rosemarried headcanons (?)
Roxy is Maid of Honor and takes her job the most seriously and walks both Rose and Kanaya down the aisle. (She walks Rose first then runs back down the aisle and walks Kanaya), Dave, Jade and Karkat are collectively the Best Man. Jade gives an actual speech and Dave raps one. Karkat ugly cries the entire time.
Casey/Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer is the flower salamander.
John is the ring bearer ofc.
IM 100% WITH YOU HUSSIE I WANT TO SEE THAT ADORABLE SALAMANDER NAME A THOUSAND SKELETONS TOO, YOU KNOW! AND LIKE HOW’S HER RELATIONSHIP WITH JOHN FOR EXAMPLE? DOES HE STILL CALL HER CASEY? DOES HE TREAT HER AS A DAUGHTER STILL? DO THEY DO DAUGHTER-FATHER STUFF? LIKE BAKING CAKES AND JOHN READING HER STORIES TO HELP HER SLEEP OR SOMETHING?
IM SERIOUSLY INTERESTED YOU GUYS I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF CASEY’S A JOKE CHARACTER AND MEANINGLESS BUT SHE’S BADASS AS HELL AND ADORABLE AND I REALLY WANT TO SEE JOHN FULL OF FATHERLY LOVE AND STUFF IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK HOLY FUCK