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White sheets & purple kisses

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Word Count: 2,032
Warnings: Smut - NSFW – Sexual themes, inappropriate language, nudity, handjob, fingering, squirting, unprotected sex - please guys if you’re going to be intimate with someone, please use protection. Also if you’re underage, please don’t read this.
Author’s Note: Hi guys, I don’t even know what to say about this. I think this is the most smuty thing I’ve ever wrote ahah so all I can say is I hope you enjoy it. This is also for @marvelous-fvcks writing challenge. I hope you like it! I did my best. And please guys, tell me what you think of it. I’m so nervous for some reason ahaha.
Prompt Word: Hickey


Keep reading

- “WHY IS FRIESLAND SUCH A WEIRD COUNTRY”
- “FRIESLAND IS STILL SUCH A WEIRD COUNTRY”
- ”ALSO I AM STILL CONFUSED WTF A FRIESLAND IS. IS OT SOME SORT IF MICRONATION”
- “WTF IS A FRIESLAND”

Friesland: “I am not a weird country, rude! I am Friesland, I am a country that unfortunately has been degraded to be a Dutch province! I have my own language, Frysk, I have my own culture and traditions. I have my own cuisines, I have my own horse and cow breeds, I have the biggest dairy produce of the entire Netherlands, I am the best in ice skating of the world, I have my own micronation under my care! NEVER TELL ME I AM DUTCH! But worse, never call me Hollands!

^ [The most aggressive Frisian song against Hollanders ever] ^

@hah-lol-no-bye

Look! A quart of maple syrup I made myself from my own trees!!!!!!! They’re silver maples rather than sugar maples so it’s a little lighter than sugar maple syrup and has almost a caramel taste.

hanzo is and will remain the most beautiful dude ive ever seen, like have u seen that jawline and those goddamn cheekbones????

also idk how to draw bows for shit so please accept the fuckery and embrace it like I did to my lack of skill thank you.