Ok this here is a man with a 20 million dollar net worth, yet….. YET… he’s drinking Great Value creamer with his coffee.

Now let this soak in…

brb, being emo listening to a bunch of 2007 songs while finding my will to live.

  • Person: Who would you bring if someone made a time machine that could travel back to 2007?
  • Me: ...
  • Me: My eyeliner.