It is my hope that one day I’ll know enough Trekkies to re-create this entrance at a convention!
The crew of Voyager finds another relay that leads to the alpha quadrant, even to DS9! The Doctor accidentally gets beamed into Vic Fontane's program and forgets to deliver the crew's messages as he demands to have a sing off with Vic. Meanwhile, Paris's dubious past catches up with him as a series of misinterprettable messages show up and Torres is furious. It turns out to be updates on his Camaro he named Jessica. Neelix tries to switch to decaf only. Janeway makes a crossbow to solve that.