video to come later i mean what

Things the Hogwarts Houses say

(loosely based on conversations I’ve had/overheard)

Hufflepuff -

  • “If you don’t start singing along to High School Musical with me in under 30 seconds you will no longer be my best friend" 
  •  "I swear on my chicken nuggets-”
  • “Yes I made that joke up by my self - no it’s not from Spongebob Squarepants how dARE YOU-”
  • “Speaking of Spongebob can we just take a few moments to discuss how much of a masterpiece that first movie was please”
  • “Ah yes, it’s 3 in the morning, time to get emotional and tell all my friends how much I love them”
  • “You made me chocolate??? Oh my God I love you so much thank you I’ll have some right no - THIS HAS RAISINS IN IT YOU TRICKED ME
  • “Oh my God yeah I saw that movie, my favourite part was when - oh shit wait there’s this adorable kitten video I meant to show you last week and I completely forgot let me get it up on my phone”
  • “Sorry I’m late I was up all night watching those videos where kids get surprised with puppies”
  • “Are you awake? Great, let’s start planning our future homes together, I have a pinterest board ready”
  • “This is my favourite photo album! It’s full of photos of all the cats and dogs I’ve made friends with on my walks, I’ve even given them all names”
  • (crying) “Stop calling me emotional God damn it”

Ravenclaw -

  •  "Of course I remember you said you liked the colour red, you told me at like 1:35 am last year in May"
  • “What? Simplifying equations? No, I can’t help with that but I do know all the words to every Simpsons episode in the first 5 seasons if that helps"
  • “Sorry I really can’t go out today. No I’m fine, I’m just stressed I’m doing something important. I’m trying to memorise all the words to this documentary about frogs - What? Yes of course it’s important!”
  • “I discovered and fully analysed that meme 3 weeks ago, step up your game”
  • “What do you mean why do I have a folder full of strategic plans on how to succeed at animal crossing, that’s not weird?”
  • “Sir, I don’t mean to be rude but I’ve been doing my own research and you’re getting all of this wrong. Well yes I know I’m not the teacher here but - Yes, actually, I’d love to teach the class my self I’ve already made a lesson plan, thank you”
  • No, I won’t come and see Jurassic World with you. Because it’s completely unrealistic! Do you have any idea what dinosaurs are actually supposed to have sounded and looked like? Even adult velociraptors weren’t meant to be that b - OK you know what, I will come, but I’ll be pointing out every single problem to you. No, it’s too late, you already invited me. I’m buying our tickets right now, don’t move”
  • “You really think you can beat me at Mario Kart? I have spent YEARS studying this game and honing my skills, spending hours upon hours training until my hands cramp and even my tv is judging the amount of time I’ve spent playing and you think YOU can beat me? Let’s fucking go
  • “I think these guys think I want to murder them because I followed them home but it’s only because I overheard them talking about what would happen if Pokemon is real and I wanted to see how good their logic was”
  • “Shut up? Shut up? I haven’t shut up for 17 years and I’m not about to start now”
  • (crying) "I just want Shakespeare’s ghost to be proud of me”

Gryffindor - 

  • “I’d love to have a sleepover but it can only be when there’s a thunderstorm so we can dance in the rain, let me check the weather forecast”
  • “Did that bee just try and sting you? COME BACK HERE BEE YOU COWARD I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP - wait shit no run”
  • "What did you say? Don’t touch it? Alright.” (touches it as soon as the person turns away) “Sucker”
  • “Whaaat? Someone wrote on the desk? No it wasn’t me I would never do th - My name was there? Well, I’m not the only one in the world with my na - My surname was there too? What are the chances?!”
  • “Help me I started saying lmao ironically and I can’t stop”
  • “Before you say anything it wasn’t me - unless it was something awesome then I definitely planned the whole thing”
  • Excuse me? They said what to you? … I have to go for a second, I just remembered something completely unrelated. No, no, I’m not taking this fork with me for any particular reason”
  • “Um, did you just tell me it’s impossible to sing along to a guitar solo? Stand back. Your mind is about to get blown”
  • “I am so not drunk! I’m completely drunk! … Wait shit I meant sober”
  • “I’M SO PROUD OF YOU AAAH LET ME HUG YOU! I’M NOT LETTING GO FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS, GET COMFORTABLE BITCH”
  • “I bet I can stay up for longer than you - what no I’m not tired shut up - nO THAT WASN’T A YAWN I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WAS TIRED - SEE I DID IT AGAIN TOTALLY ON PURPO - ok fuck you I’m going to sleep”

Slytherin - 

  • “Oh my God, just tell me what you did already so I can start complaining”
  • “Sorry, I didn’t catch that. Did you say STOP saying fuck, or KEEP ON saying fuck?”
  • “Over your dead body? I was hoping you’d say that”
  • “If you even LOOK at them one more time I will take a stick as big as your ego and stick it right up your-”
  • “Don’t come near me or - OK fine, we can snuggle for exactly 15 minutes. I’m setting a timer now”
  • “Hey, I saw you posted a picture of us on instagram yesterday where my eyeliner isn’t completely straight? You’re gonna have to delete that, if anyone thinks my eyeliner isn’t drop dead perfect every day and that I’m not a literal make up goddess I’ll lose my reputation as the Regina George of the school”
  • “But keep the one where I’m wearing no make up so that all those bitches know I still kill it without trying”
  • “Oh come on, you know I’d never do anything to embarrass you! Speaking of which, that video I posted on youtube the other day of you falling down the flight of escalators in the shopping centre has reached over 1000 views”
  • “My dad told me tattoos were trashy so I got a giant tattoo saying ‘trashy’ on my back I’ll send you his reaction later”
  • “I’m not a sentimental person but if you touch my teddy bear I will turn you into a stuffed trophy to put next to him”
  • “What do you mean I look smug this is my normal face”

It is strange, that men are so easily familiar with telling girls what we want. A narrative that seemed unshakable, a golden crown that touched any head who wanted our satisfaction.

Girls want jerks. They care too much about cars and looks.

our love of cars has nothing to do with men; a corvette has never made me want to sleep with someone when i could be driving. we develop methods of avoiding the predators; call them fuckboys, tell her not to answer. We develop a single look shared between two girls; an immediate stay back or i’ll step in if you need help that comes in the shadow of shallow men. and those of us who fall for the wrong man: we never dreamed our lives would be full of this, our love turning bitter - and we’re blamed for it.

Girls don’t want nice guys.

I am dating a genuinely kind person when I’m told this. when he approached me in the library he was banking on hope; becomes angry in the moment i refuse him gently. i watch him transform and i’m trapped by the desk: he goes from nice to cruel in a matter of seconds. he tells me i’m ignorant, that he could have been there for me, been there until the end. he doesn’t need to meet my boyfriend. i’m just incapable of making my own decisions because of my silly hind brain that belongs to all women. It is the first exchange I have with him and the last one. i am now a “dumb bitch” forever on his list, sadly “one of them” even though frankly i don’t mind it.

drunk girls are asking for it.

drunk girls have to have perfect habits; go out in pairs together, tell each other goals and secrets, promise at the start of the night that they’ll be going home together even if the other one has to pick up the pieces. count liquor in secret codes, say, i’m just going to the bathroom with my girl so later we can say i just want to go home; drunk girls get caught and when we say do you want him they say no, take me home, i do not.

girls just want someone who compliments them.

he follows her from class to class, eyes wide but mouth never speaking. he texts her under the desk and i see her shudder, just a little, but visibly. later when we’re drunk we’ll laugh about how he talks about her glorious titties but for now he’s posting on facebook about how women are shallow and know nothing. in the meantime, i watch her flinch every time she meets his eyes. in the last message he sends, he tells her, fine bitch, you were ugly the whole time and i never meant any of it. later on his blog he’ll talk about how he hates these stupid women.

girls in tight clothes are flaunting it. 

girls just want to get home in one piece. we wear baggy clothes and are harassed for being slovenly in the same train station that we were harassed for looking nice for a moment. we stand just a little closer to each other when the words start coming. men look at videos of women being catcalled and they scoff and say, can you blame him? and are surprised when we say, yes, i can, they tell us that they know what we mean when we wear a black turtleneck. what we mean? we just want to get home in this.

girls want an alpha male. girls want someone who puts them in their place. girls want a real man, girls want an asshole, girls want violence.

girls don’t believe in the alpha male myth because girls spent too much time studying wolves from middle school to college; girls would rather be a wolf than put up with this. girls believe their place is just where they are, for as long as they want to belong there; girls are quite fine making their own place; girls would like their place to be the white house. girls want girls. girls want someone who will love them, the way most people do. they just want to be alive and have a good time of it. 

but then, i don’t know if all girls do. because we’re not one hind brain, not one orb of desire that can be cracked by following an equation that someone developed by making up rules; put in nice, use compliments, send dick pic and hope she falls in love with you. there’s no right way and that’s the fact of it. treat us like we’re people. like we each want different things. like we have something new called a personality.

“I know what women want,” the man announces, “trust me.”

To those wondering why fans “left, ignored, and hated” Hello back in 2013;

NU’EST debuted with a song about fighting back bullying, about gaining confidence to stand up to bullies. This was a new scene for kpop as a boygroup singing and showing actual bullying. Face was an instant hit; NUEST was more popular than exo, btob, and bap (imagine that). Then Action came not long after debut. Another societal issue song. Not so much a hit, but kept with a theme of standing up to whoever is putting you down. This seemed to keep previous fans still on boat the nu’est waves. Then nu’est came to around october of the same debut year with a fan video of Sandy and Not Over You; both songs of the same album of Action. Cute- and completely different than its title track counterpart- you could see how people didnt like their shocking new image. Two title tracks of fighting back, with cute surprise videos? Not much hype went on unless you were an international fan who genuinely loved the way they portrayed the song with the surprise videos. I mean, one video was about them hanging out and buying their fans things the entire day! What was so bad about it? 

Then…the wait for Hello. No one knew this song was going to be a hit for genuine fans, and I mean genuine because…well…you’ll later read on.

Teasers, photos, etc etc was hyping up tumblr LOVEs. This song was going to give nu’est a new breakthrough. This was going to give them more popularity than the last. Same year debut groups were doing cute videos while older groups were doing more hip hop and serious love damaging songs and videos.. Nu’est wasnt hopping on trend and instead, was coming out with a ballad still true to their actual name “NU Establish Style Tempo” (emphasis on NU and STYLE). nuest, no matter what song, has always had a similar beat to every song before Hello, and to this day, continue the same beats that make a nuest song be…well…nuest. An almost soft dubstep beat. Go ahead, listen to all of their songs and pay attention to the beat. Hello was a ballad, but carried such a beat along with it that made it different than other ballads. At least to me that is. But even though the song was a nuest song, with its beat screaming NUEST, fans in Korea and even international fans, didnt like it.

Hello became the downfall. Fans around the world (a lot, but not enough to tear nuest and us down!) began to complain. Hello wasnt a song about fighting societal issues. It was deemed to be like any other love song. Boring. Same as everyone. Not NUEST. But, that was the thing about being a nuest fan. What even IS nuest? Does their acronym not mean new style of music? From what I remember….

NU'EST stands for ‘NU(New), Establish, Style, Tempo’, signifying how they are creating a new style to the music.“ 1TheK description on debut song FACE.

From my point of view, NUEST WAS NEVER MEANT TO STAY THE SAME. Changing, always changing. That is nuest. And because of such a drastic change from anti-bullying and taking actions towards those against you to losing a woman they loved, this brought harsh declines in sales. Hello was the first to bring hardly any album sales out of the two already out. This was the turning point. Fans left, ignored, and hated Hello. People who were not fans but followed nuest, left to see them fall to the ground.

Again, this was not a nu’est song. From what I remember back in 2013, people justified this song as the complete opposite of what nuest IS and should be. Blaming pledis and the boys for doing a song not usual to their two other albums. My argument since 2013? NUEST was never meant to be the same all of the time. We should have expected them to change, just like how every other group on this earth changes styles. Why was nuest the only exception to not being able to change? Well, to “fans” in that era, it was reasonable. And since then, nuest has still been changing with every song they come out with, doing everything they can to please us who are already supporting them, while trying to reach out to their homeland and gain fans there as well. nu’est never stopped for anyone. They kept going and going and fighting on despite the decline in every song they came out with. Of course Overcome was the turning point to show a better and improved ‘nuest’ to the public, but it was still never the same like before Hello.

I rambled on so much I dont know how to end this. but here you go. What I believe and remember from what happened during the time that Hello was a forgotten soul of a song. And why its so important to listen to the remix that came out today, because of its history and deep depth of hurt that it caused our boys. This song has resurrected and it has slayed.

It’s Time To Talk About Darkiplier Part 1

Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 |

The concept of his character is so fascinating and the lengths you could go to whether in video form or game form are endless.

Before we start this off let me list the facts as told to us by @markiplier himself really quick before we continue.

@rubies-and-oaktrees posted a transcript of the livestream here

  • Darkiplier is an entirely different person/separate entity from Mark.
  • He doesn’t obey the laws of physics. 
  • He exists in another world entirely and bleeds through into this one.
  • Admires what Mark has accomplished. 
  • Darkiplier is a social manipulator.
  • He leads you into a false sense of security.
  • He wants you to trust him because he wants to take advantage of you.
  • Darkiplier is unstable in a very literal sense and not entirely kept together.
  • Darkiplier resides within a physical human suit.
  • Darkiplier casts no shadow

@littlemissmitsukihorenake posted THIS

I implore you to read it because a lot of what I’m going to talk about is in agreeance with what @littlemissmitsukihorenake posted.

The thing I love most about A Date With Markiplier is that it can be considered a ‘one time thing’ but at the same time if they wanted to Mark & the team could easily use this universe to continue from where they left off and create continuity if they were to ever choose to do so.

I want to talk about my favorite route in A Date With Markiplier and it’s what I like to call the “Stuck With Darkiplier” route

To get this route quickly you must choose:

  • PAY
  • HORROR
  • FREEDOM!
  • LEFT

In this route a lot of interesting things happen.

THE FOLLOWING BELOW IS THEORY THAT IS NOT 100% CONFIRMED

It is HEAVILY implied that you fall into a multidimensional trap and therefore Darkiplier gains control over this reality and traps Mark somewhere.

As you can see reality begins to separate and Mark is nowhere to be seen and this version of yourself is officially under the influence of Darkiplier.

Ok I know things are starting to get weird but stay with me here guys

Now Mark disappearing could mean anything from Dark throwing him into a broom closet to trapping him inside of another reality or something else entirely.

I’ll talk more about that theory at a later date.

At one point during the FREEDOM! video Darkiplier places you both right outside of the warehouse/prison and then the REAL Mark attacks him.

Now clearly Darkiplier is surprised by this turn of events because he says

“What the hell?! Where’d you come from? How did you get out of there?!”

That’s actually a great question Dark!

Where the hell DID Mark actually come from?

I do believe I know the answer to this question!

What ACTUALLY happened is a different Mark appeared from a different reality.

The version of yourself that chooses a COMPLETELY different route leads a different version of the REAL Mark right to you.

Confusing right?

Bear with me because if you choose the following route:

  • DON’T PAY
  • DON’T ATTACK
  • PICK LOCK
  • STAY TOGETHER
  • EXIT

Darkiplier traps you in a time loop.

Now originally I assumed he did this just to be a dick and while that might be part of it there’s another more important reason he did this and that was to eliminate creating a paradox.

Because you can’t be in two places at once.

Unfortunately for Dark this is the moment he probably realizes he has fucked up because Mark from the “Stuck with Darkiplier” reality ISN’T IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE.

We actually don’t know for sure what Darkiplier actually did with your version of Mark so what happens then?

This causes Time Loop You to disappear back into the time loop leaving behind a most likely very confused Time Loop Mark to exit the warehouse/prison and realize you’re gone and turn to see…

You guessed it!

Darkiplier and a different version of you.

So all comedy aside with Tyler showing up with a picture of Mark over his face

Is Time Loop Mark.

He exits the time loop; sees Darkiplier and attacks him but then you have to choose which one to shoot.

Shooting RIGHT Mark kills Darkiplier’s physical human suit and you continue your date with Time Loop Mark instead and he asks you out again and the video ends.

Now we can dive deeper into the theory that when you look down at the table and reality starts to become distorted and you look back up you don’t see Darkiplier but this can either be written off as nothing for the sake of comedic effect

OR

Darkiplier still has influence over that reality but his physical form is dead.

Maybe he’s trying to get you to let him in?

Maybe Mark isn’t as innocent as we think he is, maybe he knows more than he’s letting on?

Who knows.

Regardless, moving on!

If you shoot Mark on the LEFT the Darkiplier storyline continues and Darkiplier continues to exist in his physical human suit within this reality and you get stuck with him.

FOREVER

Time Loop Mark dies and you assume you’re screwed because Mark can’t save you now.

Or can he?

If the Mark that attacks Darkiplier is from a different reality…

Where did the Mark from your reality go?

That’s a question to be answered for another time.

anonymous asked:

em when u say the next dinof video is dan coming out (i agree and my heart is happy for him!) do u mean he's gonna be like I like boys they're good or he's gonna be like I like phil he's good or both or maybe I like boys first n I like phil later?

personally i think it would be more of an “i like boys” kind of video, or something that hints at his romantic attraction to boys like talking about his crushes on cute boys with abs or something. he could mention phil here and there who knows what he has in mind

@yanderedev, Yandere Dev! It’s totally fine if a build and/or video gets delayed! 

Osana: B-baka! Your health is more important then a “deadline” that you created! Even if it is tradition!

Oka: Y-yeah… You should… take c-care of yourself…

Ayano: The fans want the game, but we want you to be healthy. Don’t work yourself to death.

Midori: I know you’ve told me not to suggest things, but maybe take some occasional short breaks while working? Get a snack, drink some water (or juice), stretch, do what you need to do. And if you start to lose focus, turn on some video game soundtracks! It’s been proven that video game soundtracks help you focus on the task at hand! And make sure to get plenty of rest!

I hope I am not annoying you, Yan-Dev. I just want to tell you that you have my full support. If you haven’t been able to update the game, post a video, or make progress in the game in a while, just do what I do: make a small apology post! I’m sure everyone would understand! I really hope I do not come off as bothersome, but you seemed like you needed a little pick-me-up! I know you’re doing your best, Yan-Dev, and I know that you’re busy. But please, take care of yourself. Remember, as stated above, your health and well-being is more important than anything! Even if it means the game gets developed later than you first planned. You’re doing a great job! Keep it up! :) - Mod Saki

what the FUCK is up with the blood video 

 I have a few questions

  1. What was bob writing on mikey
  2. why did bob have tape
  3. where did the dog come from
  4. is that franks dog
  5. why was there a dog
  6. who invited girls to ignore them
  7. why does ray and frank do nothing but play with dog
Three weeks later...

Sombra: Hey Sparrow!

Genji: What do you want, Sombra?”

Sombra: About a few weeks ago, the video I took-

Genji: YOU TOOK VIDEO??? YOU ROTTEN LITTLE-

Sombra: Chill, will ya?? Look, I erased it.

Genji: Y-You did?…What game are you playing at?

Sombra: Yeah, with what’s coming, even I have to say I went to far.

Genji: What do you mean “what’s coming”? What are you talking about?

Sombra: I let her tell you.

Genji: Sombra, what’s going on?

Mercy enters

Mercy: Genji, I have wonderful news!!

Genji: Angela?? What’s happening? What’s Som-

Angela: I’M PREGNANT!!!

Genji: *stares*

Angela: G-Genji?

Genji: I’M GONNA BE A PAPA!!! I’M GONNA BE A DADDY!!!

Sombra: *smirks* Take care, Sparrow. Be a good daddy.

Topp Dogg: S/O is pregnant

Sangdo:

As soon as he hears the news, he can’t stop smiling. The excitement of finally – finally ­– being able to have a child with you exudes off him. Once the two of you have told your family and some friends – he basically gushes to the other members – Sangdo is sitting you down on the couch as he pulls up the internet on his phone.

“We have to start looking at baby names! We can’t just come up with it when the baby is coming!”

Yano:

He might not freak out and hug you, but expect lots and lots of affection. Yano will kiss you once you tell him you’re pregnant and then rush off to inform all necessary parties (i.e. – your parents, his parents, other family members, the topp dogg guys). When everyone has been told the happy news, you’ll find Yano sitting on the couch or in the kitchen, spacing out about the fact that it was happening. But then he’ll snap back to it and shower you in attention for the rest of the nine months.

Nakta:

As a man of few words, he doesn’t say anything when you spit out that you’re pregnant. It wasn’t supposed to happen that way anyhow, but hey, the sooner he knows the better. A smile pulls at his lips, though otherwise he turns his attention back to the show he’s watching. That is, until it sinks in that you’re pregnant, and he’s shooting up from his spot and looming over you in an instant. His smile will grow even wider as he hugs you and mumbles about how excited he is that you two are finally having a kid.

Xero:

Xero is a mix of Nakta and Yano. Hearing the statement, he doesn’t really register what you’ve said until you repeat yourself. By then, his eyes widen and he’s rushing to hug you and kiss you all over your face. He starts talking about how it was about time before kneeling to kiss your belly and mumble to your – obviously not even really developed – child.

“You made us wait a long time to finally have you. You’re worth it though.”

*ignore captions*

Hansol:

This mushy, loving boy feels his heart skip a beat and sink at the same time. While he’s happy that you two are finally having a kid, he’s unhappy that he’s so far away, having to hear the news over a video call. Nonetheless, Hansol sends all sorts of love and affection, chatting excitedly about baby names and what your kid will look like. You’ll likely come home a day or two later to find six packages at your apartment, a note taped to the top that says he wanted to get all the baby clothes first.

“Our kid has to look spectacular. I mean, they’re going to be my child anyway.”

A-Tom:

Instantly starts smiling and dancing around. It had taken you both so long, and for some time he was worried that you two might never have kids. Not that it really worried him, since he knew he would love you the same and, hey, you could always adopt! Hearing your watery confession sparked his own tears, but he didn’t think anything of it as he still beamed and wiggled around.

P-Goon:

The news catches him off guard, mainly because he doesn’t hear it from you. He’s in the middle of an interview when the MC asks him how his wife was doing, and whether the two of you were excited to have kids. While the question itself hurts, seeing as how you struggled to get pregnant, he smiles and goes onto a tangent about how perfect his life was right now, baby or no. The MC is the one who shows him a post one of your parents made on Twitter, showing a beaming you as you hold up a sign that reads ‘I’m pregnant’. His smile grows on his face again, but he doesn’t do much else. At least not during the interview, since him screaming and crying might be a bit much.

“Ah, well I guess my life could expand in its perfection.”

Hojoon:

You think Hojoon must be having some kind of moment when he merely stares back at you after you tell him the doctor said you were pregnant. Part of you wants to wave your hand in his face and another part wants to run away and cry because his silence makes you think the worst. After two more seconds of tense silence, his mouth starts moving and he pours out facts and statistics about how you two would need to be extra careful and that you should start looking for names now and- Basically, he’s like a broken machine, wandering around as he lets his excitement get mixed into his growing knowledge of babies.

“Did you know that it’s proven that listening to classical music in the womb or hearing you speak can cause rapid brain growth in a child?”

“Hojoon, I don’t think that’s right.”

B-Joo:

If his initial response isn’t screaming in joy and hugging you, then something must be wrong. You don’t even get to finish your sentence before he’s got you wrapped in his arms and is twirling you around. His voice can probably be heard down on the street, making you laugh as you hide your face in his shoulder. B-Joo is breathless, starting to scramble to tell everyone he knows as he keeps chanting that he can’t believe this is happening. When he finally manages to calm down – only a little though – his smile won’t leave his face.

“This is…the best day of my life. I swear. Our kid is going to be great.”

What really was Warner Bros. up to around 2009~2010? I mean…

Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue!(~2008) was a… um… failure(I admit it), and the two direct-to-video movies, the Goblin King(2008) and the Samurai Sword(2009), that followed were, um, just what they were doing for some years. Same old stuff. That was the end of the 3rd gen. direct-to-video movies. 

Then September 2009 we get THIS,

and just some days later they give us THIS GAME,

and February 2010 we get Abracadabra-Doo, the beginning of the wonderful era of 4th gen. direct-to-video movies and anyway generally super awesomeness (come on, you can’t find many 2D animated movies for kids in THAT quality nowadays, and they have been doing that for years)

and two months later, THIS THING starts to air

… I mean, I don’t think many franchises do THAT aggressive… What made WB go so crazy about SD then?? Why they believed in them? Hmm.

THANKFUL - Zerkaa/Josh

Requested? - Nope.
Word count? -
Warnings? - There might be swear word in there somewhere
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Funny story about this little imagine, i don’t ever remember writing this. I was just about to go start writing right now when I came across this and I actually liked it so enjoy :)
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Hanging out with the boys was always something you look forward to. Until now. You always had such a great relationship with every single one of them and being shy around each other was prohibited. It was known very well across the group that there were no secrets and no lies and you’ve always kept that deal. Until now.

Walking into the house hesitantly, you threw your keys on the surprisingly clean kitchen counter calling out for the little man himself, Tobi. He invited you over to pick up some more merch since you always got first picks. Tobi was also the only one who knew about the dirty little secret you shared with Josh.

A couple nights ago, the boys held a random party inviting everyone they knew. Obviously, it wasn’t much of a party without a few drunk people thrown around. You and josh happened to be amongst that group. Throughout the night you guys Insubconsciously flirted together. One thing led to another and he was taking you in the downstairs bathroom just footsteps away from all the action. Anyone could’ve been just outside but luckily for you, there wasn’t. After your charades you had both sobered up an impressive amount. Enough for both of you to realize that josh had spilled his feelings for you in a way that was never expected. You being the nervous drunk mess you always get, ran from him. Dashed out the door and left the half naked boy leaning against the sink with his self esteem plummeting to hell and his whole world along with it.

You’ve tried to change things and talk to him but he only ever brushes you off. Explaining to him that you were too drunk to understand was the hardest challenge you’ve came across while being in this clique. He was stubborn. Unwilling to have a conversation with you based on the pure fact that you made a mistake.

“Hey, Tobi! I made it!” You squeezed your best friend tightly.

“I can see that. Let’s go load your things up into the trunk and then we can chill and maybe you can help me film some videos with josh?” He asked.

You knew this was a dilemma for the both of you but the hopeful smile that Tobi was holding told you that you couldn’t say no. I mean, who could?

“Yeah, of course. Anything for you” you flashed a smile in his direction.

After loading up your trunk with boxes and random things he threw in, you were sent on a mission. To go fetch josh for the videos.

Nervously, you made your way across the top floor to reach his room. You breathed in deeply, unaware of what borders could be crossed within the next few minutes. You ended up knocking a couple seconds later figuring the sooner the better. This wasn’t the case though.

“Come in” you heard a low voice allow.

“Hey, Josh. Tobi told me to come get you so you guys can film some videos but before that, uhm, can we talk? Please?” You begged in possibly the softest voice you’ve ever used. You wanted nothing but to make things right between you guys and you knew you were not taking no for an answer this time.

“No. I think it would be better if we just went down there. Don’t want to leave him waiting.” He insisted, obviously not in any mood to see or hear you.

You put your hand on his shoulder and looked him straight in his (green?) eyes.
“Josh, listen.” You started, “ I know what I did that night was completely unforgivable and wrong but I want you to understand that I didn’t mean to walk out on you. I wasn’t not interested but I was just caught off guard and scared. It was never my intentions to hurt you and I hope you understand that.”

Turning his face to the side, he let out an almost incoherent, “Too late.” This broke your heart. Shattered it into pieces. It felt like your whole chest was being ran over by a semi truck and then backed up onto and with the slightest amount of light you could see a single tear escape his eye.

“Josh, I-” He yanked his body away from yours immediately starting to leave.

“ I don’t want to hear anything from you. I tried and it’s obvious you don’t feel the same way about me as I do you. Just leave. Tell Tobi I’ll be out in a minute.” Josh demanded with silent tears. You never noticed how strongly he felt about you.

“No, Josh. I’m not going to leave you in here alone to cry. You aren’t going to cry either because I like you. I like you as much, if not more, than you like me. I was always scared to ruin our friendship and that’s why I walked out on you that night. Seeing you almost everyday and having you ignore me has been pure hell, Josh, and damn am I sorry. I don’t want you to hate me and I don’t want you to hold grudges. I know you’re the one I want to be with and you should give it a chance because you know how I really am.”

You made eye contact with him but he was never easy to read. You had no idea what was going through his mind or how this was going to turn out. In fact, you were kind of scared. Josh has never been one for feelings in all of the 4 ½ years that you’ve known him. This was a whole new road of your friendship.

Thinking things were going to turn for the worst, he engulfed you in the biggest, most comfy hug you’ve ever experienced.

“You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to hear you say that. I want to give us a chance. I want to give YOU a chance.”

And at this moment, you realized that you were lucky enough to know the most kind person in the world. Although your ride to get to this moment WAS bumpy, you couldn’t have been more thankful for it.

kaolincash  asked:

one time i saved the url of a youtube video to a text file and named it "put baked potato but don't" and like two years later i found it and was like "what is this" so i opened it and followed the link but the video had been removed. ever since that day i have had a burning desire to uncover the truth behind "put baked potato but don't" and it tears me up inside. it is my one dream, my one true desire; to discover what it means to put baked potato but don't.

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Imagine a better neighbor?// Imagine Joji// Imagine Filthy Frank// Imagine Pink Guy. For anon <3

“The move toward realism began in Florence in the country of Italy…!” you try to speak loudly over all of the strange yelps and yelling coming from the apartment next to you. Room after room, you’ve tried moving but it’s just as loud in every room.

“Please just go ask them to keep it down, i really can’t think” Marina says, josh nodding in agreement. This was the worst study group session yet, and you’d tried Josh’s mothers house as well, she has eleven cats and the county was fixing the water main in the basement. The guy next door didn’t seem strange when you moved in… He had gotten in the way when you were bringing up some boxes, and caused you to drop them.

“Oh shit, I’m so sorry i didn’t see you” He said, he had a very deep voice. You let him help you with a couple of boxes but he seemed nervous, and that made you nervous, so you told him you could handle it. The guy was cute, he had dark hair, and dark eyes. Slim body, and broad shoulders, as far as you could tell in the grey sweater he was wearing.

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Joshua roommates!au
  • multilingual roommate
  • switches from korean to english in 0.2 seconds
  • “stop proving that i’m dumb!! i’m gonna learn twelve languages and tHEN I’LL MAKE YOU PAY”
  • uses korean to tell you that u r cute and when u ask what that means he just goes “ha it means that u lazy get up from the floor and help me pick a movie :))”
  • half sweetheart half meme
  • does the running man challenge to go to the bathroom
  • has a new motivational quote every morning believe me okay this is a fact
  • also your entire family + friends adore him and it’s awesome okay it’s not like this could become a problem
  • LIES
  • “your mom just texted me a video of you snoring haha this is going on my instagram”
  • “she did what”
  • “yeah and your best friend told me about that time she drew over your face with ketchup—”
  • “just stop”
  • apparently all the people around you put “making joshua laugh” on a higher place than “protecting y/n’s image” in their priority list
  • plays the guitar when you feel sad
  • and when you feel happy/angry/bored/dead
  • just….. plays the guitar
  • but your relatioship can overcome the constant music in the background okay nothing to fear
  • you sending him pictures of cats and using “it u” as a caption
  • so yeah one day you are out with your friends and one of them asks you the meaning behind joshua’s last video and you are like ?? i didn’t know he sent u a video ???
  • and she just stares at you with a raised eyebrow
  • “are you faking innocence”
  • aND YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT SHE’S TALKING ABOUT OKAY
  • “you don’t know that joshua has a youtube channel.. really”
  • “he has a youtube channel ???”
  • and all your friends start to look at one another so it must be really bad
  • “did he record me eating all that bread ?? because i swear it happened once and you guys know i eat when i get stressed !!”
  • no one is replying :)) no one is even opening their mouth :))
  • really bad
  • so you quickly get home while wondering how many embarrassing things joshua hong sHARED WITH THE WORLD
  • “spill the beans right now okay i feel sO betrayed”
  • and he’s like oh hi y/n how was your day
  • “i know about your video !! i trusted you !!”
  • and he just changes expression because yOU DO ?? BUT YOU NEVER GO ON YOUTUBE I PROVIDE ALL THE MUSIC FOR YOU
  • “my frienDS TOLD ME”
  • “haha well then i guess this is embarrassing haha but i mean you don’t have to react this badly i can just keep my feelings to myself”
  • wat
  • “don’t pLAY DUMB JOSHUA I KNOW YOU SHARED YOUR [fingers imitating quotes] FEELINGS ABOUT MY EATING HABITS WITH THE WORLD”
  • now it’s joshua who wants to say wat
  • “i didn’t share that video tho”
  • “tHEN WHAT DID YOU PUBLISH ON YOUR CHANNEL”
  • [realization hitting joshua right in his face] “i think u misunderstood something”
  • oH REALLY NOW
  • “so yeah i guess i can show you….. prepare yourself because this is going to be awkward”
  • so you angrily sit down on the floor while he gets his pc and when u read the title of the video u just [malfunctioning]
  • “I’m Living With My Crush! 3 Tips To Understand If Your Roommates Likes You”
  • did he just
  • he did
  • “haha yeah i guess this must be a shock for you because— y/n!! pls breath!!”
  • so yeah after coming back from the dead u just
  • “my mom is going to cry”
  • and he ?? i mean i really like your mom and all but wHAT ABOUT YOU
  • you are already crying someone help
  • “uhm wait are those happy tears or i-have-to-find-a-new-roommate tears”
  • “hfshtgappy trsgars”
  • “…happy tears??”
  • and you just nod bc emotions are literally flowing out of your eyes
  • a week later you still can’t believe that your roommate slash boyfriend confessed through a youtube video but you shouldn’t be the embarrassed one okay
  • no one is going to let him forget this
  • NO ONE
  • [dramatic guitar playing in the background]
A Thousand Miles Away (Cameron Dallas)

Can you pretty plz do an imagine where u and cam Skype each other bc he’s on tour and things get a little freaky ? 😋 - Anon 

My eyes lit up as his face appeared on my screen.

“Hey!” he said excitedly, which just made me more happy to see him.

“Hey, how was it today?” I ask.

“It was okay. I met a lot of fans, had fun with the guys and stuff.”

“You sound off, though. What’s wrong?”

He sighs. “I miss you so much.”

“I miss you too, sweetheart,” I say, “but you’ve got all the guys, and everyone there is so happy to see you.”

“I know. And I love that, I just wish I could have my girlfriend here to enjoy it with me.”

“I wish I could be there too.”

We both stay silent for a moment.

“Hey, why don’t you tell me what we’d do if I were there?”

He perks up a little. “Okay.. well we’d start the day in the bus together with the guys. We’d all hang around and get ready, maybe make a couple videos for Snapchat and Instagram.”

I nod and urge him to keep going.

“Then we’d head out and you’d want to stay in the crowd or backstage but I’d bring you up anyway, and you’d get all frustrated with me. But you’d do it anyway. And once we got to the meet and greet part after you’d give me the silent treatment the whole time we were there.”

“This i sounding surprisingly.. realistic.”

“I know us too well,” he says, then continues. “So after the meet and greet I’d ask you what’s wrong as we went to our hotel room, that I got just for the night so we could be alone, and you wouldn’t want to talk about it, you’d just give me the cold shoulder. So I’d just keep touching you and kissing you until you weren’t in a bad mood anymore.” I could hear his voice go from normal to a more husky tone as the feeling of our conversation became more intense.

“And then we’d make it to our hotel room, and by that time you’d be completely turned on. We’d head into our room and I’d push you up against a wall and take off your clothes because I couldn’t wait any longer. And once I had your clothes off I’d kiss and lick every inch of your skin just because I could.”

I was staring at him, completely hypnotized by the things he was saying.

“Then I’d carry you to our bed and worship you some more, because I can never get enough of you.”

At this point I wanted to join in. “I’d take off everything you were wearing except you boxers, just to tease you. And I’d let you continue  kissing and licking all over my body, knowing we’d get to the best part later. After you were done worshipping me of course I’d have to return the favor. I’d run my fingers and lips over every muscle on your body, saving the best one for last.”

His eyes get a little wider once I join in and I can tell he’s just as horny as me. “Are you?” he asks. I snap out of it realizing he asked me something. “Are you turned on, Y/N?”

I just nod and bite my lip.

“I really want to touch you right now,” he says breathlessly.

“I wish I could be there with you, living out everything we’re talking about,” I say, upset that this stupid tour doesn’t end for another 2 months.

“Could you maybe show me?” he asks shyly.

“What do you mean?” I reply.

“I mean, like, I don’t know… a striptease or something.”

Everything is silent and tense between us once more before I break the silence.

“Are you alone?” He nods and I take a deep breath, thinking of how I want to do this. “Tell you what, I’ll show you mine if you show me yours,” I say, giggling at the immaturity of the sentence.

“Deal,” he eagerly says, smiling along with me.

I smile, trying to boost my confidence. I had no trouble showing ‘the goods’ when we were physically together, but this was an entirely new experience for me.

I lift my camisole over my head and just as I get it off he groans. Except, not in a good way, more of a let down way.

“What’s wrong?” I ask, feeling the need to cross my arms over my chest.

“The screen froze!” he yells in frustration. The camera suddenly thumps and I can only assume it’s him hitting his laptop.

Soon, his picture begins to go grainy, and next thing I know there’s a message on my screen saying only audio is now available.

He sighs and I put my shirt back on in disappointment. “I need you at one of my next shows,” he says, and I can hear the irritation in his voice.

I open my planner. “I think I have a break in classes the 19th through the 22nd. I can take off work and see if I can make it out?”

“That would be amazing,” he says, “The guys are coming onto the bus now, but I’ll talk to you later, okay?”

“Yeah, sure.”

We hang up and I lay back on my bed. Cam’s career was a relationship killer sometimes, but I loved him and I knew we could make it through this.

Masterlist

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A/N:
Thanks for reading, hope you liked it. To the requester, I’m sorry it’s so late. I hope you liked it though! You didn’t really specify what you mean by ‘freaky’ so I went light with the smut. I’ve always found phone/video sex to be so weird so I don’t think I could ever actually write something all the way through with that, but I hope you liked it anyway.

Peace,
that-fandom-tho.

5

4 Months Later…..

After many therapy sessions, Crystals finally comes to terms with the loss of the baby. And things seem to be getting back to normal. She’s even been talking getting married again.

Crystal: I never really apologized for what I said before. I didn’t mean it. I still want to spend my life with you.

Jovan: I know bae. It was the wrong time to bring up a wedding then.

Crystal: Yeah it definitely wa the wrong time but I’m ready now. I’m ready to be your wife. I’m ready to be Mrs.Jovan Richards.

anonymous asked:

Okay "welcome back era" /post/160726255642/you-know-i-wish-i-could-say-well-at-least-they You got a lot of big attitude for someone who can't even admit their own faults.

Yooo, that was even before the MV releases. That was when all we got was a cheap looking teaser. Also, why are you ignoring my tag under the post

#THIS IS HOW I FEEL ATM AFTER THE TEASER RELEASE #I JUST HOPE YG WILL POST SMTH IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS TO MAKE ME THINK OTHERWISE

Then yg dropped a teaser video for bling bling just one or two days later, and I posted this

‘I’m actually crying! It says Teaser spot 1!!!! WHAT MEANS MORE VIDEO TEASERS TO COME!!! lskuejdjeopsndjlsldod iKON IS COMING AND THEY’RE STRONGER THAN EVER!’ 

and my tags under the post #FUXK I’M SO HAPPY🙈GUYS

An then when we were in the middle of New kids: begin era and promotions, and someone asked me what I think of new kids: begin era, I answered this: 

‘I LOVE THE SONGS! I’m non stop listening to them while making gifs haha. And no, I’m 100% satisfied and happy with this comeback 🙈’

I changed my opinion based on what we got. And we got more and better promotions for this comeback, better quality MV’s and variety show appeareances. Hence, I changed my opinion and was happy. If you can’t come up with anything better than that, stop wasting my time. 

Kylo Ren & Finn’s Fight: The Choreography

So after coming across [this] video I actually sat and watched this particular fight several times. Kylo Ren is absolutely vicious during this fight, which is exactly why him walking away from Finn after striking him down (the first time) began to appear very odd to me. I mean, moments later we see him pressing his crossguard into Finn’s shoulder sadistically before slashing his back open. What gives? Why not just finish him off while he’s already down? And then something came to mind.

Rey? Hmm

Below is a crudely doodled step by step sequence of the fight I put together. The red is Kylo, the blue is Finn, and the orange is unconscious Rey.

Breakdown

  1. The “come and get it” line is spoken, Finn is beside Rey while he challenges Kylo. 
  2. Finn charges at Kylo straight on, they parry while Rey is several meters behind them.
  3. Finn sidesteps, probably trying to find an opening on Kylo, but Kylo keeps up. This is when Kylo advances on Finn and strikes him down the first time.
  4. Instead of killing Finn off, Kylo curiously walks away, towards– whoops Rey.
  5. His advance towards Rey is halted when Finn gets up and challenges him again. Kylo turns around, his demeanour then turning simultaneously bored and even more vicious, this time really attacking him to get the job done.
  6. During their fight the two switch positions before Kylo pushes Finn back against a tree, pressing his crossguard into Finn’s shoulder
  7. Kylo and Finn are by the tree when Rey wakes up, Finn to her right and Kylo to her left.

Basically what I get from this is that the first time Kylo strikes Finn down to the ground and walks away, he’s more or less saying “stay down”. Probably assuming Finn will back down from the fight, Kylo turns around to go retrieve an unconscious Rey (who we already know he wants to take after Snoke ordered him to but would still retrieve even if he wasn’t ordered lbr), but his plans are disrupted when Finn stands up again.

Finn challenging him yet again gets Kylo pretty pissed. He dodges Finn’s attack and swings his lightsaber around in a bored way before wailing on Finn, pushing him against a tree and sadistically burning his shoulder.

Kylo Ren’s original plan:

  • Tactically knock Rey out before dealing with Finn
  • (*discovers Finn has the Skywalker lightsaber*)
  • Strike Finn down and have him back off. Traitor doesn’t want to get himself killed does he? Dude knows he can’t win. I’ll deal with him later.
  • With Finn down/too intimidated to continue, go and retrieve Rey
  • Pick her up
  • Force pull Skywalker lightsaber towards myself like a boss. Maybe kill Finn if I feel like it.
  • Dip outta here, I am not emotionally stable atm I need to sleep

What actually happened:

  • Finn gets up and challenges Kylo again despite the odds?? Holy shit
  • Why is this idiot fighting me I guess he wants to die huh
  • *cue painful shoulder burning and back slicing*
  • Might as well get the lightsaber now before getting Rey
  • *Rey wakes up and snags the lightsaber*
  • Well isn’t this just great 

Well that’s just what I understood from the scene of course (though the last bit was more about humour than legit analysis). This is how I saw the fight choreography and the character’s placements in relation to each other in the environment. I don’t think it’s so far-fetched for Kylo to underestimate Finn, thus walking away from the fight when he strikes Finn down once. He probably thought that was enough to get Finn to back off, so he was planning on retrieving Rey (what he’s really after – “we’re not done yet”) and then dealing with Finn accordingly if he had to.

What a one track mind.