via: ah

I think the big difference between Ryan Evil™ and Jeremy Evil™ is the systems they operate in.

Jeremy Evil™ utilizes systems specifically designed with evil in mind (e.g. using blood magic to gain special weapons and powers) whereas Ryan Evil™ takes perfectly ordinary systems and repurposes them towards evil (e.g. using dispensers to drop farm animals several hundred feet just to watch them go splat)

D'you want to go to the ball with me? part 1

Harry: *standing outside the door, pacing around nervously*

Cho: What are you doing here?

Harry: *summoning all his courage takes a deep breath*

Draco: *watches the scene from a distance*

Cho: Oh.

Cho: - someone’s already asked me.

Harry: *nodding nervously*

Draco: *approaches, looking as smug as always*

Draco: *smirks* Maybe I should-

casting director’s notes: best Cho Chang @arabella-prongs
best Draco Malfoy @space-marauder

Part 2