very-serious-problems

anonymous asked:

You ship DRARRY???!!!! ❤😱😍❤

I do ship Drarry. Tbh, it’s all @hoechlindylan ‘s fault for throwing me back into them in a high key fandom way. I ship a lot of people in a casual way, or talk/think about them without necessarily looking up headcanons or reading fanfic. I’m usually a fanvid kind of gal when it comes to my ships. But all it takes is one person to be super enthusiastic and rant about them to me - @artemis69 *narrows eyes* - and I am falling down the rabbit hole for the long haul. 

As a result, this is what one of my walls looks like: 

GODDAMN EVERYTHING.

agentsokka  asked:

Not sure if you've made posts about it before (sorry if you have!), but could you elaborate more on the alphas not 'getting' each others' main flaws? I'm really curious since I haven't heard their relationships described like that before.

Sure, let me try to articulate what I mean here. 

Basically, the alphas as a group all love each other SO MUCH, which is awesome, they’re this closeknit squad and they’re all so important to each other and their relationships all make me feel enormous sprawling feelings, but the sheer AMOUNT they all love each other sort of blinds them to some of their own needs. They all want to think the very best of each other, and the occasional thoughts they have about each other that aren’t like 100% positive get immediately suppressed and marinated in guilt juice and they try not to acknowledge it and go back to focusing on the good instead. 

So they’re all kind of bottling things up about each other, right? But it doesn’t come from any malicious place, it comes from a place of wanting to be the best they can be because they care about everyone else’s opinion so much but also knowing they aren’t always their best selves – and knowing their friends aren’t always their best selves – but if THEY know their friends sometimes are shitty, that means everyone else might know that THEY are sometimes shitty, too. 

They’re all trying so hard to downplay the bad and upjump the good, which is MUCH MUCH easier to do with online relationships. 

You throw them into physical proximity and suddenly those annoyances you all tried so hard to pretend didn’t bug you that bad and never talked about because talking about unpleasant things is, well, unpleasant, start to boil over. Put that on top of the stressful circumstances that led to several relationships starting the session OFF more strained than usual, and wow. They had no fucking chance. 

I love the alphas so much – they got shit on by a lot of the fandom because their plotline was so internal and cerebral, but that is the kind of shit I LOVE. The betas were all friends, but they never felt like ONE GROUP to me. The full four way group dynamic never crystallized. We always found them interacting one on one and rarely ABOUT one another, because the betas’ conflicts were more or less external. The betas’ story up to Collide was them vs the environment, the game, doc scratch, sburb, the horrorterrors. The alphas’ story is so much about THEM. Their relationships. Them as a group. Their interpersonal issues and foibles and there’s this element of nitty gritty real HUMAN-ness to their struggles that isn’t super present with most of the betas who feel like more fantastical figures that struggle against equally fantastical antagonists. (The betas KIND OF segue into something like this post-Collide, but it’s not expounded upon as much, they’re split into different groups, and also a lot of it got retconned - Jade and John had some interesting moments on the boat but that stuff was probably the biggest victim of the retcon.)

OKAY. 

Here’s an example of what I mean to wrap it up: 

Jane and Roxy are best friends, they love each other deeply, you can tell from their every interaction that they care tremendously about each other’s opinion of them, but. Roxy has a drinking problem. This (I think) clearly makes Jane uncomfortable sometimes, but Jane suppresses it and pushes it down because she wants to think the best of Roxy, she minimizes the issue. No one ever confronts Roxy about this very serious problem she has in any real or effective way (not just Jane, NO ONE does this) because they all want to think the best of her and oh… haha….. it’s just a little foible… just  a quirk…. it’s cool…. not a big deal …. I’m sure roxy has her life under control no big deal!!

Basically EVERY alpha relationship has something like this going on. Everyone downplays how much the AR bugs them because hey I’m sure Dirk has things under control he probably does this on purpose god Dirk you’re so silly jeez Dirk we’d really like to talk to you instead of your fucking hell robot sometimes but oh well I’m sure Dirk knows what he’s doing ho hum let’s all downplay how much this actually bothers us because we want to think the best of Dirk and can’t imagine him ever creating a situation he genuinely cannot deal with or control because well gosh he’s just so capable!

Everyone downplays how selfish Jake can be because oh well Jake is just silly he’s so nice he doesn’t MEAN to be this way I mean it’s JAKE how could Jake English ever do something as vaguely malicious as take advantage of how he KNOWS Jane never really says what she’s thinking if that thing is hard to say and use that to his advantage to give him a perfectly reasonable out on having to tell her he isn’t interested in a romantic relationship with her and then, KNOWING she actually did have a huge crush on him, constantly inundate her with his issues with his boyfriend for months thereafter. Surely Jake could never be that manipulative he’s so nice!! (NOTE: I love Jake English, specifically BECAUSE of things like this, I honestly would not like him if he were actually the way fanon paints him all the time, some weak cinnamon roll that can do no wrong.) 

etc etc etc

This is why I love the alphas! They are a group of fucked up teenagers who are all struggling so fucking bad but all need their friends to believe everything is ok, and who need to believe their friends are ok, who want so bad for each other to be happy that they sabotage themselves both individually and as a group in misguided attempts to pretend at and manufacture that happiness without actually doing the hard work of fixing the underlying issues preventing them from TRULY achieving it. 

(The one issue, as with most things in Homestuck that I have issues with, is that we are not shown the resolution to these arcs and struggles in canon, boooooooooooooooooooooo)

Welcome Back to Hogwarts! 

Term begins on 1 September. Students usually reach Hogwarts via the Hogwarts Express, which leaves from Platform 9¾ of London’s King’s Cross Station at 11 a.m. sharp. There seemed to be other ways of entering the school, such as via broomsticks or Floo Powder, or simply Apparating to a nearby location such as Hogsmeade. Missing the Hogwarts Express for any reason is a very serious problem, but will not cost the student points as long as they get there before the term has officially started. The Hogwarts Express brings the students to Hogsmeade station, where the first years traditionally cross the Black Lake in boats with the gamekeeper, and go under an opening in the rocks upon which Hogwarts is built, through a curtain of ivy, and finally into an underground harbour.

Older students travel on the road in carriages pulled by Thestrals (invisible to any that hasn’t witnessed death) to the castle. The Welcoming Feast takes place in the Great Hall. This feast includes the Sorting ceremony, followed by a few words from the current Headmaster or Headmistress, the banquet starts after this, including large quantities of food and drink. The feast is closed with a few more words from the Headmaster, but it also included the usual “start-of-term notices”.

After dinner, students are led to their house common room by a prefect. This is a special time for new students to get comfortable with their surroundings because the next day classes begin. The class schedules are handed out during breakfast by the Heads of House.

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I just really like flowers, tattos and these two

We might be overlooking a detail

During the second run of the ‘Bubbles’ ad Wilford is there
From the first ad it’s suppose to ‘solve all of lifes problems’ and then states a very serious problem plaguing the problem.
But when Wilford gets on camera it says 

‘Are you constantly haunted by the ghosts of everyone you killed and maybe you think it was you that was the problem, and maybe it wasn’t just a misunderstanding where you were trying to tickle them with a knife?’

Normally this is a dark joke but knowing Mark they’re maybe more to it.
Wilford obviously doesn’t understand certain things. He doesn’t know how to use a metaphor ( FNAF: the interview)

“Looks like i’ll have to go and get things up and running again, because my crew is standing around like… metaphor.”

He doesn’t understand context as shown Disc of Riches

“What are you talking about he ASKED me to do it”
“That was the GAME you can’t keep killing contestants”
“No, no, no he said it, he said ‘kill me, kill me now”

I think a large part of Wilford killing people is just not understanding the situation well enough, there’s something about him that he doesn’t understand the context or perhaps what death really is.

And it’s taking a large toll on him.
He’s being haunted by the fact he’s killing people, and in his own delusional mind where ‘Warfstache is always right’
He’s starting to doubt himself and realizing that he’s at fault for all the others deaths and not just ‘misunderstanding’

voltron s1-2: the paladins don’t even dare to think about piloting another one’s lion. their individual bonds are very special, and piloting another lion would only be their solution to a very serious problem.

voltron s3, probably, when shiro is gone for five minutes: 

keith: GUYS IT’S AN EMERGENCY GET TO THE LIONS

pidge: keith you’re climbing into my lio-

keith: WE HAVE NO TIME GREEN WAS THE CLOSEST TO ME JUST TAKE YELLOW

hunk: excuse you?

pidge: hunk you can take blue

lance: wait, then where am I supposed to go? guys, stop, I think we at least have time to-

keith: LANCE YOU TAKE BLACK YOU CAN LEAD VOLTRON THIS TIME

lance: well crap alright I guess

hunk: wait we’re still missing a pilot?

keith: oh god okay, someone bring like, I don’t even know, coran or something over here, maybe the closest bystander if you run into one of those first, jesus christ

anonymous asked:

Doctor! I have a truly very totally serious problem: I have three cats, but not enough lap space for all of them to sit on! When all my cats want cuddles and attention, how do I make sure I can cuddle them all? I'm considering getting a large basket and putting lots of padding in it to encourage all the cats to cuddle together in one place.

My serious friend, that is a very severe problem indeed. While the intuitive answer is to grow a bigger lap, that is not possible for many of us. Fortunately, technology to the rescue!

A chair or lounge featuring a chaise portion, as pictured above, allows you two sit with your legs extended and provide additional cuddle space for cats. An average height human could cuddle up to 6 cats at once with this technology!

If it is you the cats want to cuddle, a large basket is simply not going to cut it. While it’s very sweet of the, safety precautions should be taken to ensure you’re not accidentally smothered in cats.

<This post is intended to be humorous>

anonymous asked:

As a 17 year old can I just say men have to be stopped I've been hit on so many times by men 30+ and I'm really obviously underage and it just makes me feel so gross ugh

This is such a common and very serious problem. When I was 20 I passed for 14 or 15. One guy even ASKED me if I was 14 as he was hitting on me. It was fucking disgusting. Don’t hit on employees period, though. They’re paid to PRETEND to care not actually care. -Abby

✯ ——— FIGHT CLUB SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ Lose an hour, gain an hour. ’
’ This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time. ’
’ Do you hear me now? ’
’ Okay, I got it. Shit, I lost it. ’
’ Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns. ’
’ Guys, what would you wish you’d done before you died? ’
’ What are you doing? ’
’ Fight Club was the beginning. ’
’ Turn the wheel now, come on! ’
’ You have to know the answer to this question! ’
’ If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? ’
’ I wouldn’t feel anything good about my life, is that what you want to hear me say? ’
’ Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? ’
’ I didn’t create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. ’
’ Hey, you created me. ’
’  Take some responsibility! ’
’ This is it - ground zero. ’
’ Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? ’
’ People are always asking me if I know, _______. ’
’ With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. ’
’ I can’t think of anything. ’
’ I wonder how clean that gun is. ’
’ Ah… flashback humor. ’
’ This is crazy… ’
’ People do it everyday, they talk to themselves… ’
’ Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! ’
’ Listen, you can run water over your hand and make it worse… ’
’ Look at me… or you can use vinegar and neutralize the burn. ’
’ First you have to give up, first you have to know… not fear… ’
’ Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It’s not my problem. ’
’ You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? ’
’ In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. ’
’ That’s, um… That’s an interesting theory. ’
‘ I’ve got a stomachful of Xanax. ’
’ I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much. ’
’ Your whacked out bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! ’
’ It’s getting exciting now, two and one-half. ’
’ I ask you for one thing, one simple thing. ’
’ Now answer me, why do people think that I’m you. ’
’ Why do people think that I’m you? Answer me! ’
’ Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? ’
’ My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school. ’
’ I am Jack’s smirking revenge. ’
’ Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. ’
’ I see all this potential, and I see squandering. ’
’ All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. ’
’ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. ’
’ I am free in all the ways that you are not. ’
’ They’re gonna have to open my pecs again to drain the fluid. ’
’ It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything. ’
’ What’s the smell? ’
’ Is that your blood? ’
’ Oh, it’s late. Hey, thanks for the beer. ’
’ I should find a hotel. ’
’ Three pitchers of beer, and you still can’t ask. ’
’ You call me because you need a place to stay. ’
’ Yes, you did. So just ask. Cut the foreplay and just ask. ’
’ Would - would that be a problem? ’
’ Can I stay at your place? ’
’ Is it a problem for you to ask? ’
’ You’ll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. ’
’ I felt like destroying something beautiful. ’
’ You’re not how much money you have in the bank. ’
’ You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. ’
’ You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. ’
’ When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep… ’
’ Listen up, maggots. You are not special. ’
’ You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. ’
’ You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else. ’
’ On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. ’
’ The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. ’
’ Man, you’ve got some fucked up friends, I’m tellin’ ya. ’
’ The things you own end up owning you. ’
’ Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you? ’
’ C'mon, do me this one favor. ’
’ How much can you know about yourself, you’ve never been in a fight? ’
’ I don’t wanna die without any scars. ’
’ So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve. ’
’ Who gives a shit? No one’s watching. What do you care? ’
’ Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you? ’
’ Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear! ’
’ Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one. ’
’ God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas. ’
’ Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey!  ’
’ Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. ’
’ Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? ’
’ One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items. ’
’ How’s that working out for you? ’
’ You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh. ’
’ This is not the worst thing that can happen. ’
’ There are things about you that I like. ’
’ Yeah, you’re sorry, I’m sorry, everybody’s sorry. ’
’  I can’t do this anymore. I can’t. And I won’t. I’m gone. ’
’ You’re smart, you’re funny, you’re… spectacular in bed… But you’re intolerable! ’
’ You have very serious emotional problems. ’
’ Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. ’
’ You’re not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax. ’
’ Why? So you can pretend like you’re interested? ’
’ Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch. ’
’ I’ve got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. ’
’ I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. ’
’ After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. ’
’ Well, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. ’
’ It’s cheaper than a movie, and there’s free coffee. ’
’ Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. ’
’ You need to forget about what you know, that’s your problem. ’
’ You met me at a very strange time in my life. ’
’ Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. ’
’ Yes, these are bruises from fighting. ’
’ I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar. ’
’ Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. ’
’ The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. ’
’ You don’t know where I’ve been. ’
’ You’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. ’
’ Would you excuse me? I need to take this. ’
’ Uh, well… You’re not gonna believe this… ’
’ I know it seems like I have more than one side sometimes… ’
’ I’ll carry you - kicking and screaming - and in the end you’ll thank me. ’
’ Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected. ’
’ When people think you’re dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just… waiting for their turn to speak. ’
Ripples

Part 4 

Synopsis: What happens when you wake up married to Steve Rogers in a Las Vegas hotel suite? Especially when you have feelings for his best friend and his best friend has feelings for you? Only time can tell.

Originally posted by little--batman

Reader POV

Warnings: Language. Angst. Nothing naughty yet ladies and gents…

A/N: Sorry for the delay  - work has been a bitch but here is Part 4. Super stoked for this part and the next so I hope you all enjoy! 

Tags are still open! Also i tried to fix the tag problem but if yours still isn’t working please let me know so I can figure out how to remedy the situation 

Need to catch up: Read Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

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Power is a finicky thing. You had seen governments fall - powerful families succumb to their worse fears trying to cling on to the delicate idea of having power. And once someone had it they never knew what to do with it. Except dangle it for the world to see, asking for someone stronger to challenge them. Because the truth of the matter was that humans had no idea what to do when they had achieved something. They always needed more. Power created restlessness.

That was how you felt as you walked up the New York Met steps.

It had been one week since your marriage with Steve. Things were off. You asked Steve for space and he granted it. Even if he woke up early to run with you to get an idea of missions for the day, or tried to help you with breakfast. Even if he left you lunch, worried that you never took the time to nourish yourself throughout the day or offered to make you dinner before you left for the night. Even if flowers started mysteriously popping up on your desk and the large stack of reports you had been meaning to organize and file away electronically had found a way on your desktop.

Steve knew how to give space like a toddler distancing themselves from their mother.

You dug your hands into your brown leather jacket, pulling out a few dollars to pay for your museum pass before walking through security. You walked up the steps, pulling your hair into a pony tail as you reflected on it all, a frown gracing your face. 

It was too much. You had just barely realized you had strong feelings for Bucky. You liked Bucky. Liked that behind all of his hard edges there was a softness to him, smooth and cool. Knew the kind of relationship you could have with him. The kind of life you could have with him - the kind of life you’ve wanted.

Steve was too apple pie for you. Too on the straight and narrow, even if he did recently make some changes that dictated otherwise. You knew the truth. Staying married to you was only happening because he came from a time where divorce wasn’t an option.

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I realized the fandom didn’t have one of these yet, and decided to fix that very serious problem.

(Guys I know I go off on the themes of this show a lot but I just love them so much)

Also seriously if I tried to add anything about character interaction into this thing it would be wayyyyy too long woah but just trust me ok the characters are GREAT

Other posts relevant to these interests: NinthFeather’s, Envy-Loves-You’s

Feel free to add anything I might have missed, guys!

we will revive this fandom if it kills us all

@ninthfeather @sapphireswimming @draconiform-algeeee @ anyone else who can spread the love and/or WATCH THIS SHOW

Her Having a Big Argument w/ Her Friend and Coming to Them for Comfort: BTS

Jin:

He would be very concerned for you, almost to the point where he felt and shared your sadness, maybe whipping something tasty up to cheer you up at least a little bit.


Suga:

No but, he would honestly just motion you over to himself with his hand and kinda like squeeze you very tightly, telling you all the words of comfort through that one action, kissing the crown of your head to reassure you that everything’s going to be fine.


J-Hope:

It would be one of those rare moments where HoSeok would be completely serious, trying to reassure you by saying that your anger will cease eventually and then you two will be able to apologize and talk to each other again, the argument behind you two.


Rap Monster:

“Sure, it is also a part of friendship to get into arguments with the ones you hold dear. Without them, there would be too much pent up frustration at each other. Now it is up to you two to make up and be friends once again. It’s life.”


JiMin:

Very serious very quickly. Your problems the most important thing at the moment, and he will be asking how you were feeling, asking what happened and how it did. He will be the one that will try to help you come up with a make-up strategy.


V:

“Now we put our hands together, take in a deep breath and then release it through our mouths to help us relax. Then, you will tell me everything that has happened and we ill call your friend and make you two friends again.”


JungKook:

“Yeah, well, she doesn’t realize what she lost.”

Mr. Brightside - Gabriel x Reader

Written for @girl-next-door-writes Christmas Birthday Challenge, for which you can still join!


Originally posted by imaginary-desires

Thanks to the lovely @sumara62 for being my beta. You’re the best! 

Prompt: Mr. Brightside by The Killers
Warnings: Angst and something else.
Words: 6,216


It was a quiet day at the bunker.  

In retrospect, it had also been a quiet and slow week.

Times past, Gabriel would immediately snap himself to the closest beach, drink a couple piña coladas and nail every girl sporting a bikini. But things had changed.

He had changed.  

Nobody had asked him to do so, he just started to without noticing. At least he was aware it’d all began when he met her. The little doe-eyed hunter who looked at him dumbfoundedly as she stood between the Winchesters. Gabriel had no idea who she was, given that she wasn’t around when they were trying to stop the Apocalypse.  

As much as he tried, he couldn’t ignore the strong pull he felt towards her. He knew it wasn’t good news; he knew tagging along with the Winchesters was a bad idea. But he wanted her, to protect her, to be with her.  

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listen, all joking and bitching aside i do have one very serious problem with mass effect: andromeda: ryder can’t take their pyjak with them everywhere they go. that’s just unacceptable. i see no reason why ryder can’t strut about the nexus with a space monkey sitting on their shoulder. the kett wouldn’t be a problem if ryder’s pyjak pal was there as backup. and there’s nothing more romantic than a candle lit dinner with you, your love interest, and your faithful blue companion. what i’m saying is bioware fuck up. they fuck up real bad.

My younger sister (who is in 7th grade) just recently got an Instagram and came across a heterophobic post. She came up to me and said, “Should I be gay?” Nobody, especially a young teenager, should feel like they need to be gay, trans, or anything other than what they are just because some fucktard thinks that all cishet people are “scum.” Sure, cisphobia and heterophobia are definelty not very serious problems, but they exist and they shouldn’t.

Skivvysupreme’s Fic Masterpost

hello, lovely readers! here’s the rebloggable version of my fic masterpost! full list is below the read-more (so try clicking the above link if it disappears on the mobile app in reblogs :D). as always, AO3 links are included if you prefer to browse there.

happy reading! xo

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iconic yuju english quotes:
-yeah what a nice beat. this is the rap of the rough, rap rough rap rough rap rough
-hey girl ding dong
-we have to save our environment. its very serious problem
-S.T.E. save the earth
-its just cake, dont be serious girl

anonymous asked:

Hello! Any fics from Lily's POV, where she is really in love with James? Kind of like in Seven Stages of Loving James Potter. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE your blog!

These are all variations on what you’re looking for:

Title: Queen of the Crunk
Author: Lobotomised
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance
Chapters: 19
Word Count: 78,241
Summary: He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight’s going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear. 

Title: Prelude to Destiny
Author: AnotherDreamer
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 26
Word Count: ~
Summary: Lily’s goals were to get over her annoying crush on James Potter and avoid becoming Head Girl, but in 6th year after her ex-boyfriend shows up, everything started spiralling out of control. 

Title: The Incident in the Library
Author: greenconverses
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance
Chapters: 1
Word Count: ~3,000
Summary: Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody.

Title: An Utter Disaster
Author: adoorbellrings
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 3,977
Summary: Lily has a very serious problem. It won’t be long before her problem notices.

Title: Leaning
Author: Penciled In
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 3,419
Summary: Because dangerous things happen when we touch. And when he leans.

Title: Caramel
Author: SuperSpy
Rating: T
Genre(s): Humour, Romance
Chapters: 1
Word Count: 3,584
Summary: Lily Evans has finally figured out that she fancies James Potter. But instead of happiness and sunshine and passionate snogging, there’s a lot of mysterious Comfort Caramels and wallowing in the kitchens.

Title: Meet the Mother
Author: PenonPaperFingersonKeys
Rating: T
Genre(s): Romance, Humour
Chapters: 2
Word Count: 5,058
Summary: “Mum!” James snapped, apparently on the verge of hysteria. Running his fingers through his hair he looked down at his smug mother with wide eyes. “Y-You…What did I tell you about talking to Hogwarts students? And, oh God, you had to talk to Lily!”