anonymous asked:

For Zutara: 'Oh god, I just had a one night stand with a supervillain’ 'Dear lord, I just fucked a superhero’ (to make the situation especially awkward; they just lost their viginities to each other)??? love your writing btw *flees*

AN: Omg I’m fangirling rn thank you so much ahhhhhh also IDK what you imagined but SUPERHERO and SUPERVILLAIN implies disguises sooo ur getting Painted Lady and Blue Spirit too

Katara had spent months, months, chasing the damned Blue Spirit through the city streets of Caldera as the Painted Lady. She spent months building a rivalry with the supervillain, with the bastard who tormented the streets and stole from those he deemed unworthy. She spent months fighting him, defeating and stopping him in day to day standoffs, never able to end his reign of terror for good. 

She spent so long trying to find out who he was behind the mask. Maybe if she could discover who the Blue Spirit truly was, she would be able to finally stop him forever. She always imagined scenarios of how she would find him. She’d imagine the thrill of putting the pieces together, of the moment where she finally knew she had her guy. 

She never imagined that when she found out his true identity, there would be nothing but a sense of dread and guilt. 

But that’s probably because Katara never imagined it’d be the guy who was just laying naked in bed next to her. 

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anonymous asked:

Why is your Tsukishima first time so awkward. That’s not how sex goes, especially with someone like Tsukki. You said you were a high schooler, right? Leave NSFW for someone who knows what they’re doing, because you clearly don’t get that NSFW is supposed to be sexy. 

I’m sincerely sorry that I’m old fashioned, and I’m sincerely sorry that I’m about deem every opinion of yours worthless.

Firstly, I’m able to admit I really know nothing about sex. I’m a highschool girl who’s barely even had her first kiss. Although, even if I am just a virgin teenage girl, I know that sex isn’t just “fuck, kiss, flawless cumshot” especially for two kids who are both vigins. Especially for Tsukishima Kei, and if you’ve been reading my blog enough to find Tsukishima’s first time, you KNOW that I write for him in an individual way.

The only way I can explain “why I’m doing it wrong” is this. When I was in fifth grade, I took multiplication tables tests. They had sixty questions and in order to get your name scribbled on a star and lamely hung above the whiteboard, you had to answer all in a minute or under. Naturally the first time I took this quiz, it was overwhelming. I probably only got twenty or so done. However, by October or November, I was a master. I got all sixty done in about fifty seconds and I got my name slapped up onto that board. Although, it was still awkward. I messed up, I made mistakes, but I always improved. Now that I’m a junior, if you handed me one of those quizzes I could finish it in under thirty seconds. Mastery takes time, just like first times aren’t going to be the sexy, PornHub-esque fantasy I know you all crave.

Plus, it would be nice if you didn’t criticise the way I see things. You don’t think I don’t know that I write ‘smut’ differently than this mecha thirsty fangasm crusade desires? I’m not going to answer a request like “Karasuno Team Jack Bukkakkes Kageyama’s Girlfriend In The Locker room NSFW” (I have gotten a request like that before, by the way) Sex isn’t like that for me. Yes, I’m willing to write something a bit sexier, but I can’t articulate things like that. Call me old fashioned, call me vanilla, or boring, or whatever, but I can’t bring myself to write dirty hardcore smut like that. “Kageyama Fucking His Girlfriend In The Locker room?” Sure, I can do that. But as you know, I’m a mecha overthinker, and I don’t know how I would write a situation where a guy just lets all his friends and upperclassmen use his girlfriend. Do you get me? Humans just don’t… work like that. To me, I like to think of these boys as boys, not the sex starved machines they’ve been transformed into by the fandom. They’re boys. Fifteen through eighteen years old. They have hormones and insecurities and fears and they’re all different, and they’re going to be awkward during their first times. They’re teenage fucking boys and I hate that the fandom forgets that. The only problem with this fandom is the tragic oversexualization of sixteen year old boys and god where did we get this assumption that Tsukishima Kei is going to angry fuck his crush up against the locker room wall during their first time and where did this idea that Oikawa Tooru is non-stop bringing girls home and where are all these sex-starved assumptions coming from? As teenagers, they think of sex, of course they do. Raging hormones and all, but as teenagers, they’re awkward. They’re gangly and I’m sure they all have pimples and atrocious body odor and nasty pubic hair and why in the world are we treating them like Sex Gods chiseled out of marble covered with the tears of Aphrodite. THEY’RE TEENAGERS AND THAT’S WHY TSUKISHIMA KEI’S FIRST TIME WASN’T AN ADULT MOVIE. THEY’RE TEENAGERS AND I’M SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT TEENAGERS AREN’T PORNSTARS.

Cheers, mate.

anonymous asked:

Can I have a headcannon of Sakumo with a younger s/o please? I love your blog. You guys do great. 💜

Ohhh, this is our first Sakumo request, how exciting! We are no longer Sakumo vigins here lol. ~Admin Shadow

Sakumo Hatake with a Younger Partner

Originally posted by annalovesfiction

• Sakumo has to have someone mature for their age, especially if they are younger than himself. He can’t handle a s/o that is adamant they should get their way in a relationship because they are younger and could leave for someone closer to their age. He finds that a relationship should be built on compromise and trust – not immature notions that someone is inherently more valuable in a relationship. 

• It’s impossible to hid, but Sakumo has this desire to pamper his partner, especially in the honeymoon phase of a relationship. If they are younger and inexperienced with dating he wants to imprint on them what a true dating experience is, so if they ever do leave him, they will soon discover that no one will ever treat them as good as he did. He gets them flowers often, and buys little romantic cards and writes poems in them. He also buys them nice chocolates to the point where every day feels like Valentine’s Day. 

• He would never admit it aloud, but Sakumo does have some personal insecurities about dating someone younger than himself. Even though he acts confident, he worries his partner will leave him for someone better. It might not be an age issue, but he worries they will leave him for someone who can relate to them better. 

• If he had Kakashi already, he would need a younger partner that enjoys kids, because he wants a s/o that will treasure his son, not think Kakashi is getting in the way of their relationship.

• Sakumo is someone that tries hard in the beginning of the relationship to reel them in. He will bring his partner flowers and have these grandiose dates where he goes all out with bringing them somewhere extravagant that carries and intimate and romantic feel. As the relationship progresses, they shouldn’t expect the same treatment consistently. Eventually he will get complacent and feel they are settling into a routine with him.

If I had a nickel for every time somebody told me Godzilla couldn’t exist because physics and cubes or whatever, I would have enough money to buy a locker big enough for all those people to fit into.

It’s fiction, who cares? Godzilla’s got spines and can shoot lasers, what do you have? 

Knowledge? A PhD? Your viginity still intact?

Step up, nerd. Godzilla’s cooler than you’ll ever be.

anonymous asked:

.... .m.. more tododeku headcanons please? your other hcs have killed me, but in the best way. could you maybe do some from deku's side? like his thoughts on todo changing from early high school to late high school to after high school and moving in together?

OH ANON, I COULD DO THIS FOR DAYS NO NEED TO BE SHY  ! <3 Let’s hear it for everyone’s favourite little green bean for his anime debut. 

EDIT: hhhhhohmy god this ended up SO long i’M SORRY;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

  • Ok to be fair I write about Todoroki’s side more because he’s much more straightforward than Deku.
  • Hear me out, hear me out. Deku can be forward, but in terms of things like relationships, he’s awfully shy. After all, his entire school career he’s been the butt of Kacchan’s jokes – that doesn’t exactly impress anyone, or win them over to date him.
  • Lbr, Ochako is his first real crush. She’s sweet and cute and fun and one of his best friends, how could he not? (And meanwhile, Todoroki notices these things from a comfortable pace away.)
  • Because, after all, in first year Todoroki is something of a wonder. Of course, they’re close friends too and comrades, but Todoroki has literally been born and bred into the role of a hero, where Deku’s still learning to fumble with his quirk. In that sense, he’s really too busy admiring his good friend to really think about him romantically.
  • Second year changes things a little. Deku’s worked past his first crush, because Ochako is someone he can confide in, and a good friend. And even if he was mesmerized by a girl (that wasn’t his mom) taking interest in him for the first time in his life, he loves their friendship more than anything.
  • And towards that, Ochako’s the one who asks him, “What do you think about Todoroki-kun?”
  • Deku has all these praises ready on his tongue and yet something stops him. Todoroki is one of his closest friends, but there’s something that separates him from the rest. What is it?
  • Ever-studious, he takes notes on Todoroki as dedicatedly as he would any other hero or hero-in-the-making. But these notes become more personal- The way Todoroki relaxes his shoulders when he’s on his own, or makes a point of walking on peoples’ left side, how he blows his fringe u when it gets too long, how he has the same thing for lunch every damn day and never gets tired of it. 
  • It doesn’t take long for Deku to realize that these notes are not only highly unprofessional, but flowery and borderline stalker-like. (He’s not doing any more than the usual hanging out and observing in class though! Promise!)
  • Todoroki is analytical like he is too, even more so really. It actually makes Deku a little paranoid for reasons he can’t quite name beyond ‘I hope Todoroki-kun doesn’t see these stupid notes and think I’m creepy.’
  • Third year and grad come far too fast. Todoroki’s always been one of the most mature (and immature, if his off-kilter sense of humour is any indication) but Deku’s starting to feel like he can’t catch up. They’re near-matched in quirk and battle skill now, but there’s still something unreachable about Todoroki.
  • And, Deku realizes, he’s unreachable because of a barrier Todoroki’s erected around himself.
  • And with a swell of feelings that makes his chest feel like it’s about to burst, Deku also realizes that he wants to be the person Todoroki doesn’t have barriers with.
  • Which is… wonderful, fantastic, realizing his feelings, but what does he do?! The mild panic in his system that’s now hyper-aware of Todoroki (Tall, sharp-jawed, cool-toned, handsome Todoroki goddamn) seems to be going haywire and he just doesn’t know what to do. He knows Todoroki senses at least some kind of shift in him, since a small rift seems to divide them. They don’t hang out as much anymore, not until Todoroki suggests living together in their young adulthood.
  • The idea terrifies him so what does he do? Blurts out a “YES OF COURSE! I’D LOVE TO!”
  • ALRIGHT CONFESSION TIME I actually !! have no idea how they’d get together!! It would probably be an accident !!
  • The point being, they’re both just so tired of bogging down these feelings that honesty is just so refreshing, no matter what the outcome. Deku probably blurts it first without thinking, as I’ve mentioned before.
  • Dorky cuteness ensues. Also these two are such an awks vigin couple I love it so much?
  • Talk to me about Todoroki looking up dating advice on the internet and cosmopolitan
  • Deku meticulously merging notes on how to ask someone out by studying J-dramas and whatever girly manga he can borrow of Yaomomo

anonymous asked:

Now that we're already talking about sex on here, I have a question to ask. What's your opinion on losing your virginity to a one night stand? I know that there aren't any correct answers to this. And that it's obviously very different from person to person. But I was just wondering what your opinion is?

My opinion is that you do whatever is right for you and whatever you feel comfortable with. It is your body, your viginity and your choice and if you want to lose it as a one night stand, I don’t see anything wrong with that. 

As long as you’re not pressured into anything and it’s entirely your own choice because you feel ready and you want to do it, then I don’t really care how you lose it or to whom. I also have friends who lost their viginity as a one night stand but they were ready and they wanted it like this and have been completely fine with losing it like that after and then there’s nothing wrong with that either. 

There is no “perfect way” or “only way” or “right way” to lose your viginity. It’s whatever is right for you, whatever you feel is right for you. And honestly I’m all about doing what is right for you and having sex for the first time how you want it to be. Whether that’s with someone you meet on a night or it’s a friend, someone you’re dating or you’re waiting until marriage. As long as you do it when you are ready and you do it how you want it to be. 


Takane: You are discusting , Shintaro…

Shintaro: S-SHUT UP!! I misunderstood the question!!!!!!

this blog is turning into askHaruTaka/ShinAya??fuckisthisgood???

anonymous asked:

can you rec some newer, good vigin smut and fluffy smut? <3

these are the newest ones i can think of !!! 

virgin smut:

  • Fingering It Out - virgin!kyungsoo (in one way at least hehehe) being ~helped out~ by his best friend jongin (soothighs’ story ideas are always really creative and hot)
  • Helping Jongin Come - virgin!jongin starring in the rewrite of a classic!
  • Just Out of Reach (oppasbeforeflowers) - virgin!jongin. (that’s basically the whole premise of the fic lol) this is a nice change of pace because jongin is popular without being a player !!!
  • Kyungsoo, The Chinchilla - super innocent virgin!kyungsoo. also hybrid!au and daddy!kink.
  • save room - virgin!jongin… but if you’re looking for sweet innocent smut this is not it /falls over/ but it is really good (aldfdhasda admin y is too awkward to talk about smut)

fluffy smut:

petitition for more fluffy smut fics (or just fluffy fics in general c:)

- Admin Y