anonymous asked:

You ship DRARRY???!!!! ❤😱😍❤

I do ship Drarry. Tbh, it’s all @hoechlindylan ‘s fault for throwing me back into them in a high key fandom way. I ship a lot of people in a casual way, or talk/think about them without necessarily looking up headcanons or reading fanfic. I’m usually a fanvid kind of gal when it comes to my ships. But all it takes is one person to be super enthusiastic and rant about them to me - @artemis69 *narrows eyes* - and I am falling down the rabbit hole for the long haul. 

As a result, this is what one of my walls looks like: 


agentsokka  asked:

Not sure if you've made posts about it before (sorry if you have!), but could you elaborate more on the alphas not 'getting' each others' main flaws? I'm really curious since I haven't heard their relationships described like that before.

Sure, let me try to articulate what I mean here. 

Basically, the alphas as a group all love each other SO MUCH, which is awesome, they’re this closeknit squad and they’re all so important to each other and their relationships all make me feel enormous sprawling feelings, but the sheer AMOUNT they all love each other sort of blinds them to some of their own needs. They all want to think the very best of each other, and the occasional thoughts they have about each other that aren’t like 100% positive get immediately suppressed and marinated in guilt juice and they try not to acknowledge it and go back to focusing on the good instead. 

So they’re all kind of bottling things up about each other, right? But it doesn’t come from any malicious place, it comes from a place of wanting to be the best they can be because they care about everyone else’s opinion so much but also knowing they aren’t always their best selves – and knowing their friends aren’t always their best selves – but if THEY know their friends sometimes are shitty, that means everyone else might know that THEY are sometimes shitty, too. 

They’re all trying so hard to downplay the bad and upjump the good, which is MUCH MUCH easier to do with online relationships. 

You throw them into physical proximity and suddenly those annoyances you all tried so hard to pretend didn’t bug you that bad and never talked about because talking about unpleasant things is, well, unpleasant, start to boil over. Put that on top of the stressful circumstances that led to several relationships starting the session OFF more strained than usual, and wow. They had no fucking chance. 

I love the alphas so much – they got shit on by a lot of the fandom because their plotline was so internal and cerebral, but that is the kind of shit I LOVE. The betas were all friends, but they never felt like ONE GROUP to me. The full four way group dynamic never crystallized. We always found them interacting one on one and rarely ABOUT one another, because the betas’ conflicts were more or less external. The betas’ story up to Collide was them vs the environment, the game, doc scratch, sburb, the horrorterrors. The alphas’ story is so much about THEM. Their relationships. Them as a group. Their interpersonal issues and foibles and there’s this element of nitty gritty real HUMAN-ness to their struggles that isn’t super present with most of the betas who feel like more fantastical figures that struggle against equally fantastical antagonists. (The betas KIND OF segue into something like this post-Collide, but it’s not expounded upon as much, they’re split into different groups, and also a lot of it got retconned - Jade and John had some interesting moments on the boat but that stuff was probably the biggest victim of the retcon.)


Here’s an example of what I mean to wrap it up: 

Jane and Roxy are best friends, they love each other deeply, you can tell from their every interaction that they care tremendously about each other’s opinion of them, but. Roxy has a drinking problem. This (I think) clearly makes Jane uncomfortable sometimes, but Jane suppresses it and pushes it down because she wants to think the best of Roxy, she minimizes the issue. No one ever confronts Roxy about this very serious problem she has in any real or effective way (not just Jane, NO ONE does this) because they all want to think the best of her and oh… haha….. it’s just a little foible… just  a quirk…. it’s cool…. not a big deal …. I’m sure roxy has her life under control no big deal!!

Basically EVERY alpha relationship has something like this going on. Everyone downplays how much the AR bugs them because hey I’m sure Dirk has things under control he probably does this on purpose god Dirk you’re so silly jeez Dirk we’d really like to talk to you instead of your fucking hell robot sometimes but oh well I’m sure Dirk knows what he’s doing ho hum let’s all downplay how much this actually bothers us because we want to think the best of Dirk and can’t imagine him ever creating a situation he genuinely cannot deal with or control because well gosh he’s just so capable!

Everyone downplays how selfish Jake can be because oh well Jake is just silly he’s so nice he doesn’t MEAN to be this way I mean it’s JAKE how could Jake English ever do something as vaguely malicious as take advantage of how he KNOWS Jane never really says what she’s thinking if that thing is hard to say and use that to his advantage to give him a perfectly reasonable out on having to tell her he isn’t interested in a romantic relationship with her and then, KNOWING she actually did have a huge crush on him, constantly inundate her with his issues with his boyfriend for months thereafter. Surely Jake could never be that manipulative he’s so nice!! (NOTE: I love Jake English, specifically BECAUSE of things like this, I honestly would not like him if he were actually the way fanon paints him all the time, some weak cinnamon roll that can do no wrong.) 

etc etc etc

This is why I love the alphas! They are a group of fucked up teenagers who are all struggling so fucking bad but all need their friends to believe everything is ok, and who need to believe their friends are ok, who want so bad for each other to be happy that they sabotage themselves both individually and as a group in misguided attempts to pretend at and manufacture that happiness without actually doing the hard work of fixing the underlying issues preventing them from TRULY achieving it. 

(The one issue, as with most things in Homestuck that I have issues with, is that we are not shown the resolution to these arcs and struggles in canon, boooooooooooooooooooooo)

We might be overlooking a detail

During the second run of the ‘Bubbles’ ad Wilford is there
From the first ad it’s suppose to ‘solve all of lifes problems’ and then states a very serious problem plaguing the problem.
But when Wilford gets on camera it says 

‘Are you constantly haunted by the ghosts of everyone you killed and maybe you think it was you that was the problem, and maybe it wasn’t just a misunderstanding where you were trying to tickle them with a knife?’

Normally this is a dark joke but knowing Mark they’re maybe more to it.
Wilford obviously doesn’t understand certain things. He doesn’t know how to use a metaphor ( FNAF: the interview)

“Looks like i’ll have to go and get things up and running again, because my crew is standing around like… metaphor.”

He doesn’t understand context as shown Disc of Riches

“What are you talking about he ASKED me to do it”
“That was the GAME you can’t keep killing contestants”
“No, no, no he said it, he said ‘kill me, kill me now”

I think a large part of Wilford killing people is just not understanding the situation well enough, there’s something about him that he doesn’t understand the context or perhaps what death really is.

And it’s taking a large toll on him.
He’s being haunted by the fact he’s killing people, and in his own delusional mind where ‘Warfstache is always right’
He’s starting to doubt himself and realizing that he’s at fault for all the others deaths and not just ‘misunderstanding’

anonymous asked:

Doctor! I have a truly very totally serious problem: I have three cats, but not enough lap space for all of them to sit on! When all my cats want cuddles and attention, how do I make sure I can cuddle them all? I'm considering getting a large basket and putting lots of padding in it to encourage all the cats to cuddle together in one place.

My serious friend, that is a very severe problem indeed. While the intuitive answer is to grow a bigger lap, that is not possible for many of us. Fortunately, technology to the rescue!

A chair or lounge featuring a chaise portion, as pictured above, allows you two sit with your legs extended and provide additional cuddle space for cats. An average height human could cuddle up to 6 cats at once with this technology!

If it is you the cats want to cuddle, a large basket is simply not going to cut it. While it’s very sweet of the, safety precautions should be taken to ensure you’re not accidentally smothered in cats.

<This post is intended to be humorous>

voltron s1-2: the paladins don’t even dare to think about piloting another one’s lion. their individual bonds are very special, and piloting another lion would only be their solution to a very serious problem.

voltron s3, probably, when shiro is gone for five minutes: 


pidge: keith you’re climbing into my lio-


hunk: excuse you?

pidge: hunk you can take blue

lance: wait, then where am I supposed to go? guys, stop, I think we at least have time to-


lance: well crap alright I guess

hunk: wait we’re still missing a pilot?

keith: oh god okay, someone bring like, I don’t even know, coran or something over here, maybe the closest bystander if you run into one of those first, jesus christ


I just really like flowers, tattos and these two


’ Lose an hour, gain an hour. ’
’ This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time. ’
’ Do you hear me now? ’
’ Okay, I got it. Shit, I lost it. ’
’ Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns. ’
’ Guys, what would you wish you’d done before you died? ’
’ What are you doing? ’
’ Fight Club was the beginning. ’
’ Turn the wheel now, come on! ’
’ You have to know the answer to this question! ’
’ If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? ’
’ I wouldn’t feel anything good about my life, is that what you want to hear me say? ’
’ Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? ’
’ I didn’t create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. ’
’ Hey, you created me. ’
’  Take some responsibility! ’
’ This is it - ground zero. ’
’ Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? ’
’ People are always asking me if I know, _______. ’
’ With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. ’
’ I can’t think of anything. ’
’ I wonder how clean that gun is. ’
’ Ah… flashback humor. ’
’ This is crazy… ’
’ People do it everyday, they talk to themselves… ’
’ Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! ’
’ Listen, you can run water over your hand and make it worse… ’
’ Look at me… or you can use vinegar and neutralize the burn. ’
’ First you have to give up, first you have to know… not fear… ’
’ Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It’s not my problem. ’
’ You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? ’
’ In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. ’
’ That’s, um… That’s an interesting theory. ’
‘ I’ve got a stomachful of Xanax. ’
’ I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much. ’
’ Your whacked out bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! ’
’ It’s getting exciting now, two and one-half. ’
’ I ask you for one thing, one simple thing. ’
’ Now answer me, why do people think that I’m you. ’
’ Why do people think that I’m you? Answer me! ’
’ Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? ’
’ My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school. ’
’ I am Jack’s smirking revenge. ’
’ Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. ’
’ I see all this potential, and I see squandering. ’
’ All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. ’
’ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. ’
’ I am free in all the ways that you are not. ’
’ They’re gonna have to open my pecs again to drain the fluid. ’
’ It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything. ’
’ What’s the smell? ’
’ Is that your blood? ’
’ Oh, it’s late. Hey, thanks for the beer. ’
’ I should find a hotel. ’
’ Three pitchers of beer, and you still can’t ask. ’
’ You call me because you need a place to stay. ’
’ Yes, you did. So just ask. Cut the foreplay and just ask. ’
’ Would - would that be a problem? ’
’ Can I stay at your place? ’
’ Is it a problem for you to ask? ’
’ You’ll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. ’
’ I felt like destroying something beautiful. ’
’ You’re not how much money you have in the bank. ’
’ You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. ’
’ You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. ’
’ When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep… ’
’ Listen up, maggots. You are not special. ’
’ You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. ’
’ You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else. ’
’ On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. ’
’ The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. ’
’ Man, you’ve got some fucked up friends, I’m tellin’ ya. ’
’ The things you own end up owning you. ’
’ Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you? ’
’ C'mon, do me this one favor. ’
’ How much can you know about yourself, you’ve never been in a fight? ’
’ I don’t wanna die without any scars. ’
’ So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve. ’
’ Who gives a shit? No one’s watching. What do you care? ’
’ Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you? ’
’ Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear! ’
’ Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one. ’
’ God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas. ’
’ Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey!  ’
’ Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. ’
’ Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? ’
’ One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items. ’
’ How’s that working out for you? ’
’ You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh. ’
’ This is not the worst thing that can happen. ’
’ There are things about you that I like. ’
’ Yeah, you’re sorry, I’m sorry, everybody’s sorry. ’
’  I can’t do this anymore. I can’t. And I won’t. I’m gone. ’
’ You’re smart, you’re funny, you’re… spectacular in bed… But you’re intolerable! ’
’ You have very serious emotional problems. ’
’ Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. ’
’ You’re not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax. ’
’ Why? So you can pretend like you’re interested? ’
’ Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch. ’
’ I’ve got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. ’
’ I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. ’
’ After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. ’
’ Well, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. ’
’ It’s cheaper than a movie, and there’s free coffee. ’
’ Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. ’
’ You need to forget about what you know, that’s your problem. ’
’ You met me at a very strange time in my life. ’
’ Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. ’
’ Yes, these are bruises from fighting. ’
’ I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar. ’
’ Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. ’
’ The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. ’
’ You don’t know where I’ve been. ’
’ You’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. ’
’ Would you excuse me? I need to take this. ’
’ Uh, well… You’re not gonna believe this… ’
’ I know it seems like I have more than one side sometimes… ’
’ I’ll carry you - kicking and screaming - and in the end you’ll thank me. ’
’ Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected. ’
’ When people think you’re dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just… waiting for their turn to speak. ’
Her Having a Big Argument w/ Her Friend and Coming to Them for Comfort: BTS


He would be very concerned for you, almost to the point where he felt and shared your sadness, maybe whipping something tasty up to cheer you up at least a little bit.


No but, he would honestly just motion you over to himself with his hand and kinda like squeeze you very tightly, telling you all the words of comfort through that one action, kissing the crown of your head to reassure you that everything’s going to be fine.


It would be one of those rare moments where HoSeok would be completely serious, trying to reassure you by saying that your anger will cease eventually and then you two will be able to apologize and talk to each other again, the argument behind you two.

Rap Monster:

“Sure, it is also a part of friendship to get into arguments with the ones you hold dear. Without them, there would be too much pent up frustration at each other. Now it is up to you two to make up and be friends once again. It’s life.”


Very serious very quickly. Your problems the most important thing at the moment, and he will be asking how you were feeling, asking what happened and how it did. He will be the one that will try to help you come up with a make-up strategy.


“Now we put our hands together, take in a deep breath and then release it through our mouths to help us relax. Then, you will tell me everything that has happened and we ill call your friend and make you two friends again.”


“Yeah, well, she doesn’t realize what she lost.”


I realized the fandom didn’t have one of these yet, and decided to fix that very serious problem.

(Guys I know I go off on the themes of this show a lot but I just love them so much)

Also seriously if I tried to add anything about character interaction into this thing it would be wayyyyy too long woah but just trust me ok the characters are GREAT

Other posts relevant to these interests: NinthFeather’s, Envy-Loves-You’s

Feel free to add anything I might have missed, guys!

we will revive this fandom if it kills us all

@ninthfeather @sapphireswimming @draconiform-algeeee @ anyone else who can spread the love and/or WATCH THIS SHOW

Yo, imagine a super angsty/fucked up au that Jimin has a very serious anger problem and he use to beat up walls or kick chairs when he was upset and usually ended up hurting himself. So Jungkook, a total sweet heart, urged Jimin to take his anger out on him (“cause I’m strong i can handle it”) so they fall into a very physically toxic BDSM relationship. Even to the point where they never came up with a safeword. But at some point Jimin gets put into therapy and learns how to deal with him anger, as he goes he learns how horrible he has been to Jungkook. The next time they have sex Jungkook is shocked when Jimin starts crying, the whip in his hand falling to floor as the elder sobs “I don’t want to hurt you anymore.” Jungkook and Jimin then both go to therapy to work out their issues and end up having a healthy relantionship, healthy BDSM sex life while also Jimin learns healthy ways to express/handle his anger.

Skivvysupreme’s Fic Masterpost

hello, lovely readers! here’s the rebloggable version of my fic masterpost! full list is below the read-more (so try clicking the above link if it disappears on the mobile app in reblogs :D). as always, AO3 links are included if you prefer to browse there.

happy reading! xo

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iconic yuju english quotes:
-yeah what a nice beat. this is the rap of the rough, rap rough rap rough rap rough
-hey girl ding dong
-we have to save our environment. its very serious problem
-S.T.E. save the earth
-its just cake, dont be serious girl

listen, all joking and bitching aside i do have one very serious problem with mass effect: andromeda: ryder can’t take their pyjak with them everywhere they go. that’s just unacceptable. i see no reason why ryder can’t strut about the nexus with a space monkey sitting on their shoulder. the kett wouldn’t be a problem if ryder’s pyjak pal was there as backup. and there’s nothing more romantic than a candle lit dinner with you, your love interest, and your faithful blue companion. what i’m saying is bioware fuck up. they fuck up real bad.

dragonsandotters-dh  asked:

Distracted kiss, dramione 💚 I was reading that post like yaaaas must use this must save this post. Then I saw you wanted prompts and I was like 👏🏼🙌🏼👏🏼🙌🏼

“Stop,” he muttered under his breath, swatting at her as she kissed his knee. “I’m serious, Granger, this isn’t funny - ”

He felt her lips against his thigh and knew, unhappily, that she was grinning.

“Granger,” he growled, shoving her head away. “I’m trying to focus - ”

“Mr Malfoy,” Professor McGonagall called, her voice clipped and bothered. “Is there a problem?”

Yes, he thought, there’s a very serious problem, and it’s currently blowing me under the desk.

“No,” he lied weakly, stifling a gasp as Granger’s teeth reached the zipper of his trousers.

Send me a kiss and I’ll give you five lines

anonymous asked:

'It was obvious he was muslim' REALLY? So white Christians don't commit terror attacks? I fucking hate you. I hope these 'dangerous' Muslims hunt you fucking down and kill you.

When’s the last time a white Christian deliberately rammed his vehicle into a crowd of people and stabbed a police officer to death while chanting “Praise Jesus Christ!” compared to the last time Muslims have done so in the name of Islam? It doesn’t take a genius to know a Muslim was involved the moment we heard about the nature of this attack, turned out to be exactly correct once again and the fact that it’s so easy to predict a Muslim as the perpetrator just proves that we have a very serious, disproportionate problem with this religion in the West and all over the world. It’s a primate, tribal religion whose religious leader is a blood thirsty warlord, can anyone be that surprised? 

Lol thanks for proving to everyone the true nature of “moderate” Muslims, it’s exactly what I’ve been talking about. When we say that a large proportion of Muslims are radicalized, that doesn’t mean that they’re all terrorists, it means that they hate and despise non-Muslims, Western values and they want anyone who critizes Islam to be killed which is what you’ve just showed us - in fact under Sharia, anyone who insults Muhammad or Allah are to be executed. 

All the polls I have posted show that these “moderate” Muslims living in the West hate gays, they hate women, they believe terrorism and honor violence is justified and they refuse to assimilate and adopt Western values, they view non-Muslims as dirty and refuse them entry and force them to pay money to Muslims (Jizya) as a sign of their inferiority. Students refuse to condemn ISIS as it’s apparently Islamophobia and when Muslim students in UCSD were asked to condemn Hamas (a Muslim terrorist organisation set on wiping out Jews world-wide) they refuse to condemn them also. This is because while they may not be terrorists, they still hold much of the same beliefs. This is what is meant by radicalized Muslims, it’s not all about terrorism. 

The whole point of this discussion is to provide awareness of the mentality which you so clearly possess. If someone scrutinizes or points to very real problems within Islam, it gets labeled Islamophobia and death is called upon us. We often hear “if you say mean things about Islam, it will make more Muslims turn to terrorism and it will be your own fault”. This narrative just proves how radicalized and on the brink of terror moderate Muslims are if they will turn to blowing themselves and others up because some girl on tumblr proved Islam has flaws. So much for Islam having nothing to do with terrorism. Lol I couldn’t have asked for a more perfect example than yourself, some people think I’m just making this shit up so thank you for proving to us what we already know. Islam has never been the religion of peace. 

I don’t get why it’s so acceptable to hate on American collectors. Look, I readily agree that there are a lot of ignorant pricks in America and that the country has very, very serious problems, but as a half-American/dual citizen who’s lived in 4 countries in 4 different continents (actually in the community, not on a base or something) in her life, let me tell you, you can easily find ignorant, racist, ethnocentric pigs wherever you go. Can you tell me that in all honesty, that you’ve never in your life met a person you’d be embarrassed to have represent your entire country, or a collector who you wouldn’t want to represent the entirety of the hobby? Because let me tell you, a large amount of Americans are heartbroken (maybe even fearing for their lives/livelihoods/families) over the treatment of our own citizens and the image our country as a whole puts out to the world. Being judged based on this image in the space of the goddamn hobby (escape place) is just like salt, mixed with lemon juice, and a dash of chili, in the fucking wound.

If someone dared to make a broad sweeping confession about all Chinese collectors just because the majority of recasters are from China, people would be jumping down their throats in a second.

When someone complains about the way Volks does limiteds, there are hoards of white knights coming out of the woodwork to defend Japanese business practices and remind them that not every country is the same.

When people dis Danny Choo, they’re talking specifically about what they dislike about HIS personality and HIS business. Not people from the UK in general.

“I don’t buy dolls from Russian collectors because they obviously all hate gays”, “All Dutch collectors are horrible people - I know this is true because Clockwork Angel bashes Muslims” said no one ever.

If someone looked at the problem transaction boards on DoA or buyer beware groups on Facebook and asked, “Why are there so many European scammers?” many would remind them (probably pretty angrily) that these cases are just the exception, not the rule, and you shouldn’t judge inhabitants of an entire continent based on a few examples.

Like, really? Insult all collectors from country X all you want, but just realize that that prejudiced view and spiteful words don’t make you look any better than the group of people you’re looking down your nose at without ever getting to know them. There are at least 2 people here with a similar taste in dolls to mine that I thought I’d like to be friends with until I saw their repeated American BJD collector bashing. One of these people I’ve even hung out with at a meet (so I’m sorry for any distress I caused you based on my birthplace and having the gall to stand 4 feet away from you). It’s not that I was angry or even offended. Just really sad. I thought we could be great friends, but if they are disgusted by me because of where I was born, without even getting to know me, I guess I should keep looking. Of course I’d avoid anyone who talks shit about all collectors of whatever country, but as I said, I just haven’t seen that. When it’s not America, people seem to do a much better job of separating individual from country. If you really think it’s cool or edgy to use someone’s nationality as an insult or means of exclusion, please check yourself or at the very least, take a creative writing class or something to come up with some better material ffs.

tl;dr - Directed at everyone, including Americans: Don’t blame individual collectors for the shitty governments of their countries, or for the shining examples of stupid from their fellow citizens in the hobby. You look just as ignorant when you do that. 


anonymous asked:

what blanket post

I made a text post a few years back about how I wished there was a way to stay cool in the summer without sacrificing the protection your blanket gives you from monsters. You know, classic shitpost, meant to be humorous. Unfortunately this is tumblr, so after a few thousand notes people started taking it as a serious request, believing they had to save my grown ass from the monsters I apparently truly believe will attack me if I don’t have a blanket.

Four hundred thousand (400,000) notes later, and the post has turned into an apocalyptic mess of people sharing links and massive theme-stretching pictures of weighted blankets, apparently the solution to the very serious monster problem. Before I changed my url, I was getting upwards of 15 asks a day, ranging from sickly sweet uwu to condescending anons, all saying the same thing: “have you heard of a sheet?”. Finally last night some daddy kink blogs started replying to my post – replying, like I can’t stop you from writing whatever you want on your own blog but they were using the reply function on my own post as a nsfw chatroom, forcing me to be a third party because it was appearing in real time on my dash and not getting drowned in the notes – talking about how daddy was going to buy kitten one of the weighted blankets and I don’t know, have cummies in it together or whatever daddy kinksters do.

The best part of all this? I’m British. We get literally one week of hot weather a year. I could deal with it. I hate that post and I hate this website.