Blend with ice until smooth. Pour into a tall glass and garnish with coconut flakes. Pay proper respect.
6oz British lager
6oz ginger beer
Pour equally into a cold beer mug. Start drinking competition with an American (see below) and hope neither of you will remember 2016 tomorrow.
Mp3 Killed the VHS Star
1.5oz Bailey’s Irish Cream
.5oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
Pour vodka, then Baileys, then Kahlua over an ice-filled cocktail glass. Be careful, cheap vodka will make this curdle. Marvel at the inexorable march of technology and hope your job isn’t the next to get automated.
Rio Olympic Pool Water
4oz melon liqueur
12oz pineapple juice
12oz cranberry juice
Pour all ingredients into a pitcher and stir. Serve in glasses with ice. Get yourself tested for Zika tomorrow.
1/3oz peppermint liqueur
1/3oz cinnamon schnapps
1/3oz Hot and Cool cinnamon schnapps
Layer in shot glass in following order: Hot and Cool, cinnamon schnapps, peppermint schnapps. Drink. Drink. Continue drinking until 2020.