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Dealing with species dysphoria

Hello!

I wanted to make a nice post for all you lovely kin dealing with some species dysphoria.

First:

-Try making your room, or at least an area in your room, look like your habitat!

Forest dwellers could try painting trees on their walls or making hangable paper trees, get lots of potted plants, lots of leaf decorations, forest themed stuff, etc! You could also paint your walls brown, green, or grey to make it appear like a den. I suggest brown or green sheets and blankets!

Ocean dwellers could try painting their room blue, adding ocean themed decorations and things like that. Blue, purple, brown,  green, and sheets should work nicely!

For all you space dwellers i suggest painting your room a dark shade of purple or blue, and getting a space projector! Black, blue, purple, pink, orange, and grey sheets are good, and lucky for you, there’s also plenty of galaxy themed bed sets!

Cave dwellers can paint their walls grey or brown, and grey, brown, green,  or black sheets should work well! You could also try sewing pillows to look like big rocks! Potted mushrooms are a nice touch!

If you can’t paint or get new sheets, you should try making a den! Basically making a pillow fort in your room and decorating it appropriately helps a lot!

Nesting is also fantastic i sleep in a blanket nest and it’s very comfy.

-Now that you have a comfortable area:

-Try doing makeup that resembles your kintype (there are loads of tutorials on youtube)

-Try wearing clothes that resemble your kintype (orange shirts and black boots for foxes, big sweaters for bears, eye masks for raccoons, etc.)

-Collars!!

-You can try not talking, or if you’re alone, making noises your kintype makes

-Make your kintype’s favorite food! (Meat and berries is fantastic coming from a bear therian, and most animal treats are edible to humans- things like birdseed, homemade dog treats, catnip, rodent yogurt drops, etc.)

-If your kintype eats insects go for it, just make sure they’re safe- i recommend store bought

-Watching videos of your kintype helps a bunch

okay, that’s about all i can think of, hope this helps!

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  • natgeoVideo by @ronan_donovan // Watch what happens when this bear steps away from his meal…
    Common ravens can make quick work of a carcass as they clamour for scraps of meat that they might eat on the spot, or often fly off to cache the tasty protein pack for later in the winter. Want to see what happens when the bear gets annoyed with the birds, hop over to @ronan_donovan for another video of this same bear.
What I love about each B.A.P member

Himchan:

  • “Yongguk’s smile is because of Himchan”
  • Balances out Yongguk
  • Bang said he became a brighter person bc of Channie T-T
  • Are you crying yet bc I am
  • That one time he had a pony tail
  • Can we bring that back
  • When his hair is pushed back
  • That one time he randomly went blonde then red for only like a week
  • The way he speaks to Yongguk is a complete 180 to how he speaks to the other members 
  • Calls him “bbang”
  • He and Yongguk refer to the younger members as “the kids" 
  • Takes care of everyone 
  • A+ cook 
  • Went out and bought lobster during One Fine Day so the losing team could enjoy a good meal
  • Then they all ate together and my heart melted 
  • Heart of gold
  • The best temporary leader you could ever dream of 
  • What other temp leader becomes a meme
  • Kim Himchan, that’s who
  • When he laughs really hard 
  • That time he was yawning on camera but didn’t notice until too late 
  • Scaredy cat 
  • A++++ good looks 
  • King of the Fairies
  • Thank you, Fairy Kingdom, for giving us Himchan 
  • He’s so unreal 
  • You thought he was gorgeous on camera
  • Wait til you see him up close 
  • Your soul immediately leaves your body
  • Hella soft hands 
  • So cute when he smiles at BABYz
  • He takes pictures of BABYz all the time TT^TT
  • His answer for almost anything is "Jongup”  
  • You will never love Jongup more than Himchan does 
  • Acts like a child sometimes 
  • His voice 
  • So smooth with a little bit of gravel when he speaks 
  • When he sings it either feels like floating on clouds wrapped up in velvet
  • Or lying on a bed of rocks getting punched in the face while heavy metal plays in the background 
  • His voice is so powerful and gritty 
  • Can he sing me sleep??? 
  • I’m just so in love with his tone 
  • I think a collab between him and Youngjae would be awesome 
  • And his own solo song
  • Can play any instrument 
  • Music Genius 
  • Master of Languages 
  • The scar on his right hand 
  • Always looks so cuddly in sweaters 
  • Where can I buy Teddy Bear Chan????
  • Posted a video of Yongguk eating for BABYz to see bc it’s a rare sight 
  • Doesn’t like waking up 
  • Treasures sleep
  • Me too, bud 
  • Tries to keep the dorm under control since Bang left but daejae are a handful 
  • Give him a weekend spa trip away from the kids 
  • Wine Mom 
  • Don’t know what to gift to give him? 
  • Wine
  • Goes on one-on-one food dates with the members
  • Then makes only Daehyun pay 
  • Said he wants to be with Bang bc he’s rich lol
  • His Weekly Idol sexy dance 
  • Iconic 
  • The best sexy dance in history
  • Confident 
  • But still gets shy sometimes 
  • Pink 
  • His eyes 
  • His acting 
  • Someone give him a drama role already PLEASE 
  • Steps in sometimes to give Yongguk a break
  • Bang trusts Himchan so much T-T
  • Friendship goals right there
  • Did I mention that his heart is pure gold 
  • With precious gems embedded in it
  • B.A.P would not be B.A.P without him
  • He is the glue that holds B.A.P together
  • I love him so much
  • Pls give him lots of love 
  • His heart is too good for this world 
  • We do not deserve him

Feel free to add some of your favorite Himchan things! Give him lots of love.

YG | HC | DH | YJ | JU | ZL

3JSB and the things they remind me of

Iwata: Sleeping in during the weekends, bubble baths, wool sweaters, breakfast in bed, bed hair, sweats & hoodies, bubblegum, baby pink, peaches, sitting on a swing, clear skies, doodles, snapbacks, cinnamon, the smell of freshly baked cookies, acoustic guitars, making wishes on dandelions, cycling down a steep hill. 

Elly: The distant thrumming of music from outside a club, late night drives, fast food, neon lights, gold, bear bricks, remembering all the words to a song you have not heard in awhile, high tops, bathrobes, video games, basketball, bean bags, chain necklaces, morning cartoons, hoverboards, grapes, the heavy bass or a beat drop in a song. 

Kenjiro: Stone skipping, the ocean’s breeze, hairspray, plaid shirts, doing a cannonball into a pool, green, freshly cut grass, the sound of an engine revving up, impromptu road trips, maps, summer, fishing rods, drunk karaoke sessions, camping, the sound of laughter, punching gloves, eating a slice of watermelon during the summer to cool down.

Omi: Sunsets, art galleries, instagram filters, skyscrapers, beanies, leather jackets, chandeliers, red, champagne, tailored suits, scented candles, autumn, lollipops, black cats, blurry photos, milkshakes, stained glass, love ballads, black cats, the feeling of the wind blowing through your hair as you drive with the roof or the windows open.

Ryuji: Fairy lights, piano keys, lemonade, big sunglasses, studs, cuff links, people watching from a cafe with a cup of coffee, jumping into rain puddles, yellow, strawberries, messy handwriting, ferris wheels, lullabies, the feeling of the waves crashing against your feet as you walk on a beach barefoot, the first ray of sunshine that appears after the rain.

Naoto: Laced up boots, popsicles, fireworks, candid polaroid photos, fedoras, spray paint, the smell of citrus fruits, denim jackets, iron on patches, skateboards, graphic novels, winter, trench coats, black & white films, cassette tapes, sketchbooks, movie stubs, the smell of cotton candy, balloon animals, watching the sun rise from a rooftop. 

Naoki: Cherry blossoms, libraries, reading glasses, history museums, the smell of freshly brewed coffee, paper cranes, stargazing, wind chimes, handwritten letters, white, spring, early morning strolls, the sound of rain falling, falling asleep during a train ride, sharing a blanket with a loved one, a piano melody. 

anonymous asked:

Hello~ I'm the anon that asked about the Dongwoo pool clip a few days ago lol I've been watching so many Infinite videos over the last week and I'm in love with them 😍 I was wondering, could you tell me some of your favorite or interesting facts about each member? Thank you so much :) I really love your blog 💖

Okay you’re my favourite anon at the moment because I LOVE TALKING ABOUT INFINITE OMG COME SIT BY THE FIRE AND LET ME TELL YOU THINGS!

KIM SUNGGYU:

  • Birthday: 28th April 1989
  • Birthplace: Jeonju, South Korea
  • Blood Type: A
  • He was in a rock band at high school
  • He auditioned for SM and JYP before getting into Woollim (who he auditioned for because he was a huge fan of Nell)
  • Sunggyu used to be pretty nervous around dogs, but after doing Birth of a Family with INFINITE he got a lot better
  • He’s actually really clever, when he puts his mind to it. You can see how intelligent he is on The Genius
  • Watch him on 4things Show because it really gives you a good insight into his personality
  • He doesn’t have a good stomach when it comes to foreign food and always takes Korean food with him when he travels abroad
  • Even though he is strict and the other members often mock him, he’s a good leader and truly cares about them. Just watch the first episode of Showtime and you will see what I mean
  • When they were in Japan for concerts recently, both Sungyeol and Sungjong had their birthdays there and Sunggyu personally went out to buy them clothes as gifts
  • He has an allergy to certain types of metals and so he has to be careful about the jewelry he wears (I have the same allergy :3)

JANG DONGWOO:

  • Birthday: 22nd November 1990
  • Birthplace: Gyeonggi-do, South Korea
  • Blood Type: A
  • He used to be a dance teacher before he joined Infinite
  • He is really close to his family. His mum has been on TV shows with him, and he posts pictures of his niece Sebin all the time. Sadly, his dad passed away a few weeks ago. Both his parents always attended his concerts, even ones abroad. He had a box he kept full of receipts and notes of things his parents had got for him so that he could eventually pay them back
  • He’s a really kindhearted and caring person who puts others first and is totally loving towards the other members and the fans
  • He always takes the time to read fan letters, and there are numerous pictures of him doing it at airports before boarding flights
  • He self composed his solo stage for the That Summer 3 Concerts this year
  • His laugh could probably cure all diseases in the world
  • He dressed as a woman on this show and was prettier than I can ever hope to be
  • Dongwoo is a very very heavy sleeper
  • One time he farted on national TV

NAM WOOHYUN:

  • Birthday: 8th February 1991
  • Birthplace: Seoul, South Korea
  • Blood Type: B
  • He tried pole dancing on Star King
  • He originally wanted go be a solo singer when he auditioned for Woollim
  • Pre-debut, he was a model for a shopping mall and catalogs
  • Woohyun has an older brother called Boohyun who owns a barbecue restaurant in Seoul
  • He is really close friends with SHINee’s Key and was in the sub-unit ToHeart with him
  • This is my favourite performance of Woohyun’s, from Immortal Song earlier this year when he got the highest score for an idol on the show
  • His audition song for Woollim was Lately by Stevie Wonder
  • He’s known for being the creator of the finger heart, or at least for popularising it
  • He may seem like a total greaseball and like he’s never serious, but he’s a really sweet, thoughtful and loving person. Sometimes he just has too much love, I think. He loves the fans so much, he even wrote and composed a song for them: 함께 (Together)

HOYA (LEE HOWON):

  • Birthday: 28th March 1991
  • Birthplace: Busan, South Korea
  • Blood Type: AB
  • He is an a-ma-zing dancer, and his performance with Choi Hyojin on Hit The Stage is a thing of absolute beauty that I will never get over
  • He has a YouTube channel called REAL HOYA where he occasionally  posts covers of songs ~
  • Hoya dropped out of high school to follow his dream of being a dancer (but he did get his high school diploma later on)
  • He has acted in dramas, one of my favourites being Reply 1997
  • He is known for his pretty R-rated solo stages
  • He’s got a lot of sass, is known for his sharp tongue and judging faces, and often makes weird jokes only he seems to find funny. He’s also a little awkward baby
  • Hoya has been writing and composing a lot, and a song he co-composed is on the new album - One Day. He also wrote this song, which he performed for 4things Show.
  • He used to have to wear glasses, but had laser eye surgery last year
  • He has two brothers, one older, one younger. And! His birth name was Hodong, but his parents changed it to Howon as their was a popular comedian/MC called Hodong at the time

LEE SUNGYEOL:

  • Birthday: 27th August 1991
  • Birthplace: Gyeonggi-do, South Korea
  • Blood Type: B
  • He used to study acting at the SM Academy before becoming a trainee at Woollim. He originally didn’t want to be a singer
  • One of his nicknames was Choding (elementary school student) because he was known as a prankster and joker, but he has tried to move away from that image in recent years
  • He has acted in dramas (Please Remember Princess, High School Love On, D-Day and more)
  • Sungyeol always aims to entertain, and his solo/special stages are always amazing
  • During Sesame Player, Sungyeol went through the members’ stuff while they slept and also fed them vinegar bananas
  • He has a younger brother called Daeyeol who is a Woollim trainee
  • He had a cat called Jureumi (which means ‘wrinkles’) but she lives with a member of Woollim staff now. He also has a dog called Aga (baby).
  • He was scouted for Woollim instead of auditioning and was the last member to join INFINITE
  • Sungyeol is a really sweet, funny, kind and caring person. Even though people often mistake him for being childish and silly, he’s a very sensitive guy who takes any criticism to heart and is always trying to be the best he can be

L (KIM MYUNGSOO):

  • Birthday: 13th March 1992
  • Birthplace: Seoul, South Korea
  • Blood Type: O
  • Myungsoo was scouted for Woollim too, probably because of his flowerboy looks. He is INFINITE’s visual.
  • He chose the stage name L because of the character in the manga/anime Death Note - he looked a little like him when he had longer hair
  • People say he has two sides to him: L and Myungsoo
  • He has acted in lots of dramas, including ones in Japan. He speaks Japanese well. 
  • He has a cat called Byul (Star)
  • He is known for doing a lot of charity work with disabled children and with animals too
  • Myungsoo loves photography and has actually released his own photobooks in both Korea and Japan (L’s Bravo Viewtiful). You can often spot him with a camera and even his instagram is full of artsy shots.
  • He can play the guitar
  • The other members always tease him for constantly wearing black, but he knows he looks good so who really cares :3

LEE SUNGJONG:

  • Birthday: 3rd September 1993
  • Birthplace: Gwangju, South Korea
  • Blood Type: A
  • He is known for being extremely good at girl group dances
  • He is definitely the “maknae on top” and although he gets teased a lot by the other members, it’s clear that they adore him
  • One time he pretended to be a zombie and has never lived it down
  • One time he awkwardly acted in a drama and has never lived it down (lemon candy)
  • Sungjong is really interested in fashion and often attends shows during Seoul Fashion Week. He always looks freaking flawless, just look through some of his fantaken photos…
  • He is also known for doing charity work
  • He lived with the CEO of Woollim for a while as a trainee so that they could make sure he was attending school
  • He has a teddy bear which he hits whenever he is mad
  • Sungjong has had hate for years over the way he looks or acts, and it means he sometimes overthinks things and worries about his image. Recently he lost 10kg for this comeback by only eating a spoon of food a day. It’s worrying! So we gotta make sure we give him a ton of extra love ~

More important videos to watch:

I hope you find this useful and please do love INFINITE a lot!!! 

anonymous asked:

Can you do a thing where Dan says"Daddy can you pass the salt" and both Dan's dad and Phil reach do the salt

This is newer in the inbox bUT LOOK AT IT also I hope you like it I took it into little space and ANGST ANGST ANGST 

~Nothing was added because I felt it had to be~


-It’s not uncommon for Phil to come with Dan to visit his parents- after all, Dan’s never really been that close to them, and Phil would rather be there to put Dan back together when he inevitably falls apart, than have Dan be by himself. Right now, at dinner, Phil can see how close Dan already is to screaming, crying, falling into headspace, or all three. So far, his parents have called him lazy, tried to convince him to go back to law school, and made a huge point about how youtube is not a real job. Dinner’s tense and silent now, no one wanting to break the silence, but no one liking it either. It’s Dan who eventually says something.

- “Daddy, can you pass the salt?” Dan asks quietly. Of course, Dan’s Dad reaches for it, but on instinct, so does Phil. The exact moment when everyone realizes this, the room is even quieter than before. It seems no one’s even breathing, and Dan’s gone pale in a strange way.

-Immediately, Phil apologizes, smoothly explaining the situation away. “Sorry.” he laughs. “In my family we don’t really listen to who was asked, we just kind of… help.” Under the table, Dan’s hand finds Phil’s and he squeezes it hard. His other hand is used to receive the salt, add it to his dinner, and eat. Out of the corner of his eye, Phil notices that Dan’s barely eaten, and he’s more or less just moving things around on his plate to make it look like he’s eaten. Phil leans over to whisper in Dan’s ear. “Bear, you have to eat at least half your dinner, and then we can go, alright?” Once Dan nods, Phil gives his hand a squeeze and goes back to his own dinner, occasionally complimenting Mrs. Howell’s (terrible) cooking, or asking Mr. Howell about his business, or talking to Adrian about the video games he’s playing.

- Once everyone’s essentially finished, and Dan’s still pushing around his food, Phil’s about to excuse them to pack so they can catch their train tonight, Dan’s mother finally speaks up. “Phil, you’re welcome back here anytime.” Her words are cold and pointed, ad Phil can feel Dan flinch beside him.

- “Thank you, Mrs. Howell,” he says politely. “Please excuse Dan and I, we have to pack now so we get to our train on time.” As fast as he can, Phil carries his and Dan’s plates to the kitchen and sets them in the sink before returning to the dining area. It looks like Dan’s parents are already getting back on Dan about his career, and Dan sends Phil this pleading, sad look, and it breaks Phil’s heart. “C’mon,” he says, placing a hand between Dan’s shoulder blades and guiding him away from the table, past the lounge, up the stairs, and to Dan’s old room where they’ve been sleeping the past couple of days. Phil packs up while Dan sits on the bed with glassy eyes, sucking his thumb. “Dan. Danny, baby, look at me. Look at me, Dan.” Finally, Dan does. “We’re going to go home now, okay? Daddy’s going to take care of you, it’ll be okay. Can you be a big boy for me until we get home?” A small nod, and Dan drops his hand from his mouth, taking his suitcase when Phil offers it to him. “Let’s go.”

-Dan is able to keep form doing telltale signs of his little space as they leave the house and on the train ride home, so to anyone else, he would seem just tired. But Phil knows better, and keeps his arm wrapped around Dan tightly, comforting him as best as he can in public. No one seems to notice on the late night train, and for that, Phil’s grateful. he manages to get Dan inside of their flat and kisses his forehead. Suitcases are dropped and shoes kicked off in the entryway. Phil undresses Dan down to his boxers and runs to get him a onesie from their (Phil’s) room. He returns and helps Dan into it, and guides him to the kitchen. While Dan climbs onto the counter, Phil pours juice into one of his sippy cups and hands it to Dan, grabbing a paci as well for when Dan’s done with his juice.

- “It’s okay, baby. You’re safe now,” Phil says, picking Dan up and smiling when Dan’s legs wrap around his waist. “Let’s watch pooh bear now, okay?” Dan nods, but whines and tightens his hold on Phil when he tries to put him down to start the video. Phil laughs and works around Dan to start the cartoon, and then finally sits on their couch, holding Dan tightly as they watch the movie. Before long, Dan falls asleep, warm and soft against Phil. 


-Matt

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PREMIERE: WATCH JHENÉ AIKO’S “ETERNAL SUNSHINE” VIDEO

In one expertly tossed punchline on Omarion’s “Post to Be"—"I might let your boy chauffeur me / but he gotta eat the booty like groceries"—Jhené Aiko went from being R&B’s resident whispery forest nymph to the chillest person in the genre this spring. One cheeky trip to Whole Foods, and not only did she steal the show on a song that is rapidly becoming the hit of the season—40 million YouTube views and counting!—she also rounded out her repertoire in a great and necessary way.

All of this may seem like a weird way to introduce a video about a car crash, but bear with me. Because, see, now that Jhené Aiko is certified supremely chill, it’s the perfect time to revisit the overall Jhené oeuvre, to consider the depth of a song like "Eternal Sunshine,” which, with its hook of “all of the good things, good things,” might strike some people as frustratingly vague. This is Jhené’s moment.

So let’s zoom out and add some context: In 2012, Jhené’s brother Miyagi died of cancer, and, in 2013, she was in a car crash along with her daughter Namiko, sister Miyoko and Namiko’s father O'Ryan. The “Eternal Sunshine” video, directed by Jay Ahn, takes both of these stories and places them in the context of this song (as they obviously were meant to be, despite idiots like me not getting that), showing a dramatic still shot of Jhené’s face as the background zooms out to reveal the aftermath of a crash interspersed with nostalgic childhood shots and clips that explain the crash we see.

Request: Scream - Archangel Edition

Request: Baby baby baby baby please do a halloweeny one for Saturday where it’s like all the angels (cas gabe luci michael) first Halloween so reader is like bitch we gon do this and it involves gabe being excited about sweets, spoopy onsies, and lucifer being so scared by a film that he lets out the highest pitched screech to ever grace the earth please baby I’m grounded and can’t go to Bekahs so I need all the spoop I can get

Word Count: 807

Such spoop, man. (This comes after I freaked myself out so much by reading scary stories I’ve been watching cat videos for half an hour, so please bear with!)

Happy Halloween, guys! I hope you have the spoopiest day ever and eat all of the junk food in the world!<3

“I know you’re not really in favour,” You explain, hopping up and sitting on the table beside where Dean is working, “But I think it would be a good way to… integrate them, right?”

“Y/N, we’re talking angels here, not ex-cons.” He rolls his eyes at the suggestion. You narrow your eyes at him, peering over at the Wikipedia page he’s studying.

“I know! I just… it’s a pre-Christian celebration, right?”

“In the most basic sense of the world.”

“Right, so it’ll be a good way to teach them that the world doesn’t revolve around them!” You insist, “I’ll get another room; keep outta your way.”

“You’d better.” Dean rolls his eyes. You grin, hopping off of the table and patting his shoulder.

“In that case, I have work to do.

***

It takes an hour of praying so vigorous you have a headache, but you end up with a gang of archangels (and one angel) in your room. Typically, only then do you realise what a tense situation this is – the arch-enemies Michael and Lucifer, Gabriel who is pretty pissed with both of them, and Cas, who has spent his whole life being ordered around by these guys. Before anything can spark, however, you interrupt the death glares that are being tossed around.

“Alright, guys,” You say enthusiastically, “Welcome to Halloween, 21st Century America style!” You grin. Lucifer narrows his eyes at you.

“You summoned us here for this?” He asks sceptically, and you nod.

“Look, everyone’s mad at each other like that, and I get it, I do. But my puny human mind thought it would be a fun idea to get together and watch some classic movies and eat some candy and… just chill for a night,” You say, watching the stony expressions soften, “No war, no fighting, no vessel-claiming… nothing.”

There’s a pregnant pause and for a moment, you think that they’re all going to zap right back off – however, to your surprise, Michael is the first to speak up.

“I feel like that would be enjoyable.” He says quietly, and Gabriel nods in agreement.

“I’m in.”

“Me, too.” Cas says, and you grin brightly, raising an eyebrow at Lucifer. He sighs.

“Fine. But no Samhain jokes, okay? That guy is a pain in my ass.”

“Deal!” You grin, clasping your hands together, “Now-“

You pull out a bag brimming with felty fabric, dropping it in front of the angels.

“Choose a onesie, and meet me in front of the TV in ten minutes. I’m going to get the popcorn going.” You command, walking off before they can protest. You ignore their childish squabbling, gathering snacks and junk food together. After a moment, Gabriel appears behind you.

“Need any help?”

“Uh… no, I’m good, thanks.” You smile, taking in the sight of his candy-corn themed onesie. You resist the urge to laugh, but he doesn’t mind – in fact, he seems excited. That is confirmed when he looks over your shoulder and gasps in excitement.

“You got everything!” He grins, taking in the plethora of candies and other junk food laying over the countertop. You laugh in response.

“No expenses spared for my favourite angels.” You say brightly, loading up your arms with the treats, “Mind grabbing the popcorn for me?”

“Sure.” He takes the popcorn and you make your way over to the TV, where the other three are already sat on the couch – which, thankfully, is very oversized for a motel room. You nestle yourself in the middle, between Cas and Gabe.

“Okay, guys, what should we watch first?”

***

“Who’s there?” The woman calls into the darkened hallway. She creeps along the bare floorboards and they squeak and groan beneath her heeled feet.

She reaches the end of the hall and pushes open the last door – the one that leads to the room where a couple of kids were murdered a century ago – only to be greeted with a cold breeze – the windows are open.

She crosses over to the window, accidentally crushing a fragment of china doll face as she moves.

Suddenly, the door slams, and she’s confronted with the figure of a small girl, face emaciated and sunken, racing towards her.

The creepy face illuminates the room and before you know it, Lucifer is out of his seat and screaming at the TV. You’re surprised by him more than the film, but he’s halfway to the door (apparently forgetting his ability to zap wherever, whenever) before you get the chance to react. His scream – so long and loud and high-pitched that Sam and Dean probably heard it across town – dazes you for a second.

“Luci, woah!” You stand up yourself, “What’s wrong?”

“She- creepy- what the hell?” He hisses, spitting pure fire at the TV. When his fingertips literally spark, you jump in between him and the TV.

“Alright, alright, we’ll turn it off.” You sigh, “Jeez. Maybe we should stick to Buffy reruns for a while.”

Imagine if the WBB characters had tumblr
  • Panda: Asian stuff, anime, K pop/J pop mess, posts Asian food stuff and occasionally selfies, totally has an icon with some anime character, puts a lot of effort into keeping his blog aesthetic
  • Grizz: any and all food [even the low quality ones from instagram], silly pictures with a short story of what was happening,ask box memes, comments: "thats rad" or "I would eat that" on every reblog
  • Ice Bear: Snow aesthetic pictures, has no title, uses default blog, posts culinary stuff and dance videos/tutorials
  • Chloe: K pop, cartoons, Asian aesthetic stuff. tries to keep people informed
  • Charlie: Food, nature aesthetic, pictures of animals, uses default blog and the submission and ask box are disabled
This Sanctuary is Saving Hundreds of Bears

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The Tam Dao Bear Sanctuary provides new life for rescued bears. It’s located north of Hanoi, Vietnam, and spread across almost 30 acres of forest. The sanctuary is designed to stimulate the bears’ natural behavior.

The sanctuary is home to over 160 bears, many of which have health problems from their previous lives, so sanctuary workers hide medicine in the bears’ food to help them recover.

As bears are focused eaters – they only eat what they can find – this is the easiest way to medicate the gentle giants. The food is hidden in gyms to encourage the bears’ foraging instinct, so when they are ready to be released back into the wild, they are prepared.

If you’ve ever seen a wild animal in the real world, you already know most of them are startled by tiny noises and flee from humans. In a video game world, every animal leaps directly at your face. It doesn’t matter if you’re holding fire, made of fire, or blasting fire out of a revving chainsaw – every animal is determined to maul you to death with beak, claw, or flipper.

In Red Dead Redemption, bears stalk the woods in eight-bear combat squadrons. In Far Cry, they maniacally charge toward the sound of gunfire. You even have to fight them in the fucking Simpsons arcade game. And if your game has sharks? That shark’s only goal in life is biting you in half, end of discussion. Despite you being far, far outside their natural food chain, every video game animal wants to eat you at all costs.

Let’s take a closer look at Far Cry. Any wildlife you encounter in the series is overtly, absurdly aggressive. Warthogs, snakes, even goddamn EAGLES. Look at this madness. Has any eagle ever decided to up and leave the troposphere to impulsively peck the face off a random gunman? For something like this to happen, God has to sit on His remote, but in video games, it is every eagle’s default setting.

5 Bizarre Realities Of Video Game Universes We Just Accept

My Dooper boo bear eating dinner. Haven’t posted a video of him in awhile.

Update: he is 19 inches long, what a big baby.
His favorite food is Salmon even though he refused to eat it only two months ago.
He gets nervous around loud noises or when I walk away and he can’t see me.
He loves exploring boxes and bubble wrap and gift bags, he also loves towels warm from the dryer.
He isn’t always the most affectionate lizard but when he gets tired or scared I’m definetly his go to safety blanket.
And I love him so much.

You Should Call Me Mr. Lester

A/N: this is my first fix so I hope l did alright!-Em —- “Alright class!” said Dan, “I want to know what video you went and watched on YouTube last night for homework. Name the video and the channel.” Dan was the type of English teacher that didn’t want his class to be boring. He wanted the students to be engaged in what he was teaching, so he decided to have them chose a video to watch and then write about the video. “Jack!” Dan called “AmazingPhil Another Sleepless night” “Opal!” “Same, sir.” On and on the list, Dan got the same answer except for a few students. “Well…I guess we’ll watch the video again and all write about it in groups. Sound fair?” Everyone nodded their heads in agreement. “Do you watch AmazingPhil?” asked Sara. “Yes, a matter of fact I do!” Dan replied sharply. Dan turned to his laptop and connected it to the projector in his room. When the laptop finally turned on, there was a different background than usual. “Why do you have a picture of a lion plush Mr.Howell?” asked one student. “Well, one of my friends must have done it. Let’s get on with the video.” Dan stated leaving no room for anymore questions. I’m going to have to talk to Phil later. Dan thought while the video started playing. Dan almost burst out laughing when Phil said that his roommate was “on vacation”. That was anything but true, Dan was just in the office grading tests. “I trust you have already formed groups?” Dan asked as the video ended. Everybody stayed where they were, signaling that they were where they wanted to be. Halfway through the activity Dan’s phone buzzed. “No Phones during class sir!” Reprimanded one student. “I’m sorry, but this must be important…I’m going to have to take this.” Dan replied after seeing it was a call from Phil. He walked out of the class room and into the hallway, “Phil?” Dan asked concerned. “Hi! I was wondering if you want to get lunch today?” “Really? You call me in the middle of class to tell me that?” “I’m going mad over here without you, please?” “Fine…text me the place. I love you!” “Love you too!” With that Dan hung up and walked back into class to find that all eyes were on him. “Have you finished?” He asked. There was a resounding “no” from the class. “Sir?” asked Liz, “Was that your girlfriend.” “Why are you so interested in my love life?” Dan shot back. “You’re the only young teacher. We don’t want to be in Ms. Ladison’s love life.” Dan shuddered a little at the thought Ms. Ladison is the 60-something-year old History teacher. “I guess you are right,” Dan replied smugly, “but all I’ll say is that that was a friend who wanted to go to lunch.” With that the bell rang. “Speaking of lunch, I have a meeting and you have to leave.” —— “Hey Phil!” Dan greeted when he got to the table where Phil was sitting. “Hi bear!” Phil replied with a peck on the cheek. They ordered their meals and drinks in a peaceful quiet, until Dan broke the silence. “You know how the homework for my class is to watch a YouTube video right?” He asked. “Yea?” Phil replied quizzically. “Today when I was going over what video and YouTuber they had watched, almost everyone said AmazingPhil Another Sleepless night!” “Really?” Phil asked shocked. “Yes really, and thanks for the new background.” When their food came they started to eat and kept chatting about different things. “I think you should be in one of my next videos.” Phil stated, making Dan almost choke on his food. “What?” he yelled gathering the attention of other couples seated near them. “We should collab on my next video Dan, you’ll like it.” Dan thought it over before replying, “Ok, as long as the title has something to do with ‘mystery guest’ and instead of me there is a question mark.” Dan looked at Phil for his reply and saw he wasn’t in his seat, he was on one knee with a ring in his hand. “Will you marry me?” Is all Phil had to say. Before he knew it Dan was saying, “Yes! Yes! A thousand times! Yes!” — “Ok class, today we are going to annotate AmazingPhil’s newest video Q&A with Mystery Roommate.” Dan started once everyone walked into the room. “Do you think it is going to be another YouTuber sir?” asked Opal “I don’t want to speculate…lets just watch.” Dan replied nervously, afraid of what his students would think of him after watching the video. “Today we have a very special guest. Drum roll please.” spoke Phil. Everyone in the class placed their hands on their thighs and made a drum like sound. “My roommate…Dan Howell!” *Dan comes into the shot* “Hi!” he speaks, “I’m Dan, Phil’s roommate!” *Dan raises left hand to fix hair, engagement ring in full view* The room is silent, frightening Dan until one student calls out, “Are you engaged?” “Who’s the lucky lady?"asks another. "You should call me Mr. Lester.” is Dan’s only response.

man i was just like…. u kno what, i never work out EVER and im feeling really gross and bloated and unhealthy since i just spent 4 days eating nothing but fried food in NOLA, so i decided to actually for one time in my life look up an online youtube workout video just to try it out! so i did it, and here i what i have to say: it was literally SO awful. there is nothing in this world i hate more than working out. i would rather have my limbs eaten off by wild bears than have to work out ever again. there is virtually nothing in this world that could possibly make exercise pleasant or fun or at all Worth It in any way.