vigins

anonymous asked:

Why is your Tsukishima first time so awkward. That’s not how sex goes, especially with someone like Tsukki. You said you were a high schooler, right? Leave NSFW for someone who knows what they’re doing, because you clearly don’t get that NSFW is supposed to be sexy. 

I’m sincerely sorry that I’m old fashioned, and I’m sincerely sorry that I’m about deem every opinion of yours worthless.

Firstly, I’m able to admit I really know nothing about sex. I’m a highschool girl who’s barely even had her first kiss. Although, even if I am just a virgin teenage girl, I know that sex isn’t just “fuck, kiss, flawless cumshot” especially for two kids who are both vigins. Especially for Tsukishima Kei, and if you’ve been reading my blog enough to find Tsukishima’s first time, you KNOW that I write for him in an individual way.

The only way I can explain “why I’m doing it wrong” is this. When I was in fifth grade, I took multiplication tables tests. They had sixty questions and in order to get your name scribbled on a star and lamely hung above the whiteboard, you had to answer all in a minute or under. Naturally the first time I took this quiz, it was overwhelming. I probably only got twenty or so done. However, by October or November, I was a master. I got all sixty done in about fifty seconds and I got my name slapped up onto that board. Although, it was still awkward. I messed up, I made mistakes, but I always improved. Now that I’m a junior, if you handed me one of those quizzes I could finish it in under thirty seconds. Mastery takes time, just like first times aren’t going to be the sexy, PornHub-esque fantasy I know you all crave.

Plus, it would be nice if you didn’t criticise the way I see things. You don’t think I don’t know that I write ‘smut’ differently than this mecha thirsty fangasm crusade desires? I’m not going to answer a request like “Karasuno Team Jack Bukkakkes Kageyama’s Girlfriend In The Locker room NSFW” (I have gotten a request like that before, by the way) Sex isn’t like that for me. Yes, I’m willing to write something a bit sexier, but I can’t articulate things like that. Call me old fashioned, call me vanilla, or boring, or whatever, but I can’t bring myself to write dirty hardcore smut like that. “Kageyama Fucking His Girlfriend In The Locker room?” Sure, I can do that. But as you know, I’m a mecha overthinker, and I don’t know how I would write a situation where a guy just lets all his friends and upperclassmen use his girlfriend. Do you get me? Humans just don’t… work like that. To me, I like to think of these boys as boys, not the sex starved machines they’ve been transformed into by the fandom. They’re boys. Fifteen through eighteen years old. They have hormones and insecurities and fears and they’re all different, and they’re going to be awkward during their first times. They’re teenage fucking boys and I hate that the fandom forgets that. The only problem with this fandom is the tragic oversexualization of sixteen year old boys and god where did we get this assumption that Tsukishima Kei is going to angry fuck his crush up against the locker room wall during their first time and where did this idea that Oikawa Tooru is non-stop bringing girls home and where are all these sex-starved assumptions coming from? As teenagers, they think of sex, of course they do. Raging hormones and all, but as teenagers, they’re awkward. They’re gangly and I’m sure they all have pimples and atrocious body odor and nasty pubic hair and why in the world are we treating them like Sex Gods chiseled out of marble covered with the tears of Aphrodite. THEY’RE TEENAGERS AND THAT’S WHY TSUKISHIMA KEI’S FIRST TIME WASN’T AN ADULT MOVIE. THEY’RE TEENAGERS AND I’M SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT TEENAGERS AREN’T PORNSTARS.

Cheers, mate.

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Takane: You are discusting , Shintaro…

Shintaro: S-SHUT UP!! I misunderstood the question!!!!!!

this blog is turning into askHaruTaka/ShinAya??fuckisthisgood???

anonymous asked:

OMFGOH SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST LOST MY VIGINITY AT A PARTY AND I AM LIKE WTF HE WAS SO SWEET AND HE WAS SUPER GOOD OH MY GOD HE WAS GOOD AND WE HAVE A DATE SATURDAY BUT HE FIXED MY HAIR BEFORE I LEFT AND KISSED MY CHEEK IM IN LOVE HE CALLED ME STUNNING AND HE FLUSHED WHEN HE SAID IT I CANT BREATH IM IN LOVE IM IN LOVE IM IN LOVE

AGHHHHHHHH YE S

oh my god, I was just reading Bastians biography and they said that Basti lost his viginity with 14 years old after going a party.
He said “it was a nice, intense but sadly too short experience”.
I AM CRYING WHY WOULD YOU LET SOMEBODY WRITE THAT IN YOUR BIOGRAPHY HAHA!?
idk did you all know about that ‘cause I’ve never hear about this story :D ?