I can count on one hand the people I’ve been attracted to:
-Viktor Wynd, it is true love
-There was one guy on America’s Got Talent that did a Houdini-esque 1930’s magic routine and I fell in love with him
-this guy in my cult. Anth. class that okay I wasn’t totally attracted to but he looked so beautiful, like an Inuit man who caught the notice of Calvin Klein people and then became a Calvin Klein undies model. I regret never telling him I thought he was beautiful.
- this guy in my sociology class who had to leave school temporarily because his friend died.
-Conan O’ Brien