victoria‘s secret

harry is the light of my life 

I like to think that the information we’ve gotten about the american magical world comes entirely from outdated Hogwarts textbooks. like there’s a chapter in Hogwarts: a History on the wizarding school it inspired in america. and of course a bunch of it is exactly what happened…if you ignore everything that doesn’t make the old country look fabulous. Because of course the school based on Hogwarts,  founded by an Irish Immigrant, descendant of a Hogwarts founder would be the first and best and only decent wizarding school in America. Imagine teenage/early 20’s Hermione visiting the USA and realizing the chapter on Ilvermorney in “Hogwarts, a History” was  half entirely outdated and half colonial propaganda. like, she ’s in a room full of american wizards, and causally asks one which house she was in in Ilvermorny, and the other’s all, “oh, well, I actually didn’t go to Ilvermorny, I’m from Texas and I attended Nuestra Señora del los Milagros. Um…lesse, George and Ani both had after school programs, at least I know George was trained with the other magical children in his tribe, and I think Ani had a sort of cram school dojo thing she would port key to. Louise went to a magical school in New Orleans whose name I can’t pronounce right and which is pretty secretive, so you’d have to ask her about it. It definitely wasn’t one of your traditional English style boarding schools though. um, Saria is from Utah, and her no-maj school had free periods available for religious or magical studies during the school day. I think out of all of us only Sinjin and William went to Ilvermorny, but I think Sinjin was expelled for protesting the house names, fairly creatively I might add. Honestly it’s mostly upper class and traditional families that send their kids all the way to Ilvermorny nowadays, it’s just not that practical, even if you want a traditionally English magical education.”

Kylux Secret Satan 2016

PHEW! Gathered all the great work that emerged from my small gift exchange and put them all here! I feel incredibly blessed and humbled that people allowed me (a menace) to set them up to make stuff for randos! Huehuehue… Here they are and enjoy! Happy Holidays!

Art

Backseat Gaming by @hexselenas
Blindfold by @xan-drei *
Bossy by @pixielovepunch *
Cheeky by @sparrows-trashcan *
Control Panel by @hxxxm *
Greaser by @weirywolf
Ice Skating by @inchells 
It’s Cold by @sigalawin 
LARP by @c-bulletaftermidnight *
Pet by @luoham *
Pinch by @chromedqueen *
Rebel by @lucskywalks
Scarf by @lworeve
Scientist and Cyborg by @curlygingerbird​ 
Shibari by @wingedicks *
Ventral Cannons by @letmeputitinyourbutt 
Weird Kid by @shehulks​ on twitter

Fic

A Night at the Bar by @gambriz *
Blockade Day by @nightsofllyn *
The Fleeting Year by @tlefighter
Home is a Feeling by @fel-as-in-tumbld
In Your Orbit by @donnagers *
Lost Time by @smolrebel

* indicates NSFW content

Happy holidays @shiny-shinx !! I’m your assigned @touhousecretsanta for this year! I admire your artstyle a lot so when i first saw it was you i was a bit nervous but also determinated in putting a lot of effort on this. Whenever i think of cute things a pairing could do, scarf-sharing is always on the top3 … i hope you like it too!

I hope you are having / will have a good holiday time!

Disco girl, coming through, that girl is you ♡

I’m 185% sure ‘Disco Girl’ would be ‘their song’ and no one can convince me otherwise

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have you ever spoken to someone so good you wanted to cry

[Outgoing call: Day 5, Yoosung route, after 21:45 chat, “The people who make games.”]