video game heroines

Poe junkie

The cold of London is forgotten in the glow of a lighter,
It is all you do to kill the grey,
Numb at the tips and you flick it right up,
And a dead man they say,
as you get High another day,
Just a drag to a smile, its chocolate.

Just a dab you use it,
Get high to get calm,
Paranoia but you do it,
Sweet lies its all like chocolate

You and your friends call it chocolate,
The lyrics of the song called it fate,
Roll up and strum the strings, chocolate to forget,
Dead inside and sad soaked futile hate,
You bite her lips, taste like wine and chocolate,
You call it chocolate, just a lie; you dead?

Your lungs they take it in like a friend,
Your heart breaks again, remember why you like it?
She broke your heart so you broke your head,
Bent with drags of chocolate, loved her but she didn’t know,
Bite your lips, light it up and inhale your fate

Inspired by the 1975 chocolate and my own addiction and self destruction
MY DAD’S REACTION TO UNDERTALE (characters) Part 1: MAIN CHARACTERS

!!!There might be some spoilers so watch out if you haven’t played the game yet!!!

Part 2:

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//So I decided to do this because my dad is a…very creative person…uhm…you’ll see!//

FLOWEY

Dad: “That’s a snake.”

TORIEL

Dad: “ Jesus.”

SANS

Dad: “ What’s this?!? …..”
Me: “ That’s what i wanna hear from you”

Dad: “…Me.”
Me: “what?”

Dad: “That …“ *points on Sans* “That’s me.”


PAPYRUS

Dad: “Me while dancing.”

UNDYNE

Dad: “Me with a sword in the head.”
Me: “ wait…What sword??
Dad: *points on her ponytail* “this is the sword”
Me: “ This is her HAIR, dad”
Dad: “….I stick to it.”


 THE HEROINE

Dad: “ What the hell is this??….This is an alien…”


ALPHYS

Dad: *answers incredibly fast* “ A pig with glasses”

[ After this i had a really long discussion with my dad how a pig looks like ]


METTATON

Dad: “Oh, this is this…..Sega thingy….” 

Me: “ Sega thing?”
Dad: “ yes….how was it called…..”

Me: “ You mean a gameboy, don’t you…”
Dad: “ YES! a Gameboy.”


METTATON EX

Dad: “ a Gay”


ASGORE

Dad: “ Okay, that’s the king!”

Me: “ well, you’re right…”


ASRIEL (TRANSFORMED)

Dad: “…and that’s the queen!”

Me: ( …..clooooose…)


ASRIEL (GOD OF HYPERDEATH)

Dad: “ a roadkill frog….”


ASRIEL

Dad: “That’s Lina as a toddler”

[ Lina is my nickname ]


PHOTOSHOP FLOWEY

Dad: *horrified, amused face* “ Holy…! What the hell is this??! Man……what the hell…is this…”
Me: *waits like…a minute*

Dad: “ roadkill octopus”


// Excuse the bad gramar if there are any mistakes. Hope you liked it anyway //

UPDATE

Guys, I asked my dad if he would like to do this with other Undertale characters and he will! Because I think many of you liked this and i giggled hours because of your sweet comments. Love to make people laughing and happy!
See ya! 

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i wish this happened in more of the main mario games. we´ve seen her be an actual main playable character in “Super Mario Bros. 2 (1988)” , “Super Mario RPG: Legend of the seven stars (1996)” , “Super Paper Mario (2007)" and the most recent "Super Mario 3D World (2013)”. As well as “Super Princess Peach (2005)” where she IS the main protagonist and has to save the mario bros. from bowser. Despite her being almost always playable in the spin-off installments.

What i´m trying to say is that they should give peach the role of a “Heroine” in more main mario installments then the simple “Damsel in Distress”.

She has powers & abilities that make her a very unique addition to the games and she has proven that she is perfectly capable of defending herself!

and THIS IS WHY WE ARE CELEBRATING 30 YEARS OF PRINCESS PEACH! THE GIRL THAT EVER SINCE HER DEBUT; HAS APPEARED IN MORE VIDEO GAMES THAN ANY OTHER FEMALE CHARACTER IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY!!!

-PeachyDurazno

Tomb Raider (2013)

“A famous explorer once said, that the extraordinary is in what we do, not who we are. I’d finally set out to make my mark; to find adventure. But instead adventure found me. In our darkest moments, when life flashes before us, we find something; Something that keeps us going. Something that pushes us.”