vietnamese stew

CALL ME ISHMAEL

I have, in my 14 years of traveling the world in search of kicks, seen many things. But I want to tell you that my experience during the closing sequence of this episode of PARTS UNKNOWN was, short of watching the birth of my daughter, the most amazing. I hope your TV set is big enough to convey the sense of being where I was, and having something that….large…coming up at you  from the depths. I suspect you’d need an IMAX. Absolutely breathtaking.

Those of us who were not born in Hawaii, who do not live there, can be forgiven, I hope, for imagining it a paradise. It has been sold as such to many a generation of white guys of a certain age: warm, “exotic”, festooned with palm trees both real and on shirts, populated (the brochures would have you believe) by friendly musicians, brimming with the spirit of aloha—and dusky skinned women who dance a lot.

As patiently, as often or as stridently as actual Hawaiians might might want to disabuse us of these notions, pointing out that unemployment on the islands is brutal, that young Hawaiians are finding it nearly impossible to find affordable housing in the communities they were born, that traffic gets worse every year, we have a hard time seeing anything but gin clear water, green mountains and the kind of place we’d like to die: drifting off in a hammock perhaps, the sound of ukuleles in the distance, the only immediate sign of death the shaker glass full of Mai Tai that falls from our liver spotted hand. 

And it is those things, surely: a place where a gentleman such as myself might spend the rest of his years, padding about in a sarong, smoking extravagantly good weed, eating pig in many delicious, delicious forms. But Hawaii is actually much, much cooler than we know. MUCH cooler. It’s both the most American place left in America (in the best and worse senses of that word) and the least American place (in only the best sense). It’s Main Street America in so many ways—socially conservative, family oriented, fairly straight laced in its appetites, suspicious of outsiders, and shot through with all the usual suspects of American business you’d want and need and expect from Wasilla to Waco to St. Paul. 

And it’s also, deliriously, deliciously, not American at all: its spine, its DNA, its soul, the descendants of warrior watermen—the original people who navigated their way across the Pacific and settled the islands– and Okinawans, mainland Japanese. Chinese, Filipinos, Vietnamese—a glorious stew similar to some of my other favorite deep gene pools, Singapore and Malaysia, where two people meeting at a party, have to inquire each others’ parents were—and where they might have come from to untangle the question of exactly who’s who. Everybody too mixed up to hate anybody in particular. This fits in nicely to my probably naive theory that we can all bone our way to world peace eventually, but thats another matter. 

Point is: how can you not love a place that embraces Taco Rice? What a journey that dish has made: a fake Mexican dish created by Okinawans for homesick non-Mexican American GI’s, eventually embraced by the Japanese, the spoor then migrating back to America, to be embraced anew. Or SPAM musubi? Does mutated, cargo cult cuisine get any better? SPAM noodles? Chicken katsu with potato macaroni salad? Every great culture, eventually, throws a pig or other large animal into a hole in the ground—and the Hawaiian version is, unsurprisingly, particularly delicious, but it’s the beef patty with shiny gravy, the mash ups of Japanese and American diner, Filipino and Vietnamese that make me happiest. The food, at every level, from casual to fine dining, by fully exploiting the awesomeness of that cultural mix, gets better and better and better every year.

The place where I was happiest in Hawaii was the place everybody (native Hawaiians included) insisted that I would probably be least happy—or least welcome: Moloka’i. Those proud, tough, obstinate, mother****ers (and I mean that in the most admiring sense I could possibly use that word) are exactly the kind of people we need to save us all from the worst of “progress”. We need people like that in post-Bloomberg New York. Bubba Gump and The FieriDome would have never dared to soil my beloved city—and Donald Trump would be regularly punched in the face. In short, paradise. 

I was treated with enormous kindness and generosity everywhere I went—nowhere more so than Moloka’i. My ignorance and naive preconceptions tolerated with patience and good grace. This is one haole who feels very, very honored and grateful for the many kindnesses shown me.

A special thanks to the man, the legend, Shep Gordon, talent manager extraordinaire, the man who can, it can be credibly maintained, single handedly moved chefs from their powerless huddle in the back stairs service entrance, to the big stage—and changed the world many times over. He was my host with the absolute most in Maui. If you have not seen Mike Myers’  film about Shep’s outrageously extraordinary life, SUPERMENSCH , you should do so immediately. 

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Bò Kho (Vietnamese Beef Stew)

Prep Time: 20-30 mins

Cook Time: 1 hour 20min

Ingredients:

  • 2  lbs beef shank or your choice of beef
  • ½ lbs carrot ***accidentally wrote 1 ½ lbs previously!***
  • 1 med brown onion
  • 2 - 3 bulbs of garlic
  • 5 tbs ketchup (or tomato sauce/tomato paste)
  • ¼ cup green onion ***accidentally wrote ½ cup previously***
  • ¼ cup cilantro ***accidentally wrote ½ cup previously***
  • 3 pods of star anise
  • 1 tbs salt
  • 1 tbs sugar
  • 2 tbs soy sauce
  • 5 tbs cooking oil
  • 1 tsp paprika or cayenne pepper
  • 1 tbs cooking wine
  • 6 cups water

The Prep - About 30 mins

  1. Cut beef into ½ inch x 1 inch chunks
  2. Mince garlic
  3. In a large bowl mix in beef, salt, sugar, soy sauce, ½ tbs garlic, star anise, cooking wine. Marinade for 20-30 mins.
  4. Peel carrots and cut into 1 inch rolling wedges
  5. Cut brown onions into 1 inch squares
  6. Chop green onions
  7. Chop cilantro
  8. Zone out while mom tells you to practice your Vietnamese so you can try acting in Vietnam because they’re making so many movies over there. 

The Fun Part - About 1 hour 20 mins

  1. In a large saucepan, add 5 tbs oil over medium heat
  2. Add ½ tbs garlic and stir for 2 mins. Add paprika and stir for 1 min.
  3. Add the marinated beef, ketchup and saute for 10 mins
  4. Add 6 cups of water and bring to a boil for 10 mins
  5. Cover with lid, bring heat to low-medium and simmer for 45 mins.
  6. Add carrots, cover and simmer for additional 10 mins.
  7. Add onions and simmer for 1 min

Garnish with cilantro and green onions. My mom prefers serving it with baguettes but I don’t mind eating it with rice once in awhile. 

Any suggestions on this recipe? Please let us know! 

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She cooks. I shoot. We eat. We post.

I dunno, I guess it was pretty hot in the suburbs today. But that didn’t stop me from cooking some yum Vietnamese beef stew (a.k.a., bo kho) for dinner. Actually, I prepped everything this morning during the boy’s violin lesson, then let the slow cooker do its magic.

One day, Imma write a book of slow cooker recipes called “Mush” cuz everything that’s cooked in a slow cooker looks like and/or has the texture of mush. Which is to say, slow cooker eats are deloycious, obvs! Especially to those of us who don’t like to and/or don’t wanna chew and stuff. I mean, who doesn’t lurve melt-in-yo-mouth morsels of meat products and veggies, amirite?

Busy daddy said tonight’s bo kho was awight. The boy said it was meh. I say, Viva la Mush!!!

To celebrate the Lunar New Year, Asian peeps usually eat noodles and eggs to signify good health and long life. For the regular new year, the Busy-Lazy boys usually eat noodles and eggs, too, partly cuz we like noodles and eggs, but mostly cuz we usually forget to eat noodles and eggs on the Lunar New Year.

For our 2014 new year dinner, I made Vietnamese beef stew (known as bo kho) with rice noodles. It’s super-easy to make! Here’s how:

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