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how to look like A Delicate Angel
  • wear light colors, like white or cream or dusty pinks and blues
  • thrift flowy skirts and dresses
  • sport small gold or rose gold jewelry 
  • wear pastel velvet chokers 
  • lounge in satin nighties even when you’re alone 
  • wear lace bralettes even when you’re alone 
  • leave your hair down and pin straight or loose curls
  • keep a natural hair color 
  • wear ankle socks with lace 
  • apply shimmery pale eyeshadows 
  • apply light colored lip glosses 
  • buy shimmery lipsticks 
  • use pink blush 
  • wear matte nail polishes
  • put small amounts of body glitter on collarbones 
  • spray airy perfumes on your neck and inner forearms 
  • apply floral scented lotions 
  • be yourself 🌟

Y'all picture hufflepuff Keith and Slytherin lance for a sec

- Keith being one of the only serious quidditch players in the house so his strategy as seeker is just “get the snitch before we can suck so bad it doesn’t matter” and lances is just “score a shit ton of points so it doesn’t matter if Keith catches the snitch”

- “lance I hate you” “ur just salty that I have an actual quidditch team”

- Keith sneaking lance food from the kitchens

- when they’re not in clothes with their house colors people assume they’re each other’s houses and Keith is just like “him??? this boy will sell u to Satan for one corn chip” and lance is like thx babe ily2

- everyone is SHOKED at breakfast one morning when a howler ends up at the hufflepuff table but when Keith opens it it’s just lance screaming about how much he loves his bf and Keith puts his head down for the rest of breakfast

-accidentally wearing each other’s ties to class bc shit yellow and silver and green and black look similar in a mostly dark dormitory

- the first time they spend the night together lance stands at the foot of the bed goes “hey I know this bed belongs to the hufflepuff house but mind if I… slytherin????”

- Keith almost kicks him out

- HOGSMEAD DATES

- Lmao Keith has a subscription to the quibbler so like conspiracy theory Keith lives on in this universe too

- “lance u know I love you but if I could trade u for a nargle siting I would”

- LET KEITH BE CARING AND LET LANCE BE PASSIONATE 2kFOREVER

I think the most hilarious thing about John asking if Sherlock has a boyfriend at Angelos is that at this point Mrs Hudson, Mycroft, and Angelo have all assumed that JOHN is Sherlock’s boyfriend, so like, based on that you’d think John could figure out that Sherlock is gay and single since they all think this random new person could be his bf…. like clearly this man doesn’t have a long-term bf, he literally just asked that so he could suss out if Sherlock is interested