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Welp, Jack’s dead. We’re just gonna have to tolerate Anti now. Expect a lot more blood-shed and creep laughing in his videos from now on. Purchasing cake and cookies will only make you his next target. Keep your Sam plushies close, don’t let him see the monster that’s taken Jack’s place. Lock your doors properly tonight.

And, for the love of god,

DON’T 

LET 

HIM 

DISCOVER 

COFFEE. 

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I remember watching An American Tail or is it The American Tail. Not the porn, but the … / Fievel? / Yeah, Fievel./ I sat there on the couch and just wept as I watched this thing.

Maybe it’s just me, Rhett, but I wasn’t thinking about porn, But, ok! 

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