very sorry yes

don’t 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 a 👏 spider-man 👏 fan 👏 if 👏 you’ve 👏never 👏 been 👏 bitten 👏 by 👏 a 👏radioactive 👏 spider 👏

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@petchricor no coffee is actually featured in this because i’m too lazy to draw a coffee maker, but it’s implied, so…does that count?

also another random headcanon: whenever dark gets more than three hours of sleep, his body just stays in sleep mode for the entire morning. one time wilford had to stop him from brushing his teeth with the hair trimmer.

my hottest, newest, freshest shitpost right off the shitpost gril 

How "Sexy Advertising" Works
  • Straight Men: I want to do her (and ergo want the thing she's got by association).
  • Straight Women: I want to be her (and ergo want the thing she's got by association).
  • Lesbians: I want to both be her and do her (and ergo want the thing she's got by association).
  • Asexuals: That hamburger looks really tasty, but shouldn't someone get that poor girl a coat before she freezes to death?
How Dan and Phil probably broke up #61
  • <p> <b>Phil:</b> I still haven't figured out a name for our son :/<p/><b>Dan:</b> Oh but I've already named him<p/><b>Phil:</b> really? wha-<p/><b>Dan:</b> no, shrek, don't touch that you'll get hurt, son<p/></p>
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that’s it, that’s the whole show

anonymous asked:

Poetry Pearl is Perfect Pearl! But can the beefy, buff babe bearing brutish behavior retort with equally blush-worthy balladry before the blushing blue beauty?

when she puts her mind to it, jasper can write quite powerfully 

hello hello guys :’) it’s sav, aka hoseokxx aka hixtapexx and right now…… YCCNSEOK! (woooo say hello to my new url - i just Needed yoongi to be somewhere inside my url too :c)
i’ve recently hit a personal goal not too long ago and decided that a follower forever had to be done (this has been follow forever #468536 and counting) (jk) to show my appreciation to both my following, for their beautiful!!!!!!!!!! content and reblogs i get to see each and everyday i come onto tumblr! and followers, for their constant support to my blog and their asks that really brighten up my days ;u; THANK YOU all so so sooo much!! ♡

and because i won’t be around here much till early october due to exams (17/09 i’ll poof away from tumblr), this will also be my hiatus announcement sobs (i’ll be back for their comeback though!! and to queue more things from time to time <3)

now on to the proper follow forever:

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“This album really symbolized who I’ve become as a new artist, and as a new producer and songwriter, and everything that I feel about the past. I’m able to put aside and write about it like it’s a fond memory instead of who I actually am today. So really, Death of a Bachelor is talking about getting back to my roots, but being able to move forward in a new light, in a new era as a brand new person.”

Happy Birthday, Death of a Bachelor!

January 15, 2016