On both accounts.

Favourite Moment: I admit, I liked that line “Beg that I succeed. For I have seen the throne of the gods, and it was empty.” Nice.

Idea for a Story: Corypheus sends assassins to attempt to remove the Inquisitor while they’re on the road, but spends the whole time shadowing the group, hiding in bushes, burying himself in snow, and getting more and more pissed off as every attempt his assassins makes is met with hilarious and incongruous failure.

Unpopular Opinion: His socks are the true gift from the gods. 

Favourite Relationship: Corypheus and his pet monster-sized dragon. But like, cute shit. Like he sometimes scratches it under the chin when he’s thinking and the dragon is secretly cool with it.

Favourite Headcanon: When he was turned into… whatever he is… his clothing somehow fused and became a part of him. Therefore he is VERY sensitive about his shoes and socks combo, and will lash out violently in public then sulk in private. All his soldiers wear striped socks under their boots. Standard issue.

Superhero AU anyone?

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Weird idea I had

The four third years are discussing to which college they’ll go

En: I’m going to BinanDai. not gonna bother with big name colleges.
Kinshirou: I’ve passed to TouDai. I’ll study Law there.
Atsushi: I’m also going to TouDai, En-chan…
En: *Sighs* Hey, Arima, and you?
Ibushi: Ah, I’ve been invited to go to UchuuDai…
The other third years: … UchuuDai!?
Ibushi: Yeah, a college in space. I’m going to study with aliens… *Sighs*
Atsushi: That’s harsh.
En: When the year started, we barely knew aliens existed, and now they’re calling you to study there?
Kinshirou: Arima, that sounds suspicious.
Ibushi: My family is proud of me. They said that I’m so prestigious, I’m out of this world!
*The other third years facepalm*

Dai = Daigaku = College/University. TouDai = Tokyo University. BinanDai = Binan University. UchuuDai = Space University

anonymous asked:

ask meme! villian!au spideytorch where johnny asks for help doing something Good

“Sorry, sweetheart,” Spider-Man said, throwing his head back with laughter. “Bad guy here, remember? Find someone else to bother.”

The flaming wall in his path said otherwise, though.

“Not a chance,” Johnny said, seething. “You are the closest thing I have to a friend in the business, and so help me you are going to help me find Diablo so he can turn my family back.”

Spider-Man held out his hands for the usual manic gesturing that accompanied his arguments, so Johnny seized the opportunity: he dumped a huge, disgruntled orange tabby into his arms.

“Help me,” Johnny repeated, “or I’m going to singe off your eyebrows.”

Spider-Man and the Ben cat stared at him with equal loathing.

WOY Villain Leaderboard 9/28

As of the time of this post there were 45 contenders on this rankings round of the Leaderboard. Remember that this is generated using totally real and legit science, and we’re all here for the fun, and to #SaveWOY.

  1. Those Two Guys From That Time
  2. Gentleman Tooth
  3. Not Pirate Nel
  4. Sketch
  5. Kairos Khan
  6. Sir Bradly Starlight
  7. Mr. Slick
  8. Killbot 86
  9. Eliza Stipe
  10. Swifty and Delilah Hare
  11. Jinx the Star Nomad
  12. Linda Whiskers
  13. Little Bits
  14. The Knight Mare
  15. Countess Slugula
  16. A Potted Plant
  17. Kragthar of Kraaaaagtttthh
  18. Ted from Accounting
  19. Lord Hater
  20. Hexsiral Dreemuer
  21. Azolla the Plant Villain
  22. Iggy Starbeam and the Maltars of Flarn
  23. Mempha
  24. Ryba Alameda
  25. O'Yojimbo
  26. Styx Asterope
  27. Miss Incendiary
  28. King Vortex
  29. Empress Plum
  30. Rongruffle
  31. The Scuzzbuckets
  32. The Twins
  33. Obsidian
  34. Emperor Awesome
  35. Jamie
  36. The Night Mayor
  37. Princess Cellophania
  38. General McGuffin
  39. Mandrake the Malfeasant
  40. The Schmartians
  41. Conqueror
  42. Sourdough the Evil Sandwich
  43. Emperor Calamity
  44. Dr. Screwall Jones
  45. Greg

Your #1 Villains for October are:

Those Two Guys From That Time

Those Two Guys From That Time will hold this #1 spot for the month of October.

If you want to participate in the #1 Villain prompt, please draw/write/create anything with your Villain OC fighting Those Two Guys From That Time. Remember to queue your post with this awesome creation for 8pm EST, October 27th with the mentions @woyvillainleaderboard, @savewoy, @woyseason3, and @disneyxd… and the tags #savewoy, #wander over yonder, and #woy villain leaderboard.

Congratulations, you baleful blackguards. And most importantly… GOOD LUCK.

hatoful is a lot like undertale in that there isn’t really one big bad guy in the story. multiple people contributed in some way to the main conflicts.

except while in undertale, everyone has at least a little bit of good inside them, in hatoful, everyone is at least a little bit Super Fucking Shitty

ngl I re-watched DoB after I re-watched RttE and like…Dagur was in like 5 episodes out of the whole series?? (Maybe 10, I don’t really care.) I didn’t remember much about it so I kept waiting and waiting. And fuck man. Dagur pops up in a season one episode like halfway through and it’s like “here’s this asshole you wouldn’t wanna be stuck sitting next to at Christmas dinner” and episode ends, there he goes…then he pops back up and throws a piss fit cause bby didn’t get what bby wanted and “my brother lied to meeeeeeeee” and really he has potential to be a great villain, but that’s all it is–potential. He was a huge jerk who obviously has some issues, but that never really made him ‘evil’ just messed up. After his change of heart in RttE he still has those issues, but he’s taken steps to keep himself in check (I’m so fuckin proud of you babe). I think it’s reasonable to say that from the beginning he always had the potential to become a decent dude, like he was high on his own fumes, but not in the same way Viggo is. Bluh idk what I’m talking about, but basically Viggo is the villain the show needed cause really Dagur was not bringin the evil, he’s too much of a goofy goober. Viggo wins the asshole race someone get this dude an “As Much Of A Jerk As You Could Have Been” award.