vicariously yours

Number one I just want to say thank you to everyone that has been liking and following my blog the last couple of weeks! 98% of the time I feel like a big ole trash bin and all of you make being on here so much fun, so thank you! Beside that I had some babbles to get out but I’ll throw it under the cut

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another day, another gg revival lament!

not a day goes by where i do not wish that instead of all that “berta speaks a nonsense language that nobody can understand, ha ha ha, funny racism!” crap, berta would have spoken spanish, and throughout the revival, we could have seen emily gradually start learning spanish to communicate with her and her family. (emily + duolingo = yay.)

it would have been a really striking callback to the time when she was so horrified that rory was speaking spanish with the maid in season 6, would show some growth for emily, would not make a mockery of berta, etc.

The time I was burned as an adulterous witch at a medieval banquet

A long and inarticulate story from my teen years. Content warning for like, pretend swords and pretend death and so much vicarious shame that your face involuntarily lemon-puckers. Also for my use of one hundred “like”s. 

One time, in high school, I attended this. Medieval banquet fair LARP thing? It was produced and hosted by a local… theater troupe? My hesitation is not because I’m unsure in my recollection, it’s that I’m not sure who these people actually were. I love them I just don’t understand them.

Anyway, they came to our school and used our cafeteria/theater stage courtyard area to set up the whole thing- big long tables, food stations with turkey legs, soup, and a lot of bread. Oh, and a sword fighting tournament, in which attendees could sign up to bop each other with cylindrical foam “blades” on surprisingly realistic wooden hilts.

When I saw the posters for the thing I got very excited because, well, I spent a fair amount of my free time in high school at the park, hitting my friends with plastic swords, and because I love dressing up. I think the only times in my life I was ever early for school was on Hallowe’en. I convinced a classmate to buy me a ticket and roped two of my friends into going with me.

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Dear Isak and Even, 

It is now 23:48 and I am wearing the same pyjamas I was wearing when I first discovered you. There are so many things I want to say to you. 

I’m sorry for making a million awkward memes out of your cute awkwardness, I am sorry for ditching my life to live vicariously through yours and I am sorry for that one time 50 times I screamed at you guys to kiss and love each other when you just weren’t ready to yet. 

I guess I just forgot that you were not real and that every single move you made was in a script written by our god, Julie.  

The truth is it doesn’t matter to me if you’re real or not. I am desperately attached to both of you and If I don’t see you soon I am going to emotionally combust. 

Love you, 

A Desperate Skam Zombie with no life. 

Drunk- Sirius Black

Originally posted by your-harry-potter-imagines

Pairing: Sirius Black x Reader

Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin

Warnings: N/A

Request: Anon- “You’re so drunk.”

Word Count: 473

Author: Charlotte

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I wish I could read you like a book because I don’t want to know everything about you, all at once. I want to find a quiet spot and sit with you. I want to feel the anticipation, like a reader who is about to start a new book. I want to forget about the world and get lost in your story, right from your first sentence. I want to know about each chapter of your life one after the other. I want to feel each emotion that you felt, like a reader who empathizes with each emotion of the characters, without any effort. I want to feel privileged for being able to know your story. I want to read you like a book because I want to live your life vicariously through your words.

anonymous asked:

What cute stuff have you and your gf done lately???? I have a rly bad Gay Crush and I want to live vicariously through your relationship

omg well we haven’t been able to see each other much bc we live on opposite sides of the city n we are busy with school but we went into the city last weekend for my birthday n we went to a record store and got vegan yum cha and got lost trying to find the museum of contemporary art!! we are also 99% gonna see each other at tøp next week which is pretty S i c k!!!! I like her so much!!! also i hope ur gay crush becomes a gay reality sometime soon B)

Hey parents! Here are some tips
  • Don’t fucking drag your kids or their friends into your drama and arguments with other people. That’s probably what they’re trying to get away from when they get home.
  • Don’t go through their shit. Seriously they will never trust you. Instead of barging into their personal space wait for them to let you in. This is especially important for teens. 
  • Let your kids have a little independence. Sometimes you have to let them experience life.
  • That being said, don’t force them to be a parent to you. A twelve-year-old should NOT be head of household.
  • Don’t live vicariously through your kids. It isn’t their fault that you didn’t do everything you want, and your definition of success could be different from theirs.
  • “I brought you into this world I can take you out” ok murder is illegal, and this will 100% terrify your kid.
  • DON’T COMPARE YOUR CHILDREN TO EACH OTHER OR ANOTHER PERSON’S CHILD! I CAN’T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY HAVE TO SAY THIS BUT OMG DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW DAMAGING THAT IS?
  • Violence is a no. Again I can’t believe I actually have to say this, but don’t fucking hit your kids. This is especially important when they’re young. They will always remember that and it will damage they’re relationships in the future.
  • Abusive traits are passed on. Monkey see monkey do, if your kid grows up around abuse then they’re more likely to be abused or be abusers when they grow up.
I know we all talk a lot of shit about Suburban Moms,

So I would like to steer you all towards this amazing book I read on a whim at the library one fateful year in high school:

The White Trash Mom Handbook, by Michelle Lamar.

It mostly makes fun of Suburban White Mom culture (you know, being on the PTA, putting that “honor roll” sticker on your bumper, living vicariously through your children who just wish they can have their own damn lives for once, etc.). I found it hilarious, especially since she dubbed the Suburban White Mom group, “The Muffia”. If you can find it in a library or bookstore, give it a read.

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softly falling by Marc McDermott
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This was a month ago but just had another snowstorm and it’s -10C this morning. I’ve been really enjoying many of my Flickr friends’ spring shots though. I will live vicariously through your shots : ) Thanks for viewing!

washburne4  asked:

I pre-ordered MEA, but I don't actually have a PS4 yet to play it on, so I'm going to be living vicariously through your Tumblr posts until I can afford one. I love all of your posts! 😊

AHHHHH that’s awesome! Hopefully you’re able to get a PS4 soon so I don’t spoil too much for you 😁

anonymous asked:

You are an alright dude that I relate to in several ways. I want to be more blunt and abrasive sometimes, and I live vicariously through your cartoonish, exaggerated loathing of things that are kind of annoying but essentially okay when it comes down to it. Sometimes I picture an actual muppet with huge eyebrows and noodly arms when I picture your existence irl even though I have seen your selfies. Draw a Mareanie.

I don’t want to ruin the movie magic for anyone but most of the time IRL I’m ordinarily a pretty reserved fellow, at least on the surface level

I think part of the reason I like tumblr because I can shout streams of the enraged nonsense that constantly clouds my vision of my day to day life into these heinous blue depths and somehow find an audience for it. it’s somethin else

ooh yea Maerenie’s a cutie pie I’ll def draw one

anonymous asked:

You must be SO excited! Liam has officially started promo which means he'll be releasing something extremely soon and you'll get to hear his music and see him and hear him speak... (Yes I'm projecting my Harry anticipation onto you and will be living vicariously through your Liam excitement until Harry does The Thing™) So even though I follow you because you're also a Harrie and a funny, amazing person I want you to fangirl about Liam as much as possible please.

I HOPE we get music soon and it’s not just a one-off but actual promo!!! Liam keeps saying “soon” like, when is it gonna be?!?! ARGH I’M SO EXCITED I LOVE LIAM!!! And soon we’ll have new music from Harry too?? A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE!

And thank you for your sweet message!!! 😘