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  • Oghren: Yep, lotta tension around here
  • Alistair: You think so? Do you?
  • Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?
  • Alistair: I hesitate to wonder
  • Oghren: I polish the 'ol weapon
  • Alistair: Really?
  • Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine with a dry rag. Then with a little grease
  • Alistair: That's disgusting!
  • Oghren: You're telling me you never gave your blade the 'ol spit shine?
  • Alistair: I think that's private
  • Oghren: Really? Sodding Chantry and its rules. I like to do it right out in the open
  • Alistair: Where people can SEE you?
  • Oghren: Yep!
  • Alistair: Wait... What are you talking about?
  • Oghren: What are YOU talking about?